we already showed you the hottie hotness in movies 2010 , and then picked the breastest movies of the beastest of 2010 (with the late addition of Dogtooth !!), and now it’s time for everything else movies 2010!!! welcome to the…
7thishendith Anal
Thighs Wide
Movie Awards
now called
THE THIGHSMANS!!!
The Death to Smoochy
Worstest Pictures
of the Year
Trash Humpers
Valentine’s Day
Enter The Void *
Get Him To The Greek
& Clash of The Titans in ‘3-D’
*also happens to be one of the year’s bestest too!
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The Gus van Sant
Most Pretentious
Most Overhyped
Most Boring Movie of The Year
That Has Only One Line of Dialog
Repeated 9272767 Times
‘You Seen My Daddy? ‘
Winter’s Boring
runner down: True Grit
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The Bare Un-Necessities/
Coulda Been A Contender
Red
Cop Out
Machete
Shutter Island
The Expendables
Scott Pilgrim vs The World
the reunion of Brian Cox and Paul Dano
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Trailers Worth Tractoring
Catfish , The Social Network , Enter The Void , TRON Legacy
Somewhere , Let Me In , I’m Still Here , Black Swan ,
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World & Inception
and the wurst: Exit Through The Gift Shop
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Poster Her!
Poster We!
Poster Haste!
& th e wurstest ones
+ 18 minus boo-nus pts for the Takers one!!!
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Credits That Deserve Mad Credits
Enter The Void
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The 1st Annual
Greta Grrr Wig
Recipient of
The OK, This Joke/Career
Muss Be Stopped
Now Award
Greta Gerwig
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The Samuel L Jackson
Never Met A Script
He Didn’t Like
Guy of The Year
Liam Neeson with 7 movies released in 2o10!!
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Thighopening Call To Action!
thanks to Art of The Steal for forcing us to visit the Barnes Foundation at its real home in Merion, PA before it moves and that experience will never exist again and we’ll be even more super mad pissed than we are now!!
next up is getting laid in
the Blue Valentine future space sex room
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Bestest Wurstest Lines of The Year
&
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The KFC
Finger Stickin’ Goodness
Goodie Three Shoes Award
Portman & her fingers in Black Swan
+ these other hotnessies
Shannon Twins’ pole dancing in Somewhere
Anne Hathway’s endless nudity in Sex & Other Drugs [NSFW]
Rachel McAdams’s morning glorious legs & tush
& Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s many colored wigs in Scott Pilg
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Movie Things That Aren’t Movies
That Moved Us For The 1st Time
Mr Plinkett’s Star Wars Prequels Ass-Riping
But Well Thought Out Reviews!!
+ his love of pizza rolls
which he wants to mail to us!!
lime juice on theater popcorn!!!
(had at the Film Forum )
visiting the cinema treasure that is The Loews Jersey
(what took we so long??????)
& Ebert’s twitterings
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Bestest Flix We Netted Or Saw In A Theater
Cause Seeing Old Movies In A Theater
Is Better Than Seeing New Movies
In A Theater!!!
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Always Bet On These Lil
Shirley Temple Black
(& White) Children
Dylan Riley Snyder
Izzy Meikle-Small
Kelly O’Neill
Emma Hinz
Eros Vlahos
Faith Wladyka
&Â the babies of Babies
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Face Timeless
Zhao Benshan in Woman, A Gun and A Noodle Shop
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Saddest Sadness
& The Infinite Sadness
we knew The White Stripes’ days were numbered
as soon as we saw this
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Songs That Execute Butter
Than Norman Mailer’s Bong
Daft Punk’s TRON Legacy score
Beck’s ‘Ramona’ from Scott Pilgs
The Langley Schools Music Project’s
‘Good Vibrations’ from Catfish
Scala & Kolacny Brothers’ cover
of ‘Creep’ from TSN teaser
any Phil Spector produced song in The Agony &Â Ecstasy
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross ‘In Motion’
from The Social Network
Clint Mansell’s ‘Perfection’ from Black Swan
Mike Zorin’s score to the Inception teaser trailer
anything on the Blue Valentine sdtrk
Nick Urata’s ‘Faking Death’ from Phil Morris [empee3 ]
Devendra Banhart & Beck’ ‘Life During Wartime’
& LFO’s ‘Freak’ from Enter The Void
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Unintentional Porn
To Be Wild Titles
44 Inch Chest
The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond
Faster
For Colored Girls
Furry Vengeance
Get Low
Harry Brown
How to Train Your Dragon
The Killer Inside Me
Make-Out with Violence
Rabbit Hole
The Spy Next Door
Trash Humpers
Touching Home
Unstoppable
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
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Hendrik von Bültzingslöwen
Wotan Wilke Möhring
Ophelia Lovibond
Sterling Cooper
BooBoo Stewart
Bingo O’Malley
Pleasant Wayne
Dossy Peabody
& Eros Vlahos
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Miscecallous Things That Either Stepped Up or Stepped Down More Than Step-Up 3D
a VHS tape, duct tape, a hand and
a whole lotta anger in Dogtooth
the way Leo DiCap says ‘Maaaaaaaaaaaaarssshal’
in Stutter Island
the glowing cockscapades at the sex hotel
@ the end of Enter The Void
the mousterpiece dioramas in Din for Schmucks
by the The Chiodo Brothers
finally figuring out what the dealio was withÂ
Pruitt Taylor Vince ‘s eyes was was:
pathologic nystagmus
also, finally looking into what Fletch’s ‘Pup’ n’ Taco was!
Abraham Aronofsky’s resume
photo of the real Get Low guy attending his own funeral
which is 81889283838 times more interesting
than the actual movie
this college recruiting video starring a pre-Doors Morrison
The Fighter sisters > any other sisters
James Frain being a 7th rate Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg???
where they filmed Harry Brown
the only good kind of Plague
when Joan Rivers met Gwar
our collection of the moist flamous kisses EVER
& notmileycyrus.com
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Movies To Look
For In The ‘011
127 Ray Browers
Goy Story 3:16
Liam Neeson Ices Eastern Europeans
X-Men XII: Boyz II X-Men
Ranch Farts: A Nose Opening Documentary
Stephen King’s The Queen
Madoff Never Sleeps
10 Fast, 10 Furious
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don’t forget to peep out our
’09 , ’08 , ’07 , ’06 , ’05 , ’04 , ’03 , and ’02 awards!!
until next thyme the balcony is clothed…