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Hazzard Us To Your Health

Peace The Forks Out

to

Rosco P Coltrane

roscoe p

&

Albert Maysles

 al maysles

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Mr Walk Away Renee

Mr Nutella

Laugh-In leader in

Sam Simon

sam simon2

Lynyrd Skynyrd Drummer

no longer the world’s oldest director

Mrs Atlantic Records

Father of Singapore

you didn’t own her cause she cried if she wanted to

he did much

Neil Simon sayer

Hondo

he preserved film

Carr and droven

gave RFK stadium its name

that suave-ass French actor who was in Octopussy

louis-jourdan-

got lost in space

Amadeus ‘tographer

a baller

a baseballer

she had an itch

Minnie majorie

Eastwooder/Juliette’s dad

Meep!!!

that guy!

he rocked!

pet rock

moma Wallenda

may or may not be John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt’s cousin

A&P’s BFF

Commander’s Palace’s commander

he got Mad

a Maniac Cop

dude who knocked out Frank Gifford

Anthony Mason

amason

Jerome Kersey

Jack Haley

he had plans, 9 of them

the King of Concrete

that chick from 24

arty filmster

costumer

Gene Gene The Dancing Machine

gene gene gene gene dancing machine

a big brother who held company

Park rec-er

Three Dog Night keyboardist

Twisted Sister drummer

Toto bassist

didn’t make grave mistakes in architecture

Munich Olympics cool tent guy

no longer Alice

mommy Ditka

daddy Michael Flatley

Hey Jude’s mom

Cynthia-and-Julian-cynthia-lennon-

some funny guy

some cabaret lady

some soul singer

some Cowboy

some actor

some cousin of Anne Frank

he kicked the New Coke habit

new coke

some preacher

some old smart rich dude

some guy in Chinatown

some guy in Crocodile Dundee!!

some Star Trek movie producer

some beer ad guy

the father of the ugly Bill Cosby sweaters

cosby Koos van den Akker

some Rob Zombie actor guy

some creepy skin guy

some Swedish poet

some trumpeter

some tea guy

some Singer who wrote

some window guarding lady

some old love of Fidel’s

Mr Laser Cat

&

Pillsbury Doughboy’s father

doughboy2

doughboy

doughboy3

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This One Goes To Eleven

11 years in the bag

thanks for caring

and if you didn’t, here’s what happened in TWS year 11…

on the set & behind the scenes with Vivian Kubrick

Photo of Peewee Herman

Goonies Never Stay Dead

best sac

best tilt

best best best

best texas 1974

never 5get – those McSleep hotels that never were!!!!!!!!!!

tiff2

OMG OMG OMG!!!!  THEY SAY THAT LIGHTNING DOESN’TSTRIKE TWICE, BUT DON’T TELL THAT TO JOSH BASKIN DOPPELGÄNG-BANGERS DAVID MOSCOW AND MY BOY ADAM HARRISON WHO RAN INTO EACH OTHER,AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kathy columbia

wait, WHAT FCUK WERE DANISH GO-ROUNDS????

bliss

Number One With The Bullets

groovy cushion

A Head Above The (B)re(a)st

oscar c3po

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Nuts

tp kid3

OMG – THE LEGEND IS TRUE – ATARI DID BURY E.T.CARTRIDGES IN A NEW MEXICAN LANDFILL!!!!!!!!

darth vader spolier

meet the new Star Wars VII cast, and what we guess will be their roles…

levis butttttt

Short Attention Spandex

Albert Finney

Weeghman Park / Cubs Park / Wrigley Field opened on April 23, 1914

schott smoke

Room For Improvement

REGINALD VELJOHNSON

dude, there was once a Commodore 64 video game about beating off called Stroker!!!!

 Bernadette Peters playboy 8

A Last Illicit Look Inside The Crumbling Kutsher’s Resort Before It’s Razed

jack kilmer

Vote For Butt

 wheat wtc

36 Actors Hanging Out With Their Body Doubles

1984-baseball

NAMEHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

architect Paul Rudolph1

but did you know there were other lands with signs in Los Angeles????

 Saul-Bass-Bell-trippy-2-BAC

Up! Up! & Hathaway

 cates super fug

#TwinPeaks2016wishes

 

that time ‘Murder She Wrote’ went Psycho

prince laser

Thighs Wide Music 2014

robin juggle

did you know that Cincinnati has an abandoned subway??????

road of tomorrow

Thighs Wide Telly 2014

webster phone2

 

The Crystal Palace Garden Parties – 1971-1980

rushmore wash

Nevereverland

dummies3

remember Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future????????

 malk 1

never 5get Jimmy McBride – Boston Cab Driver – MTV Gabber

shanghai mcdonalds

Baseball Card Vandals are the best

thigh master vandal

Gentlemen Prefer Thighs

emma stone cabaret 2

Who Wore It Breasts?

bttf siblings pic

This Is List – 2015

geodesic

chip and me

Fare Thee Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well

jake crazy eyes

Hand Bras For The Cause

problem child2

Officially Not Gay

ibm close up'

Jill St John as Molly as Robin in the second ever episode of Batman

Lorna Patterson8

Bottoms Up Yours

winter ariel

BARF!!!!!!

 lady football2

Lois In The Fast Lane

tarkanian towel

brand new Astrodome in 1965 – the only year it had grass / didn’t haveAstroTurf

Angie-slaps_slaps

Thighs Wide Movies 2014

under-the-skin-trash-humpers

BEST HOLLYWOOD COUPLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shatner nimoy

#SaraPalan2014

bparty

 

perv-iously

 

Ten Years A Thigh Master

Crap o’ Nine Tales

Eight Is Not Enough

Seven Thighs For Unlucky Number Slevin Brothers

Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!

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The 2014 Thighsmans

we somehow cobbled together the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2014

and now, for the only awards that matter…

hELlEVENth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards

aka

THE THIGHSMANS!!!

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The Trash Humpers Biggest Piece of Humpy Trash Film of the Year!!!!!

(aka – somehow a movie with a naked ScarJo ScarBLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

under-the-skin-trash-humpers

Under The Skin

dishonrable trash mentions that can hump my poo

Mockinglame Part 1 / Monuments Men / Chef

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Cheesiest Fun Stinky Cheese
of The Year

jersey boys

the Jerseyness of Jersey Boys

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Most Thighnamic Duo of The Year

ty muppet

Jean Pierre Napoleon (Ty Burrell) & Sam the Eagle

in Muppets Most Wanted

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The 5th Annual Greta Grrr Wig Recipient of The OK This Joke/Career Muss Be Stopped Now Award

sucks-muckfarlame

it goes without saying, but…

Sucks Muckfarlame

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The Samuel L Jackson
Never Met A Script
She Didn’t Like
Girl of The Year

 samuel-l-wendy

Wendi McLendon-Covey

who had 8 flix released in 2014!!

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Gifs of the Gawds

jodo

step up ani4

jennifer lawrence red carpet fail

quicksilver

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Hairing Is Caring

ruff beard

ruffalo beard foxcatcher

whatever was going on with Mark Ruffalo’s balding and bearding in Foxcatcher

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Bob’s Big Girls
aka
The Bobbies!

pat guthrie

girls in the bobbedhood!

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The KFC Finger Stickin’ Goodness Goodie Three Shoes Award

waterston vice

Katherine Waterston is our vice [NSFW]

 

this poster/Eva Green’s boobs

eva green poster sin city

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Val Kilmer & Joanne Whalley’s super hot son Jack

jackkilmer2

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Eyes Wide Open For Bidness 9ever

aka Bestest Scariest Eyes

creepy jake nightcrawler

Jake Gynnhahhanahalllahal!!!!

 in Nightcrawler

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Word I Still Can’t Pronounce

awkward

Maleficent

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Face Timeless

this dude

from Under The Skin

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Juss Josh Baskin’ In These Sunny Miscellaneous Missile Missives That Are Da Bomb Shiz!

baskin 2

the only bitched @ swirth that matters, AGAIN!!!!!!!

bttf siblings pic

ALT BTTF MCFLY SIBLING PICS!!

NAMEHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The lady in the Columbia Pictures logo!!!!!!!!!

this guy painted these!!

36 Actors Hanging Out With Their Body Doubles

a more cartoony Snow White

oscar c3po

Celluloid Paper Dolls

that time ‘Murder She Wrote’ went Psycho

meeting the new Star Wars VII cast, and what we guess will be their roles…

Ryan Gage’s Hobbit unibrow

Problem Children reunion

Goonies Never Stay Dead

Albert Finney shaves 2 become Daddy Warbucks

on the set & behind the scenes with Vivian Kubrick

Paul becoming Pee Wee

and Paging Mr Herman

DICK POOP!!!!!!!!

+

a spoiler on a spoiler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

darth vader spolier

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Songs That Execute Better Than Norman Mailer Does As A Normal Mailman

Norman Mailer Mailman

‘Big Eyes’ from the movie of the same name

The Double soundtrack

the theme from Interstellar

+

(more like MINUS)

the song that makes me wish I didn’t have ears

‘Hanging Tree’

 

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Trailers Worth Tractoring

(in endless memory of Robert ‘Tractor’ Traylor)

 Robert 'Tractor' Traylor movie

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Poster Her! Poster We! Poster Haste!

Posters2014 

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Unintentional Porn To Be Wild Titles

fiston

The Nut Job / Fiston / How to Train Your Dragon 2 / Mrs. Brown’s Boys D’Movie / Get On Up / Step Up: All In / Bang Bang!

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Fenella Woolgar
Bestest Names Award

Fenella Woolgar

Chubby Johnson 

& Jet Jurgensmeyer 

& Gyp Decarlo 

& Googie Withers

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Movies To Look For In The ‘015

fault czars

The Fault In Our Czars

 The Bok Choy Luck Club

14 Years A Slave

14 Fast, 14 Furious

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In Memoriam

 

ROBIN FCUKING WILLIAMS :(

mcdonalds robin williams

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Taylor Negrone & Rod Taylor & La Dolce Vita fountainhead

Bacall

Luise Rainer & Ed Herrmann

Welcome to Jurassic Park

Elizabeth Peña

Mike Nichols

Bob Hoskins

hoskins 247

the 7-Up guy

Maya & Giger & Gordon Willis

Tuco & Ruby Dee & Paul Mazursky & the dude from Raiders with the scimitar

Kiel!! Kiel!!! Kiel!!!!

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jan hooks gum

Jan

&

Dim

dim milk clockwork karova

& 

THE ANCIENT BOOER!!!!

boooooooo

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don’t forget to peep out our ’13, ’12, ’11’10’09’08’07’06’05’04’03, and ’02 awards!! 

if you got this far, pat yourself on the back, then yer balls

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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