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Eleven Movies From 2018 That Popped My Eyes More Than Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Did in Mary Poppins Returns

1) Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Fred, won’t you be our everything?  You were.  And we need you to be again.  How do we bring you back to life???

2) Eighth Grade

Our Bodies, Ourselfies.  SAIL AWAY!!!

3) The Rider

From the heartland, this one goes straight for the heart (and it will tear it apart!)

4) Green Book

Sappy? Yes.  Feel good?  OH so good!!!  It’s the historical buddy movie you never thought you needed!

5) Three Identical Strangers

Who knew the Boys From Brazil could actually sorta be a reality?

6) The Wife

A masterclass in acting.  Honored to be in the classroom

7) Chappaquiddick

Hope doesn’t always float for our most beloved Massholes

8) Filmworker

Who wouldn’t want to be Stanley Kubrick’s bitch?  Well, on second thought…

9) American Animals

Fact and fiction blend into wonderful friction!

10) The Favourite

Accessible Lanthimos, for those who have been seeking it.  Me, I just want more Lanthimos!

11) At Eternity’s Gate

If they van Gogh it, I will come

our annual anal movie awards – The Thighsmans – drops the Friday before the Oscars.  stay pooned and thirsty my friends!

until then, here’s the bestest films of yesterhere

2017
2016
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
2002

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This Is List – 2019

another year has passed gas, and what a wet fart 2018 was.   The Washington Post does an In/Out list thing, ushering what’s coming and what’s going in 2019, and we’ve been doing our own version of said list since 2006(!!!).  our list is always IN!  join IN the fun!

 

OUT

IN

The Mueller Report

The Mullet Report

Arianna & Pete

Pete & Pete

Instapot

Slow Weed

This Is Us

Give Us Us Free

The
Flyers’
Gritty

The Steelers’ Itsy Bitsy
Teenie Weenie Yellow
Polkadot Bikini

Sister Jean

Parker Brothers

Starbucks’ Racial-Bias Education

“I like my coffee like I like my women, black”

Elon Musk

Elon Cuffs

Keith David

David Keith

Amazon HQ2

Sears SixFtUnder

Wild Wild Country

Wild Wild Life

The Conners

The Donners

Beto O’Rourke

Beta O’Cam

Yanny or Laurel

Manny & Olga’s

BlacKkKlansman

White ZinfanDell Curry

Midterm Elections

Midwood Erections

Tide POD Challenge

listening to P.O.D. Challenge

Les Moonves

Moon Vests

Brett Kavanaugh

Sally Ann Cavanaugh

The Romanoffs

The Saxe-Coburg
and Gotha-ers

Street Tacos

Sewer Coq Au Vin

‘Girls  Like You’

Weird Al’s ‘Girls Like Poop’

Mbappé

MMMBopé

resurgence of 
Freddie Mercury

resurgence of
Shreddy Mercury

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Jennifer Taylor-Clarke

Bert and Ernie are gay

Bert and Ernie sleigh

Three Identical Strangers

Three Identical Perfect Strangers

Hugh Dancy

Hugh Dancey

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015, the ‘016, the ‘017, the ‘018

 

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Penny For Our Thoughts

Peace The Forks Out

to

Lucky Penny

gary marshall

Penny, you thought big and got into a league of men and it made it your own.  thank you.  we’ve always dreamed bigger because of you

big baskin zoltar
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Trailer? TrailHIM!!

thank you Pablo Ferro

especially for creating the Clockwork titles AND trailer (using outtakes from the dallies!)

but most importantly, for giving the world the most insane trailer of balls thyme…

THE ZARDOZ TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZARDOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you market a film like Zardoz?

“You market it.” –Pablo Ferro

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Stan, and Delivered

Peace The Forks Out

to

Stan The Man-Lee

you were truly MARVEL-ous Stan.  thank you

and thank you to Douglas Rain and your HAL voice

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