I never reviewed this documentary, cause I saw it on a plane, and I usually don’t review movies I’ve seen on planes. It was the perfect plane movie, but it was also the perfect movie movie – it was funny, and entertaining, and informative, and it actually made me cry – tears of joy. It also made me proud to be Jewish, and reminded me what I value most of my Judaism – tradition thru food, and how we must never lose either. Levy’s Rye said you didn’t have to be Jewish to love their bread, and the same is true of this documentary. Bless you Ziggy Gruber – you are the Jewish Ziggy Stardust
there were plenty of other grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat films in the ’15 of 2000, but instead of ranking them against one another, this year I’m juss gonna lump them together, saying they all grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat – in reverse alphabetical order…
imagine the intensity of Saving Private Ryan, but strip the patriotism and cheese, set it in and around a concentration camp, and let the horror destroy your senses – yes the würst date movie of 2015 is also one of its best!
you know the drill – 2015 was all Kylie and Kylo and Kenny G, and 2016 is gonna be KKK free. How do we know? We juss do. Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause old habits fry lard…
It’s like Shark Tank, but less annoying, and more evil, and more awesome, and food!!!!!!!!!!!! Show was so fcuking good that I refused to watch the last episode of the 2nd season until about 3 months later, cause I couldn’t deal with the fact that season was over and that there were no new episodes to watch. My new biggest fear in life is being insulted and yelled at by Tim Love and Joe Bastianich
More like the BLINX, amirite???!!! What’s truly amazing is that the director of this HBO docuseries actually madea fictionalized version of this story and it kinda wasn’t that interesting, and so he takes it and makes a longform doc out of it and it not only shocks and freaks out a (pay cable) nation, but actually does real life truth, justice – the American way!!!
Granite – I only saw season 1 (which was from 2014), but this is the single greatest thing Cinemax has ever given the world. Yes, even more betterer than soft-core porn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to live in the Knick world, even though it looks like the wurstest world eversz
Arranged marriages apparently still exist – and not just for Indian couples. FYI strikes love gold again (afterMarried At First Sight – our pick for best show of 2014) – following three couples in newly arranged marriages. Yes, one of the couples is Indian, but the other Southern, and the other other Gypsy pups under 20 years of age! You won’t get a better slice of American life than this. And oh boy, that Gypsy couple –Christian and Maria – AND his parents –Michael and Nina – are simply the BEST BEST BEST BEST. I pray for a spinoff for the Gypsy clan. PLEASSSSSSSSSSSE!
It’s either AS amazing as Silence of the Lambs the movie was or perhaps even better. I mean, you saw that scene where they saw that dude’s head, right??? And that series finale ending, WHAT A CLIFFHANGER!!!
The world of Batman cannot be confined to the limits of cinema – and it has flourished in the longform of television with Gotham, which got even stronger in season 2. The bad guys are even badder, and whoever’s casting these kids in these roles should be given the key to the city of Gotham, and have a street named after them, and stuff!!! OMG, don’t even get me started on how super dope fly Silver St. Cloud is (and how way too young the actress who plays her is)
I love movies. I love serial killers (learning about them, not them themselves) and real-life scary sh!t. I LOVE movies about serial killers and real life scary sh!t. Reelz made a show that looks at the real-life stories that inspired big time scary movies – like Psycho,The Exorcist, It, and Silence of the Lambs, to name a few. Sometimes the movies are tamer than the real life stuff!!!!!!!
You’d think a reality show about an ex-Playboy bunny and ex-NFLer couple with martial strife wouldn’t be something deep and meaningful, but you’re thinking would completely wrong. Kendra On Top is all about family, and the roses and warts that comes along with it. I’ve been with Kendra since the Girls Next Door days, and what was once fun fluff, is now fun tough stuff
What would you do if you were the last man on earth? And what would Will Forte do if he was the last man on earth? Luckily this show answers the second question, WITH ENDLESS HILARITY AND GUT-PUNCHING CRINCHING GRINNING!!!
(this ranking is for season 1 only, as 2 aint as novel and hilarious and imaginative as season 1 is/was)
Somehow Real World won’t quit, and as humanity gets worse, so do the Real World roomies, which juss makes it all that much more entertaining. PLUS, there was a great script flip here – skeletons from these people’s past come to live with the housemates, with often and VERY often horrible results!!! PLUS, the girl from New York’s accent, and how she says ‘garbage’ – ‘GAVAGE’
other solid forms of entertainments:
Mad Men – can’t believe they didn’t divide the final season and air it over 5 years (instead of 2). was actually sad to see it go, even though it felt like it was getting meh towards the end, but it really wasn’t meh at all
Married At First Sight: The First Year – the more Doug and Jamie and Courtney and Jason in my life, the better
Married At First Sight 2 – didn’t work out for our new set of couples, but it worked out entertainmentwise
Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made Whip Smart Website | Trailers & Mo Not Rated | 104 min Sometimes there is actual truth in advertising – as is such when a documentary called Raiders!: The Story of the Greatest Fan Film Ever Made documents the past, present and future of Raiders of the Lost Ark: The […]
The Lobster Super Hurry Animals Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 118 min In a sorta near future, if you aren’t paired up with a significant other, you will be turned into an animal – of your choice, naturally. Mustached Colin Farrell was recently dumped by his wife and so he needs to partner up, or animal on […]
Captain America: Civil War Marvel-ous Website | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 147 min OMG, these guys… and these guys… are all on the same team – but because Captain America has a hard-on for Sebastian Stan, there gonna be a war son, CIVIL style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! This is what Avengers 2: Age of Voltron should have been!!! Sorta […]
Keanu Key and A-Peele-ing Website | Trailers & Mo R | 100 min You like Key (Keegan-Michael Key) and Peele (Jordan Peele)? Kittens? Comedy? Keanu Reeves? Movies slightly over 90 minutes? If you answer ‘yes’ to all of these questions, you are a human being living on planet earth. If you answer ‘no’ to any of these […]
Elstree 1976 Wars‘ Little Known Stars Kickstarter | Trailers & Mo Unrated | 101 min Ever wonder what is was like to be in Star Wars, even if the role was smaller than your butthole, and what life after being in Star Wars was like??? Director/writer/editor Jon Spira wisely answered this question and interviewed 10 of these lucky […]
Paramount had organized a party for me [at Romanoff’s in Beverly Hills in 1957]. All of cinema was there, it was incredible. And then comes in Jayne Mansfield, the last one to come. For me, that was when it got amazing. She came right for my table. She knew everyone was watching. She sat down. […]
Miles Ahead Horns & Thorns Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 100 min Don Cheadle IS Miles Davis in a movie he co-wrote, produced and directed and starred in AND PLAYED MUSIC IN – Miles Ahead. I don’t know exactly what Miles Davis is or was (of course I know his music, and his funky 70s-80s hair), but […]
TWS turns 12 today. one more year and it becomes a man if you missed anything in year 12, here ye blow… Smells Like Teen Dispirited The 2015 Thighsmans bless you Callahan!! Thighs Wide Movies 2015 The Welles Report Ohhhh Fuuudge! GibsiHana Auf […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2015 and now, for the only awards that matter… Twelvethie Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ The Trash Humpers Biggest Piece of Humpy Trash Film of the Year!!!!! Me and Earl and The Dying Girl this movie makes me so mad cause it tries so […]
1) Deli Man I never reviewed this documentary, cause I saw it on a plane, and I usually don’t review movies I’ve seen on planes. It was the perfect plane movie, but it was also the perfect movie movie – it was funny, and entertaining, and informative, and it actually made me cry – tears of joy. […]
you know the drill – 2015 was all Kylie and Kylo and Kenny G, and 2016 is gonna be KKK free. How do we know? We juss do. Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause old habits fry lard… OUT IN Kristaps Porzingis – Please Stop Bazinga – The Dress is Black […]
boob tube groove tube tube tube loob… aka, here’s the best in TV, 2015 1. Restaurant Startup (CNBC) It’s like Shark Tank, but less annoying, and more evil, and more awesome, and food!!!!!!!!!!!! Show was so fcuking good that I refused to watch the last episode of the 2nd season until about 3 months later, cause […]