why bother exposing yerself in Playboy, when yer breastest work hath already been done did, like with all them candid crotch shots and beyond yumcredible sideboob zooms that popped up in 2004.  OH 2004, WHERE HATHITH YOUS GONESS!!!

btw – top image is our all thyme flav Lohag pic mt EVERest.  here’s when we originally posted it

btw 2 – haven’t never ever done seen that middle pic before today.  loves it when the internets keeps on giving and we keeps on takings

off to B-town, yo

smell you later kids!!

oh, and early (July 2nd) happy b-day Lohan!!!

we still love you.  honestly, we do

Happy 24th Lohan/hag!
FU & yer fire crotch, and Shaq-Fu and a coo-coo Kung Fu?!?!

[via Levittown]

after spotting them lovely images of Lindsay Lohandjobz in the Machete trailer, we started to reminiscence, about a much simpler, happier, fruitful time, specifically the grand ole year of 2004.  we were beardless, modern music was way rawesome and every Thom Yorke, Dickie Greenleaf and Leisured Suited Larry hadn’t jumped on the blog bandwagon… yet.  there was no Twitter, thIghpods (well, we didn’t have one) or a baseball team in DC.  also, if you can remember that far back, you might recall that Lindsay Lohan was the foxiest goddess around, and she was OUR goddess, and we the thought the hotness would never end.  boy were we wrong.  they say you shouldn’t dwell on the past, but when the past looked as good as it did, we think it’s OK to do so.  to celebrate America’s former honey bags McGee, and our first ThighMistress, lettuce re-drop our moist flavorite photoshoot of her

and while we’re at it
here’s our moist flavorite (side-boob) candid

Robert Rodriguez’ fake trailer turned real movie Machete has now gotz a real trailer! while that in itself is enuff for muchos celebrationiones, we want to specifically point out something within the trailer that is making our penis sirprizingly point north: the return of Lindsay Lohan’s hotness????  we hear her speak zero lines, we’re sure she’s awful in it, but if these highly saturated pictures are any indication…

…Thighs Wide Shut may once again return as your #1 home for all things Lohag Lohan