Welcome to 8 Fast 8 Furious!
And so long my unquestioned love of the Furious films!
Yep, the Fate of The Furious may have sealed it’s fate by reaching a point of no return. It may NEVER be able to return to the days of pure dumb fun, and may just keeping going (of course it will keep going), minus the fun – aka, pure DUMB
HOW IS IT SO??!?!??!?!
I dunno, but when did our beloved hot-head car racers turn into SEAL Team Six meets G.I. Joe????????????????
is this picture from 8 Furious or G.I. Joe? is there even a difference??
Why do they have to stop Bond villains from stealing bombs, on ice???
is this picture form 8 Fast or that awful Bond flick Die Another Die?
When did it become the Fast crew’s job to do things above their pay grade, and above what they really need to be doing – which is juss drive cars, fast, and impress fast hot chicks!
And when did the bad guys all become fairytale cyberterrorists???
WTF Fast and Furious?
And where did the humor go? Sure, Tyrese has some good lines (one in particular, when trying to read Cyrillic Russian), and Jason Statham makes cute baby talk, but whoever is writing the one-liners should be given a one-way ticket to be buried alive. What, was the guy who wrote the Running Man screenplay buried alive and not available?
Is this what happens with Paul Walker’s character walks away?? You have to go bigger and worse??? Or you have to have more scenes of talking, and less scenes of driving??? I mean the remote controlled car scene was INSANE, but, what is going on here? Maximum Overdrive IN OVERDRIVE????
I mean, I feel that the road we’re headed on – 9 Fast 9 Furious will find our beloved crew saving the Earth from aliens!!!!
and of course I’ll be there to witness it. juss please make it fcuking good. PLEASE!! and dump the stuff that doesn’t belong that is making Fast seriously slow
Verdictgo: the lowest that Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges goes
I am furious at Furious, currently at a theater near jews AND white nationalists
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…