Tag Archives: 007

Skyfap

yep, a new Bond movie (Skyfall) = a new set of Bond girls to fap to!

 

Eve

Naomie Harris

 

Sévérine

Bérénice Marlohe

 

Clair Dowar MP

Helen McCrory

 

Vanessa (M’s Assistant)

Elize du Toit

 

Bond’s Beach Lover

Tonia Sotiropoulou

 

Floating Dragon Cashier

Yennis Cheung

 

M’s Inquiry Assistant

Dominique Anne Jones

 

Commuter (uncredited)

Amber Elizabeth

 

London Whitehall Commuter (uncredited)

Senem Temiz

 

(uncredited)

Nichola Fynn

 

Silva

Javier Bardem

 

Q

Ben Whishaw

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Let It Lazenby

Best Bond Girl

Best Bond Plot

Breast Bond Leaning

you realize James Bond got married in this movie, and he was never happier, EVER, and then like THAT, the honeymoon was OVER!!!!!

this movie is On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and it’s the best James Bond movie, EVER

AND IT HAS CURLING IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Projection Erections

Goldfinger‘s opening title sequence is the very first title sequence to enter MoMA’s collection, as a design work in its own right.  DAMN RIGHT, YO!

scenes from the film were projected strategically onto hottie Margaret Nolan‘s never quitting body.  Nolan played Dink in the film.  She had her ass slapped in one of the best ass slaps in movie history

designer and art director Robert Brownjohn conceived, designed, and directed the title sequence.  he also did the title sequence for the preceding Bond flick - From Russia With Love

so what’s the next title sequence to make it into the MoMA?  hmmm, how about anything Saul Bass ever done did???

related

- more photos from the title sequence set

- official Margaret Nolan Website

- IFC picked The 50 Greatest Opening Title Sequences of All Time

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Bonding Males

a composite image of the five top candidates (including ultimate choice George Lazenby, bottom right) to play James Bond in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, published in the October 11, 1968, issue of Life

each of the 007 hopefuls had to demonstrate kissing ability

after Anthony Rogers didn’t get the role, apparently he didn’t get another role EVER!!!

Robert Campbell about to lay a smooch on France Anglade [couldn't figure out which IMDb profile was RC's]

Hans De Vries‘ turn with Ms Anglade.  Hans De Vries would make an awesome name for a Bond villain!!!  De Vries actually played ‘Control Room Technician’ in You Only Live Twice

John Richardson was in it to chin it

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a bunch more of the published AND UNpublished photos from the 1967 casting session

and btw…

how figgity fine was/is that France Anglade broad????

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Quantum of Fapping

Bond movies = Bond Girls
and in our book
anyone in a Bond movie
can be a Bond Girl
and if you remember correctly
Bond = return of the fap

Camille


Olga Kurylenko

[NSFW]

Strawberry Fields


Gemma Arterton

CIA Flight Attendant

Rachel McDowall

Perla de las Dunas Receptionist

Oona Chaplin

Mr. White’s Girlfriend

Elizabeth Arciniega

Corinne

Stana Katic

Gemma

Lucrezia Lante
della Rovere

Floria Tosca

Karine Babajanyan

Ocean Sky Receptionist

Sarah Hadland

Hirtenknabe

Katia Velletaz

Gift Bag Girl

Karin Lanz

Dominic Greene

Mathieu Amalric

Mathis

Giancarlo Giannini

Producer &
Daughter of Cubby

Barbara Broccoli


merry effin Veteran’s Stadium Day!
guess who be our mos flavroite Veteran?

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