Poppins Fresh
19. Dec, 2018 
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Mary Poppins Returns
The Old Disney Razzle Dazzle Made New
Official Site | Trailers & Mo
PG | 130 min
Everything’s a winner in Mary Poppins Returns, and purists should have no cause for alarm, and everyone else should have cause to see this, cause it’s pure Disney movie magic, in that old fashioned way we knew and STILL love. Walt would be proud
First and foremost, Emily Blunt stepped into shoes that be so large that they were simply impossible to fill. So I guess that means she did the impossible, because she made Mary P her own, with a bit of Julie Andrews’ spoonful of sugar, tossed in with a tad of author PL Travers’ bitter toughness. Blunt’s Mary is, well, blunt. She doesn’t take no sh!t, but also makes magic out of anything, even sh!t, but not literally sh!t
And the kids are great. They’re wide-eyed enuff, and one of the kids has super-wide ears! And the girl’s real name is Pixie Dust or something!
And the kids in the first movie are now grown up, and the perfect path for moving the story forward, in what is the loosest story they could go forward on (they don’t have money and may lose their house! can anyone help them!). And you cannot ask for better actors basically doing pointless acting as worrisome siblings than Ben Whishaw and Emily Mortimer. I wish they were my dad and mum, or brother and sister, or husband and wife, or anything that would make me able to hug them. I’d give Ben a mustache ride, and Emily any kind of ride she desires
Oh, and super annoying Lin-Manuel Miranda is super annoying (not sure why a guy who lights lamps has to appear in every scene, AND BE SO FCUKING HAPPY), but his super annoyingness actually works for this show-stopping show that does not stop. He doesn’t stop! HE WON’T STOP!! And his pizzaz in the proceedings is infectious! You’ll want to light lamps! And imitate him, like…
Oh, and Colin Firth is a good baddie, and Dick Van Dyke and Angela Lansbury are old as fork, but you watch them twinkle and wish that you’ll be as spry and as with it as they are at age 93. And even thought his character was kinda whatevs.net, it was nice to see David Warner. I love David Warner. You probably do too, but just don’t realize it. And what about Meryl Streep? How do you think she was??
And the songs? I don’t remember any of them, but they were really good! And when mixed with the 2-D animation, I literally felt like a kid again, on a Disney ride with no line, having the time of my life!
Verdictgo: mos def Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Mary pops at a theater near jews and white nationalists today
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
