but wait, they’re doing a Bates MotelTV show again? yeah, but the premise isn’t stoopid or involve Bud Cort or Lori Petty (no disrespect). it’s about young fidgety Norman Bates and his domineering hot mother moving to a new town and owning a… MOTEL!!!!!!!!!!
Psycho is much bigger than one movie or even 4 of them and a failed TV show and a zillion other things. Psycho‘s a boogeyman we never want to let go of. we keep going back to the Bates home and that motel and try to figure out why? and how? Why Norman? and how did you get this way? and why? and how???
well, we’ve seen the pilot episode of A&E’s new series – Bates Motel, and we never want to check out. yep, this show gets it (right). and it’s not cheesy, and there’s no Bud Cort or female Bill Cosby. maybe the best thing to happen to the franchise was for Anthony Perkins to pass away. Old Norman Bates has no legs. But young Norman Bates???? Yes, that’s what we want to see. Doing stuff with and to his mom, in that house, with that motel at the bottom of it. But wait, doesn’t this TV show take place in modern times?????? EEEEEEKKK, it does. But guess what – we quickly got over it, so, so can you, so! why? cause this show’s killer and we hope it remains so. plusFreddie Highmoreas young Bates is like Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers = throw away your childish old movie garbage ideas about him and strap on some adult stuff that’s edgy and awesome!!!!! Oh, and Vera Farmiga as Mama Bates is perfect, cause her eyes have always creeped us out, and now she’s playing a creepy mother of the creepiest character of (PERHAPS) all time
dude, book a room, NOW
+ this girl has mad potential hotness. hopefully she bones Norman with that thing still in her nose!!
Mr Turner In Living Watercolor Official Website | Trailers & Mo R | 150 min Mike Leigh‘s movies are works of art, so it’s no stretch for the master to take on another. He did it before with much fun and flare about Gilbert & Sullivan in 1999’s Topsy-Turvy, and he does it again, with JMW […]
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The Babadook Australian Horror Story: Freaky Show Official Website | Trailers & Mo Not Rated | 93 min Amelia (Essie Davis) has so many issues, she has about 12929239 subscriptions. Her husband died in a car crash, rushing to get her to the hospital for the birth of their only child. As her son Samuel (Noah […]
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wearing a costume that is half-Puritan, half-chorine, pretty Marilyn Monroe seems to have little desire to hunt turkey after finding this gobbler, still ‘stumping’ long after Election Day. Currently seen in All About Eve, this movie starlet seems just as frightened by the gun as the bird is. photo dated November 10, 1950 – Hollywood
I think dear ole Tabitha Gilley is retired from photoshoots, but that doesn’t mean that she’s retired from being super hot, then or now perv-iously ‘Tabitha’ Is Aramaic For ‘Gazelle’ & ‘Tabitha Gilley’ Is English For ‘Gazelles Yeah’!!! B-Witched & B-Wildered Tabitha Gilley Flyway 69 Revisited Gwar & Peace Owl Be Home For Breastmas
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we pricked the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2013 and now, for the only awards that matter… Judi Den10th Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ The Death To Smoochy Würstest Picture AND The Gus van Sant Most Pretentious Pig Sh!t Film of the Year!!!!! Upstream Color dishonrable mentions for these […]
2013 was a pretty weak year for movies, but life outside of the theater trumped life inside of it (I met the love of my life! and it’s a woman! so I’m not gay!). anywho, some movies were still better than garbage, and they is… The Thirsteen Thirteen 1) Room 237 Shining on […]
you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse. anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year OUT IN Selfies – Shelfies – Room 237 – Room 238 – Harlem Shake – Bronx Malt – Despising Ben Affleck – Despising Ben Affleck – 1/8th […]
Yeezus aint got nuttin on or in our ears, cause this stuff did in 2013!!! Al-bums Sharp-tons!!! – Album of the year / their career Franz Ferdinand Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action – Lady minus Tron = IT IS SO FCUKING ON!!! Marnie – Crystal World – Soundtrack of The Year Decade The […]