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Ian Phlegming

Spectre
Bland, James Bland
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PG-13 | 148 min

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I’m digging the origin digging going on in these Daniel Craig James Bond flicks.  Sadly, I’m not fully digging on all of the films.  With the 4 Craig flicks – it’s been GREAT! (Casino Royale), then BLAH! (Quantum of Whatever), then HECK YEAH! (Skyfall), and now – with Spectre – it’s like ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A total snoozefest!!!!!!!!!!

All I remember is like Bond driving a car in Rome or something, and seducing Monica Bellucci in all of 5 seconds and then she’s gone from the movie, and then Bond goes to some snowy place, and then he goes to another snowy place and then like wants to help Léa Seydoux cause she’s hot, and then they have to go to Tangiers or something and then there’s a mouse, and a hidden room, and then they go to the desert and cross paths with Christoph Waltz as a nehru jacketed doctor of evil [spoiler alert]

Christoph Waltz nehru jacket

and then?  I dunno – some kinda conclusion that’s not conclusive, or interesting

I like the rebooting of the Bond character – but it’s time to hit the reboot button again.  Maybe they should try to go ultra-cheesy and do a throwback to the Roger Moore days.  Why not even do a Bond period piece?  Or Bond as a ninja??  Everyone loves ninjas.  Or Bond orbiting Uranus????

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badger

Spectre is not so spectre-tacular at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Monica Bellucci

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Spectrefapping

every female that appears in a Bond movie is a Bond Girl, and so here be…

the Bond Girls of Spectre

Léa Seydoux

léa seydoux

Madeleine Swann

Monica Bellucci

Monica Bellucci
Lucia

Stephanie Sigman

Stephanie Sigman

Estrella

Adriana Paz

Adriana Paz

Mexican Woman in Lift

Brigitte Millar

Brigitte Millar

Vogel

Noemi Krausz

noemi krausz

Snowboarder #1

Marie Fee Wohlmuth

Marie Fee Wohlmuth

Snowboarder #6

Lili Epply

Lili Epply

Snowboarder #7

Lara Parmiani

Lara Parmiani

L’Americain Manager

Jill Buchanan

Jill Buchanan

London Business Woman 

Leila Elbahy

Leila Elbahy

Business Woman Passerby 

Neve Gachev

Neve Gachev

Clinic Patron

Yumiko Hanasaka

Yumiko Hanasaka

Whitehall Commuter

Rogers Leona

Rogers Leona
Business woman

Joanne Manchester

Joanne Manchester
Business Woman

Conny Sharp

Conny Sharp
Corpse Bride 

Ruolan Zhang

Ruolan Zhang
Clinic VIP Guest

Sid Man

sid man
Boss, Palazzo meeting

 

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Heating Pack

bond girls goldfinger

Shirley Eaton, Honor Blackman and Tania Mallet are fully loaded in 1964’s Goldfinger 

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