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Thighmaster + Fallingwater 2013 edition

falling water 2013

Thighmaster + Fallingwater 2006 edition

man, I gotta stop eating

but man, I cannots ever stop going to Fallingwater!!!

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especially for the Fallingwater water

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which is actually NOT made from the water at Fallingwater
 

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Ohiopyle Driver

whitewater rafting is dangerous at any age.  my poor mother, age 70, and I, half her age, took an unwelcomed dive into the Youghiogheny River

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and later she got smacked down by a rock

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glad there isn’t any footage of the one rapid that flung me, my sis, bro & pops out of the raft, and ALMOST caused us ALL to drown.  ALMOST!!!  

YEA FAMILY FUN!!!  man I love those people!!!

 

(no one was really hurt cept for some minor bumps and bruises… to one’s pride & psychology)

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Paul Simon Calls Him Al (Franken)

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PAUL AL

Senator Paul Simon and comedian Al Franken rehearse for a Citizen Action dinner honoring Simon at the Mayflower Hotel, Washington, DC, June 5, 1991

[photos by Jamie Howren via LOC]

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Deez Utz

spent a lovely weekend away in the Pennsylvania country with my (b)Abe

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hit up Gettysburg which is far from Ghettosburg

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he shot, we four-scored!

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this takes a lot of balls, cannonballz!

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can’t explain it, but there waz something in the air that juss made us free of care and made us carefree!!

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then it was off to Mecca

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where we pray to 555555 times a day

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sadly we weren’t able to take a tour

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but we did get to act like a p(Utz)

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then it was off to Amish Country, where we got all buggy

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and raised barns, and hell, and thought about buying this t-shirt

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and thought about taking the Witness tour

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and thought more about intercourse

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and thought about eating anything with a ‘Z’ in it, from Sheetz znatchurally

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and thought about putting this on everything we did eatz at Millers Smorgasbord

bacon dressing

but didn’t

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Old Bay Seasoning

San Frandisco – easily America’s greatest non-ranch farts city

if you’ve never been, you might as well leave for Uranus, and orbit your own anus

I mean, where else you gonna see this sight???

ALCATRAZ!!!

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bars none, one of the illest places to visit

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it water TOWERS over all other prisons!!!

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for birdmen and birdwomen everywhere!!!

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i mean, if you had to go to one prison, wouldn’t you want to go here????

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I mean, they have their own baseballs!!!

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speaking of baseballsss

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made my first ever visit to Pac-Bell/AT&T/Verizon/Bell Atlantic Park to see mees Nats lose 2 games

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where Coke plays catch, and Sully from Monsters Inc is a true San Fran Giant!!!

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ok, maybe that was a stretch

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at the super dope Musée Mécanique, where they gots ye olde thyme arcade games and erotic movies!

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but nothing beats this 7-11 deal

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except eating Mexican food and using a corn cob to wipe yer butt

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oh Mexican food, why you taste so good, but hurt butts so much??

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but my butt was way OK with the House of Prime Rib

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but my favorite restaurant on earth isn’t even a restaurant – it’s a chocolatier - See’s Candies

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oh San Fran, why are you more beautiful than India Reynolds?

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and why aren’t all gates painted orange vermillion like yer golden ones???

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and why aren’t all hills this alive???

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and why did Paul Stine have to die?

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and why do a bunch of yer buildings look like the 70s version of the future (which is my favorite version of the future)????

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OK, time to step out, cause this house is full

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perv-iously…

A Fine Line Between Love And Haight

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