Unhidden Valley Ranch Farts
we were here

and we wish you were too
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this list is life

and farts!
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this picture should hang at the MoMA

this ranch sauce should
be served everywhere
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leftovers? not bloody likely

indigestion? bloody likely
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hollandaise holiday sauce

black gold, Bloomington tea
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this is our brains on college

any questions?
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biz sinking at Nick’s
is always mandatory

woman in the background was shocked that we were able to
capture the pour in mid-flight
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blue drinks for all!

good tasting drinks for none!
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rough nite for somebody

but sometimes a necessary evil
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and now for the ‘cultural’
part of our tour
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Zells yeah!!!

fighting Illini? more like losing Illini!!!
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if you can read these
you don’t need glasses

and probably also have a tiny penis
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IU Cinema is a bestestestest

and so was seeing the Cary Grant / Katherine Hepburn comedy Holiday
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we’d follow the RHCP cover band
Funky Monks practically anywhere…

…there’s 8 cent beer
and 18 year old women
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????

does not compute
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America, where everything’s bigger, not necessarily better

you lighters up our lives
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boob grab!!!

but the question is, real boobs???
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LOL!!!!

LOL!!!! continued
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