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Wilder At Heart

Peace The Forks Out

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Gene Wilder

gene yellow

willy gene

richard genbe

woilder

rich gene

gene bonnie clyde

Gene-Wilder-and-Leonard-Nimoy-on-the-set-of-Funny-About-Love

gene wilder haunted

pryor gene

cooper gene

gene blazoing

pry

mel gene

gene

There’s no denying the incredible and indelible talent and humor that Gene Wilder gave the world, starting for most with 1967’s Bonnie & Clyde (a not so funny subjected movie that felt really fun), and further excelled in the hands of Mel Brooks (The Producers, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles), or anyone who was wise to put him in their films (even Sidney Poitier!).  But what made Gene so great is how unhinged, and nervous and nutty he came across.  We like our movie stars to put us at ease, but Gene kept us on our toes – seizing us in a worrying state of panic from frame 1 to frame done.  Boy did he make us laugh, but uncomfortably, and thankfully – uncontrollably.  Thank you Gene.  You are the DNA of modern American humor

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Mr Fuji

mr fuji

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John McLaughlin
and his Group

john mac

carvey!

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The Tree From
Shawshank Redemption

shawshank tree

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Dennis Green

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directed the love story to end all love stories – Love Story!

the voice of ‘Top Cat’s Choo Choo

the dude who harmonicaed on the ‘Sesame Street’ theme!!!

ESPN’s John Saunders

ghost singer to the stars

some Mexican singer

Backstreet N’SYNC maestro

‘Law & Order’ DA

THE Big Lebowski

huddleston lebowski

tops in labs

C-SPAN’s daddy

gone Elsewhere

Mars candy man

Fyvush Finkel!!!!

fyvush

some American spy

some designer

some Children’s author

some Romanian actor

some guy from ‘Family Matters’ and ‘Star Trek Deep Space Nine’

some Jewish lady

some jazzy clarinetist 

some guy on ‘Babylon 5’

that guy!!

3 Doors down axeman

Chef Michel Richard

he talked hostages

he was a hostage

Mrs Mangel

Steinbeck’s son

Dean Martin’s wife

Dean Martin’s son

Marion Barry’s son

Vikings owner’s dad

Miss Cleo

miss cleo

Hollywood guy

Hollywood musical gal

Broadway guy

Fred the Furrier

‘Postman Pat’s voice

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mad mag

Mad Magazine’s Jack Davis

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Defying Deaths

Peace The Forks Out

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The Other Dick Van

eight is enouggh

spaceballs van patten

dick van dogs

dick van paten

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Jerry’s Wife/Ben’s Mom/Anne Meara

anne jerry  the stillers

alf anne

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THE John Steed

macnee

diana rigg steed

twiggy steed

steed

 

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his mind was beautiful 

Manson Family divorcer

little James Horner

oh no Yes

Fred Flinstone’s boss + other Hanna Barberians 

plastic pink flamingo dude

last original NBA employee

Ornette Coleman

ornette

Mother Theresa II

the voice of the Chiquita Banana

THAT GUY

that other that guy

that other that that guy

a true dingbat of fonts

zapf

realllllly old movie gangster

Nature Boy

the first student-athlete 

he hearted heart-shaped bathtubs

Tariq Aziz, who made berets & mustaches & giant glasses look awesome

tariq

she made costumes for the Beatles & Bond

F Scott Fitzgerald’s final secretary

King of Easy Listening

Picasso’s right arm

not Ringo’s sister

blaze starr

little boy who got to look at MM

Mr Comcast

El Kickador/Univision-er

a Weaver

Woody Allen’s Jack Rollins

jack rollins

Texas A&M’s first Heisman winner

some surfer pioneer guy

some country singer

boxing movie producer dude

U2’s manager

this spicy Italian chick

Laura Antonelli3

Laura Antonelli paint

Queen of Versailles’s princess

Joe Biden’s son

Charles Barkley’s mom

Penelope Cruz’s padre

Jason Voorhees’ mom

betsy palmer

he once owned the Mets (not the Nats do:)

some comedy writer

some British actor who turned down the role of James Bond

some Russian guy

some chess guy

some Scottish actor

some fat British bloke

the guy who gave us this

mlb logo

a King of media

a White House Chef

MGM Resorter

what a drag

zilla was his god

Stand By Me‘s Milo Pressman

he printed LA stories

a trotter of globes

some old actor

she shot this and that and those other things

Mary Ellen Mark

Mr Superdawg

150 year old Galápagos tortoise

world’s tallest cow

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the guy who made headlines

headless body topless

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Walt Disney Imagi-Near-Future-ing

Tomorrowland
Tomorrow Comes Today
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG | 130 min

tomorrowland

This new Disney movie be like…

worlds fair 64

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2 (1)

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small world

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space mountain

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70s sci-fi art

70s future book 70s future

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futurama

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FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR!!!!!!!!!

flight of the navigator

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days of wheat

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Star Wars merchandising

spaceballs

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+ that girl from Under Duh Dome, showing all of her emotions

britt dome3

britt dome2

britt dome

+ that ole cocky, annoying lothario

clooney face

+ little girl robots!!

small wonder

and what does it equal????????????

TOMORROWLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

A movie that’s PG and one of the better live action PG movies that I’ve seen, and the amount of live action PG movies I’ve seen in the past 5 years is like none!!!  Probably not true, but if you like the idea of the future, in Walt Disney’s eyes, but with like the techmology of the actual future, and not the one Walt dreamed of in the 60s, but sorta like the one Walt dreamt up in the 60s, then you’ll probably like this movie, even though they could have spent more time in Tomorrowland, instead of in Todayland, but these complaints are from Yesterdayland

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Tomorrowland is in your land, today, at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Up! Up! & Hathaway

Interstellar
Somewhere Between 2001 and 2010, so 2005?
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 169 min

Christopher Nolan is back!!!! In my mind at least. Didn’t care for his last Batman, nor Inception, which in retrospect was a lame dream within a lame dream within a lame dream

Maybe I needed some space from Nolan, or maybe Nolan needed to go to space. AND HE DID!!! IN SPADES!!! WHATEVER ‘IN SPADES‘ MEANS!!! Sure, it’s no 2001: A Space Odyssey, but it definitely wishes it was. Don’t we all

it was actually like this – in pictures (spoilers-ish ahead!)…

Matthew McConaughey likes to drive his big car
mcoughney drives

IN LIKE SMALLVILLE OR SOMETHING!
smallville 1978

And his daughter is Renesmee!
Renesmee

and like the Dust Bowl is happening or something
buster blown

and books are acting ghostly
ghost book

and everything we know is a lie
fake moon landing

and the earth is dying and all we have left is corn
bay corn hanks

and NASA is like in the same building as the WOPR was
WOPR

but the WOPR is now like some robot with no head but with crazy CRAZY crazy-assed legs
tars

which kinda reminds me of the best logo ever – the 70s WB one

anywho, McConaughey is like the last Starfighter
last starfighter

so says Michael Caine

but there are like 3 other starfighters joining him, including a not TOO annoying Anne Hathaway
anne hatwhay

and then typical space and movie space stuff happens…

legos astronaut

2001 ship

space call

space stuff

captain eo

cat pizza space

and then there’s some planetary visitations, to see if we could live there!

waterworld

hoth

and then there’s madness

and space lights

and some like dumb hokey Contact sh!t
contacy

and then a whole lot of stuff I don’t understand what they were talkin bout Willis
science

and then Elysium/70s future or something

and then some Benjamin Button type stuff pushing the kinda right AND wrong buttons at the same time
cate button

the end

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

Interstellar is spaceballin’ at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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