we already showed you the hottie hotness in movies 2010, and then picked the breastest movies of the beastest of 2010 (with the late addition of Dogtooth!!), and now it’s time for everything else movies 2010!!! welcome to the…
The Death to Smoochy
of the Year
& Clash of The Titans in ’3-D’
*also happens to be one of the year’s bestest too!
The Gus van Sant
Most Boring Movie of The Year
That Has Only One Line of Dialog
Repeated 9272767 Times
‘You Seen My Daddy?‘
runner down: True Grit
The Bare Un-Necessities/
Coulda Been A Contender
Trailers Worth Tractoring
and the wurst: Exit Through The Gift Shop
+ 18 minus boo-nus pts for the Takers one!!!
Credits That Deserve Mad Credits
The 1st Annual
Greta Grrr Wig
The OK, This Joke/Career
Muss Be Stopped
The Samuel L Jackson
Never Met A Script
He Didn’t Like
Guy of The Year
Liam Neeson with 7 movies released in 2o10!!
Thighopening Call To Action!
thanks to Art of The Steal for forcing us to visit the Barnes Foundation at its real home in Merion, PA before it moves and that experience will never exist again and we’ll be even more super mad pissed than we are now!!
next up is getting laid in
the Blue Valentine future space sex room
Bestest Wurstest Lines of The Year
Finger Stickin’ Goodness
Goodie Three Shoes Award
+ these other hotnessies
Movie Things That Aren’t Movies
That Moved Us For The 1st Time
Mr Plinkett’s Star Wars Prequels Ass-Riping
But Well Thought Out Reviews!!
+ his love of pizza rolls
which he wants to mail to us!!
lime juice on theater popcorn!!!
(had at the Film Forum)
visiting the cinema treasure that is The Loews Jersey
(what took we so long??????)
Bestest Flix We Netted Or Saw In A Theater
Cause Seeing Old Movies In A Theater
Is Better Than Seeing New Movies
In A Theater!!!
Always Bet On These Lil
Shirley Temple Black
(& White) Children
& The Infinite Sadness
Songs That Execute Butter
Than Norman Mailer’s Bong
any Phil Spector produced song in The Agony & Ecstasy
To Be Wild Titles
44 Inch Chest
The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond
For Colored Girls
How to Train Your Dragon
The Killer Inside Me
Make-Out with Violence
The Spy Next Door
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
Bestest Names Award
Miscecallous Things That Either Stepped Up or Stepped Down More Than Step-Up 3D
a VHS tape, duct tape, a hand and
a whole lotta anger in Dogtooth
the glowing cockscapades at the sex hotel
@ the end of Enter The Void
also, finally looking into what Fletch’s ‘Pup’ n’ Taco was!
photo of the real Get Low guy attending his own funeral
which is 81889283838 times more interesting
than the actual movie
The Fighter sisters > any other sisters
the only good kind of Plague
Movies To Look
For In The ’011
127 Ray Browers
Goy Story 3:16
Liam Neeson Ices Eastern Europeans
X-Men XII: Boyz II X-Men
Ranch Farts: A Nose Opening Documentary
Stephen King’s The Queen
Madoff Never Sleeps
10 Fast, 10 Furious
until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
Adam Graham Parsons of the Detroit Tigers Newspaper gots me thinkings after I read over his solid ‘Five songs to remember the White Stripes by‘. I’m (yes, no ‘we’ this time) 900% with you Grahamster on ‘Jolene’ & ‘We’re Going to Be Friends’, but here be some of my choice Stripes’ cuts to remember 9ever:
‘Fell In Love With A Girl’
I came late to the Stripes party, but instantly fell in love with them the very first time I heard this. wish I came much earlier (pun intended???), cause honestly, I woulda given up all 9 of my testicles to have seen em at the Bowery Ballroom (although the Union Square Park show was quite the shaz!!!)
‘Candy Cane Children’
more raw than the rawest raw thing on earth or Uranus. it oozes White Stripes white stripedness from head to mistletoe
‘Forever For Her (Over For Me)’
makes you feel like nothing AND everything is possible. they own ‘Just do it’ more than Nike does!!
‘Seven Nation Army’
dude, SEVENNNNNNNNNNN NATION ARMY, not SIX!!!!! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM BARUMMPPP BUMMMMP BUMM BUMMMMMMM BUMMMM
‘Prickly Thorn, But Sweetly Worn’
the best Led Zeppelin III song not on Led Zeppelin III
feels like we’re in the room with Jack & Meg as they play it. still looking for that one song that feels like we’re feeling up Meg White
+ bonus shout out to
for making Meg, and me, cry
miss you guys SOOOOOO munch!!!
The White Stripes would like to announce that today, February 2nd, 2011, their band has officially ended and will make no further new recordings or perform live.
The reason is not due to artistic differences or lack of wanting to continue, nor any health issues as both Meg and Jack are feeling fine and in good health.
It is for a myriad of reasons, but mostly to preserve What is beautiful and special about the band and have it stay that way.
Meg and Jack want to thank every one of their fans and admirers for the incredible support they have given throughout the 13 plus years of the White Stripes’ intense and incredible career.
Third Man Records will continue to put out unreleased live and studio recordings from The White Stripes in their Vault Subscription record club, as well as through regular channels.
Both Meg and Jack hope this decision isn’t met with sorrow by their fans but that it is seen as a positive move done out of respect for the art and music that the band has created. It is also done with the utmost respect to those fans who’ve shared in those creations, with their feelings considered greatly.
With that in mind the band have this to say:
“The White Stripes do not belong to Meg and Jack anymore. The White Stripes belong to you now and you can do with it whatever you want. The beauty of art and music is that it can last forever if people want it to. Thank you for sharing this experience. Your involvement will never be lost on us and we are truly grateful.”
Meg and Jack White
The White Stripes
1991 – 2011???