Brian Pepper’s Lonely
Hearts Club Band
Trash Humpers
Be Kind, Don’t, Korine
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Trash Humpers is the most unwatchable movie since Inland Empire. Â We’d rather watch Willem Dafoe’s penis squirt blood 7 times over than watch 7 seconds of whatever Trash Humpers is/was. Â Lo-fi camcorder VHSÂ aesthetics is fine by us, as long as it isn’t used to film people humping trash in masks that not even Mask would wear. Â The trash humpers should hump this movie cause it’s trash. Â Trash should be insulted cause it’s not as garbage as Trash Humpers is be. Â We’d rather be humped by Brian Peppers than write one more word about Trash Humpers
Very Watchable: writer/director Harmony Korine‘s previous work, the impressionistic impersonator tale Mister Lonely. Â a muss see for anyone with eyes, and even for those who don’t!
Verdictgo: Slit Yer Eyes Out Repoopulous
Hump goes dry this Friday in NY only, and elsewhere elsewhen. Â you’ve been warned
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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