Brian Pepper’s Lonely
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Trash Humpers
Be Kind, Don’t, Korine
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Trash Humpers is the most unwatchable movie since Inland Empire.  We’d rather watch Willem Dafoe’s penis squirt blood 7 times over than watch 7 seconds of whatever Trash Humpers is/was.  Lo-fi camcorder VHS aesthetics is fine by us, as long as it isn’t used to film people humping trash in masks that not even Mask would wear.  The trash humpers should hump this movie cause it’s trash.  Trash should be insulted cause it’s not as garbage as Trash Humpers is be.  We’d rather be humped by Brian Peppers than write one more word about Trash Humpers

Very Watchable: writer/director Harmony Korine‘s previous work, the impressionistic impersonator tale Mister Lonely.  a muss see for anyone with eyes, and even for those who don’t!

Verdictgo: Slit Yer Eyes Out Repoopulous

Hump goes dry this Friday in NY only, and elsewhere elsewhen.  you’ve been warned

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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