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I love and live for the Nationals, Jayson Werth, epic home runs, epic bat flips, and gifs, especially ones that go back and forth

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a leftover from two years ago that I never posted

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Ball Play

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prediction – Nationals go 161-1, then lose to the Cardinals in the National League Championship Series, breaking my heart, again

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There Is A Season (Turn-y, Tourney, Turn-i)

March Radness has begun

only one team will win
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everyone else will come close
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and most people will end up crying
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enjoy!

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Boo Who

Peace The Forks Out

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The Ancient Booer

 

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dude, the Ancient Booer from The Princess Bride had to be one of THE scariest things EVER (from my childhood), alongside such reverse-boner scary beyond scariness as Large Marge in Pee Wee’s, everything in Poltergeist, and the thought that they’d ever cancel Hey Dude  

 

Bless you Margery Mason, for you done did your job well, and then some, and actually lived to be ancient!  She lived to be 100!!!!!!!  It’s totally boo that she didn’t live to be 200.  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The 2013 Thighsmans

we pricked the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2013

and now, for the only awards that matter…

Judi Den10th Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards

aka

THE THIGHSMANS!!!

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The Death To Smoochy Würstest Picture AND The Gus van Sant Most Pretentious Pig Sh!t Film of the Year!!!!!

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Upstream Color

dishonrable mentions for these movies for also sucking a$$ and making me really angry that they eggist

This Is The End & Don Jon & The Book Thief & The Bling Ring & Gangster Squad & I’m So Excited & Katsnooze II

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Batsh!ttiest Un-Sh!tty Crazy/Beautiful Performances of The Year

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Leo & Cate

in Wolf & Jasmine

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The 4th Annual Greta Grrr Wig Recipient of The OK This Joke/Career Muss Be Stopped Now Award

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Jay Baruchel

we get it, you’re scrawny, Canadian and have a dumb voice.  now go away and take Seth Rogen with you

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Always Bet On These Lil Shirley Temple Black (& White) Children

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 / Joey King

and the würst

Nico Liersch

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The Samuel L Jackson Never Met A Script He Didn’t Like Guy of The Year

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James Franco

who had 8+ flix released in 2013!!

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Gifs of the Gawds

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Alice Eve Trek

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Penn-Finger

 

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Hairing Is Caring

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Cumberbatch’s Assange hair

tied for 2nd – everyone’s Hustle hair

tied for 3rd – the MUST-staches of Dallas Buyers Club

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Würstest Date Movie of 2013

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12 Years A Snooze

alternatively

würstest Dates IN a movie

any of the ones involving humans in Her

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Bob’s Big Girls – The Bobbies!

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anything & everything in Gatsby +8 other winners!

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The KFC Finger Stickin’ Goodness Goodie Three Shoes Award

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anything Vanessa Hudgens is doing in Spring Breakers

Margot Robbie makes us howl in Wolf [NSFW]

anything in Blue Is The Warmest Color (although we didn’t see it) [NSFW]

Lindsay Lohan’s cannons in The Canyons [NSFW]

Rosario Dawson puts us in a JO Trance [NSFW]

the revealing photos of Bettie Page in Bettie Page Reveals All [NSFW]

Leo’s butt candle

and the leastest…

her and his in the dark orgasms in Her

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the sexification of Amy Adams in Hustle

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juss stop it.  she’s too nice to be sexy

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Mish-Mash-Up of The Year

Oz Breakers by ME!!!

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Eyes Wide Open For Bidness 9ever

aka Bestest Eyes

Justine Lupe!!!!

 in Frances Ha

runner-up - Blanca Suárez

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Most Ablixaiest Ablixa

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Ablixa in Side Effects

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Face Timeless

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Dutch lawyer Emile Vrijman‘s face

seen in The Armstrong Lie

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Josh Baskin’ In These Sunny Miscellaneous Missile Missives That Are Da Bomb Shiz!

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the only bitched @ swirth that matters!!!!!!!

AMC’s POOFY COMFY LEATHER RECLINING CHAIRS AT THE MOVIES!!!!!! 

the Her his line

the VFX of Gatsby

 Kellan Lutz IS orc Bolg

JD Salinger’s son was in Revenge of The Nerds!

David Cross has played both Allen Ginsburg AND his father

THOSE CRAZY SEXY COOL NASA’S SPACE COLONY ART THINGS FROM THE 1970S COME TO LIFE IN the so-so Elysium!!!

the awesomeness that is SpaceCamp!

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the Death Star’s laser control room still exists!!!

Matt Zoller Seitz became like the new Jesus and we still have zero idea who he is

1933 was an incredible year for movies

that picture of Terrence Malick

this picture of Terrence Malick

the cameos of Harmony Korine

Picnic at Hanging Rock is crazed!!!!!

Danny Lloyd Torrance Lives!!!

Batman (1989)’s Flugelheim Museum

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we still gay for JFGay

JFGay-edit

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Songs That Execute Butter Than Norman Mailer’s Bong & Chong

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‘Ordinary Love’ from the Mandela movie

Mayssa Karaa’s arabic rendtion of ‘White Rabbit’

‘Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites’ by Skrillex in Spring Breakers

Mike Patton’s haunting piano in Pines

&

the abso abso abso lute würstest be…

‘The Blue Umbrella Suite’ featuring Sarah Jaffe

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Trailers Worth Tractoring

(in endless memory of Robert ‘Tractor’ Traylor)

 tractor-trailor

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Poster Her! Poster We! Poster Haste!

Posters-2013 

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 the würst

& the würrstetst

& twinsies würsteresteserteestsers!!!

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Unintentional Porn To Be Wild Titles

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A Good Day to Die HardThe PurgeMy Little Pony: Equestria GirlsThe To Do ListThe CanyonsJobsInside Llewyn DavisOut of the Furnace

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Fenella Woolgar Bestest Names Award

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June Squibb / Raphaël Personnaz / Topsy Chapman

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Movies To Look For In The ’014

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World War ZZ Topps

The Haunting in Connecticut 3: Ghosts of Miami of Ohio

The Even Greater Gatsby

Othello (based off of the board game)

Korben Dallas Buyers Club

13 Years A Slave

13 Fast, 13 Furious

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In Memoriam

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Temple of the Smile

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O’Toole & Fontaine & Phil Sey Mo & Ramis & Sid & Paul Walker & Mrs Peacock & Dennis F%&king Farina & The Albino from P-Bride & Gandolfini & stop motion sick-ness & Ebert

&

Mr LittleJeans / Pagoda

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don’t forget to peep out our ’12, ’11’10’09’08’07’06’05’04’03, and ’02 awards!! 

if you got this far, pat yourself on the back, then yer balls

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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