Tag Archives: boobs

The Breast of Blind Melon


this was an actual company name and a product they sold, and the Buxom lady’s trademark was filed on December 27, 1943, meaning people loved double entendre boob jokes back in the 40s.  bless those peoples!!

here’s some more great crate art from the filthy fine folks of F.H. Hogue Co., although sadly not as double entendrey as ‘Buxom Melons’.  what, was ‘Beeting Off‘ or ‘Endive Into Your Pants‘ too racy of a company name???





Stare Way To Heaven


jayne sofia

jayne sofia lauren

jayne sofia mansfeld

Paramount had organized a party for me [at Romanoff’s in Beverly Hills in 1957].  All of cinema was there, it was incredible. And then comes in Jayne Mansfield, the last one to come.  For me, that was when it got amazing.

She came right for my table.  She knew everyone was watching.  She sat down.  And now, she was barely… Listen.  Look at the picture.  Where are my eyes?  I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate.  In my face you can see the fear.  I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table.

Many, many times I am given this photo to autograph it.  And I never do.  I don’t want to have anything to do with that.  And also out of respect for Jayne Mansfield because she’s not with us anymore

Sophia Loren


Star Me Kitten

airplane jello boobs

kitty airplane boobs

Kitten Natividad, the flying boobs of Airplane! and Airplane II: The Sequel

Kitten Natividad

airplane panic

and apparently also of an airplane related porn called Taking Off with Kitten Natividad [NSFW]


The Girl With The Boobs, Endearing

the year was 1984, and Tom Hanks wasn’t the Tom Hanks yet, he was 80s Tom Hanks, and he starred in a silly sassy movies like Bachelor Party 

Not exactly sure when or how I first saw Bachelor Party, but I’m assuming it was on HBO (endlessly), and I saw it at home at age 7 or so, with my parents blissfully unaware

Well, in the opening credits of Bachelor Party – there was a pair of boobs that I fell in love with, and I’m sure you did too.  They were perfectly round and perfectly perfect, and the camera loved them.  So did Tom Hanks and Adrian Zmed’s sleazy department store photographer.  It was actually a very uncomfortable scene to watch, but those boobs were juss too eye and thigh-catching to ignore

if you don’t remember the scene, you can watch it here 


Angela Aames bach party boobs

kid bachelor party

bachelor party tom hanks boobs

bachelor party angela

Angela Aames bachelor party

bachelor party boobs

bach party boobs

somehow, I thought of these boobs recently, and decided to investigate whose boobs they were

turns out, they belonged to a woman named Angela Aames

and turns out, she died 4 years after Bachelor Party was released at age 32 :(

so sad, but she and her heavenly boobs live on, 9ever

bachelor party lady

thanks for the mammaries


The Owls ARE What They Seem

David Lynch/Mark Frost + boobs = TWIN PEAKS!!!!!!!!!

how long will it take this breastaurant to topple-ss the grand teton empire of Hooters? does it matter?  we say the more bazoonga-themed eateries the breaster!!!  who’s our daddy?  is it Bone Daddy’s??? [find of finds via The Blogfather]

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