Thighs Wide Shut http://www.thighswideshut.org Thu, 23 May 2013 20:57:05 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Jordy La Forged http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/jordy-la-forged/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/jordy-la-forged/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 11:48:04 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=19112

how is THIS new to me??????

long live Jordy

who’s like a mini-David Lynch like David Lynch’s son was

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off to SF for some #NatsBatsStats. stare at this til I returneth

Jerry Colonna 

photo is dated May 15, 1940 [ebay]

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oh, and that photo is not to be confused with this one..

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]]> http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/prized-wide-eyes/feed/ 0 Limitless Paper In A Paperless World http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/limitless-paper-in-a-paperless-world/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/limitless-paper-in-a-paperless-world/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 14:22:23 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=19109

Peace The Forks Out

to

The Office

 our first mention of the Dunder Mifflinites came in 2004, as we said… The American version of The Office can’t be good. I scream Blasphemhy!!

and then we said…. WHY GAWD WHY did you allow someone to make an American/bastardized version of the … Read the rest

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THIS

is one of the greatest commercials of all time(/my childhood)

it almost made me want to join the Marines or learn chess or play outdoors in armor when it’s thundererering and lightninginging.  I never did none of that stuffs :(

it’s the Marine Corps ‘Chess’ ad created by J Walter Thompson in 1991… Read the rest

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]]> http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/treasure-chess/feed/ 0 2 Starfleet High and Rising http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/2-starfleet-high-and-rising/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/2-starfleet-high-and-rising/#comments Wed, 15 May 2013 14:18:14 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=19098

Star Trek Into Darkness
Boldly Going Where Man Has Gone Before
Official Website | Trailers & Mo | Homeade Trailer
PG-13 | 132 min

JJ Abrams has re-assembled the single greatestist tribute act known to man (wet dream team – Pine / Quinto / Urban / Saldana / Cho… Read the rest

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Woody Allen is/in Bananas

photo dated May 9, 1971

[via ebay]… Read the rest

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]]> http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/fruit-loopy/feed/ 0 The Baz Age http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/the-baz-age/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/the-baz-age/#comments Mon, 13 May 2013 15:26:47 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=19093

The Great Gatsby
Old Sport Done Anew.  Are You Game?
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 143 min

People be acting like they’ve never seen a  movie before, cause Baz Luhrmann Baz Luhrmanned the sh!t out of F Scott’s Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby.  Have a … Read the rest

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bless you

Brother Brain… Read the rest

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]]> http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/a-you-is-winner/feed/ 0 The Gods Must Be Wavy http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/the-gods-must-be-wavy/ http://www.thighswideshut.org/2013/05/the-gods-must-be-wavy/#comments Thu, 09 May 2013 17:56:39 +0000 Thighmaster http://www.thighswideshut.org/?p=19073

HOW IS THIS REALS!!?!??!?

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one recurring nightmare I have involves being at a hotel overlooking a beach and seeing a wave like this coming towards the hotel.  I scareds… Read the rest

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I hate stop motion animation and claymation and scary monsters, but

Peace The Forks Out

to

Titan Clasher

[gifs stolens from here]

+

Orajells yeah

Marge Wiggum Simpsons Groening

he melted faces

old and restmore

he dromed sydros from China

MM guy… Read the rest

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