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San Frandisco – easily America’s greatest non-ranch farts city

if you’ve never been, you might as well leave for Uranus, and orbit your own anus

I mean, where else you gonna see this sight???

bars none, one of the illest places to visit

it water TOWERS over all other prisons!!!

for birdmen and birdwomen everywhere!!!

i mean, if you had to go to one prison, wouldn’t you want to go here????

I mean, they have their own baseballs!!!

speaking of baseballsss

made my first ever visit to Pac-Bell/AT&T/Verizon/Bell Atlantic Park to see mees Nats lose 2 games

where Coke plays catch, and Sully from Monsters Inc is a true San Fran Giant!!!

ok, maybe that was a stretch

at the super dope Musée Mécanique, where they gots ye olde thyme arcade games and erotic movies!

but nothing beats this 7-11 deal

except eating Mexican food and using a corn cob to wipe yer butt

oh Mexican food, why you taste so good, but hurt butts so much??

but my butt was way OK with the House of Prime Rib

but my favorite restaurant on earth isn’t even a restaurant – it’s a chocolatier - See’s Candies

oh San Fran, why are you more beautiful than India Reynolds?

and why aren’t all gates painted orange vermillion like yer golden ones???

and why aren’t all hills this alive???

and why did Paul Stine have to die?

and why do a bunch of yer buildings look like the 70s version of the future (which is my favorite version of the future)????

OK, time to step out, cause this house is full

perv-iously…

A Fine Line Between Love And Haight

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Alcatraz, House of Prime Rib, Monsters Inc, Musée Mécanique, San Francisco, San Francisco Giants, Sully, Washington Nationals, Zodiac

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Woody Allen is/in Bananas

photo dated May 9, 1971

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1971, bananas, basketball, May 9, Woody Allen

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Peace The Forks Out

Madden’s Man Sunday

Conan Antonio Motti

motttti

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Conan Antonio Motti, John Madden, NFL, Pat Summerall

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BASEBALLS IS BACK BIZNITCHES!!!!

SUPER BOWL OR BUSTED FOR TCLIPPS & THE Ws of CURLY!!!!

predictions

Nats – 162-0

Braves, Phillies, Mets, Marlins, Yankees – suck

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Nats, Tyler Clippard, Washington Nationals

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WAIT, THERE WERE 2pm NFL GAMES???????????????

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1967, Baltimore Colts, schedule, Utz

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May 15th, 2013

2 Starfleet High and Rising

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Star Trek Into Darkness
Boldly Going Where Man Has Gone Before
Official Website | Trailers & Mo | Homeade Trailer
PG-13 | 132 min

JJ Abrams has re-assembled the single greatestist tribute act known to man (wet dream team – Pine / Quinto / Urban / Saldana / Cho… Read the rest

May 3rd, 2013

Something In The Hair

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Something In The Air
(Après mai)
It’s No Carlos
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
Unrated | 122 min

It’s the late 60s/early 70s, in France, and students everywhere are pissed about stuff, and they want to do something about it. News to me, since I’m an American, and we … Read the rest

April 30th, 2013

Pakistan & Deliver

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The Reluctant Fundamentalist
Climate Changez
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 130 min

The Reluctant Fundamentalist is a Pakistani named Changez (Riz Ahmed), a man who once went to America chasing the Yankee dollar, and is now a professor in his country of origin, possibly teaching questionable curriculum… depending on … Read the rest

April 12th, 2013

Wheat A Minute

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To The Wonder
Days of Unleavened
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 112 min

A couple, deep in love, ascend the castle mount of France’s majestic Mont Saint-Michel. They hold hands, caress, kiss, stare at each other’s beauty, the man-made beauty of the castle, and the heavenly nature-made beauty of their tidal surroundings. The … Read the rest

April 11th, 2013

Race Barrier Wreath

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42
Artful Dodgers
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 128 min

42 – the story of Jackie Robinson(‘s first year in the majors) – is exactly like Trouble With The Curve, except 42 is really dang good and Curve is really stupid, and instead of an crotchety … Read the rest

Hotties

May 1st, 2013

A Fine Piece of Lass

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Emma Stone who???

Lass Suicide

[nsfw]

WOW

long live redheads

(even ones with tattoos)… Read the rest

April 19th, 2013

Remember, Smile, Always

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Lynn Guttmann has been appointed Director of Finance for Seattle Center Department effective April 11, 1983. This position includes management of the Operating Fund Finance and Accounting Section, a capital Accounting Section, Management Systems and Warehousing. Further, Ms Guttmann will supervise the preparation and financial management of the Department’s budget, … Read the rest

April 9th, 2013

Brought Me To My Dis-Knees

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hadn’t really thought about The Mickey Mouse Club and the Mouseketeers for ages. then bam, Annette passes on, and then I start to remember - remember that in my youths I used to watch reruns of the ’50s version on the Disney Channel (cause there’s nothing better than old Disney stuffs!), and sure, I remember … Read the rest

April 8th, 2013

Pies Wide Sluts

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Blah Men? Game of Snoozes? yer watching the wrong TV shows…

**WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING BEATING OFF TO THE CLIENT LIST??????????????**

where you can have your cake and have it smeared on your chest too

[gifs via]… Read the rest

March 29th, 2013

Cybill Disobedience

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… Read the rest

Best of

March 8th, 2013

Crap o’ Nine Tales

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wow. 9 years of TWS

is this thing still on?

are you still here?

HAPPY 40th POPEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

greatest book covers EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

1/8th Visible Boobs are the new side boobs

Donald Sutherland, 1970

THIGHS WIDE SHIRTS!!!!

Merchandising Is Forever

An Inconvenient Ruth

abandoned West Side Highway

Nancy, still with us!!!!

… Read the rest

February 22nd, 2013

The 2012 Thighsmans

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picked the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2012

and now, for the only awards that matter…

9thishendith Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards

aka

THE THIGHSMANS!!!

_

The Death To Smoochy Würstest Picture AND The Gus van Sant Most Pretentious Holy French Gar-bagé Film of the Year!!!!!

Holy … Read the rest

January 18th, 2013

Thighs Wide Movies 2012

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been seeing less new movies and more old movies, cause old movies rule, but new movies are still good, cause there are so many bad ones that the good ones rise to the top of the toilet. out of what I saw, I giveth to you, for 2012, the bestest … Read the rest

January 3rd, 2013

Thighs Wide Telly 2012

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TV was watched in 2012, and here’s how we rank what we watched!!!!!!

**1. Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable (ESPN 2)**

Two years of existence and it’s still the funniest show on TV (NO JOKE), and it’s on DAILY! More Papi rants please! Less Papi raps please!

[we'll take … Read the rest

January 1st, 2013

This Is List – 2013

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you know the drill - The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser. anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn

… Read the rest

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IN

McKayla is not impressed

Willie McGee knows you farted

Binders Full of Women jokes

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San Frandisco – easily America’s greatest non-ranch farts city

if you’ve never been, you might as well leave for Uranus, and orbit your own anus

I mean, where else you gonna see this sight???

bars none, one of the illest places to visit

it water TOWERS over all other prisons!!!

for birdmen and birdwomen everywhere!!!

i mean, if you had to go to one prison, wouldn’t you want to go here????

I mean, they have their own baseballs!!!

speaking of baseballsss

made my first ever visit to Pac-Bell/AT&T/Verizon/Bell Atlantic Park to see mees Nats lose 2 games

where Coke plays catch, and Sully from Monsters Inc is a true San Fran Giant!!!

ok, maybe that was a stretch

at the super dope Musée Mécanique, where they gots ye olde thyme arcade games and erotic movies!

but nothing beats this 7-11 deal

except eating Mexican food and using a corn cob to wipe yer butt

oh Mexican food, why you taste so good, but hurt butts so much??

but my butt was way OK with the House of Prime Rib

but my favorite restaurant on earth isn’t even a restaurant – it’s a chocolatier - See’s Candies

oh San Fran, why are you more beautiful than India Reynolds?

and why aren’t all gates painted orange vermillion like yer golden ones???

and why aren’t all hills this alive???

and why did Paul Stine have to die?

and why do a bunch of yer buildings look like the 70s version of the future (which is my favorite version of the future)????

OK, time to step out, cause this house is full

perv-iously…

Woody Allen is/in Bananas

Peace The Forks Out

BASEBALLS IS BACK BIZNITCHES!!!!

SUPER BOWL OR BUSTED FOR TCLIPPS & THE Ws of CURLY!!!!

WAIT, THERE WERE 2pm NFL GAMES???????????????

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Emma Stone who???

(even ones with tattoos)… Read the rest

Blah Men? Game of Snoozes? yer watching the wrong TV shows…

WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING BEATING OFF TO THE CLIENT LIST??????????????

where you can have your cake and have it smeared on your chest too

… Read the rest

9thishendith Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards

THE THIGHSMANS!!!

_

The Death To Smoochy Würstest Picture AND The Gus van Sant Most Pretentious Holy French Gar-bagé Film of the Year!!!!!

Holy … Read the rest

1. Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable (ESPN 2)

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**WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING BEATING OFF TO THE CLIENT LIST??????????????**

**1. Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable (ESPN 2)**