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morgana

castro orioles

old nats

carly pitch main

carly pitch side

carly pitch 3

masked clippard

tyler clippard bird

rfk baseball

prediction – Nationals go 161-1, then lose to the Cardinals in the National League Championship Series, breaking my heart, again

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Gracie Gold > Tracey Gold

Gracie Gold is an American dream come true

gold arms

she’s like a cuter, younger Jennie Garth

gold red

with teef to die for AND FIVE!!!

USOC: Team USA Media Summit

man do we wish we were her arms!!!

gracie gold pole

and man do we wish she was grabbing OUR pole!!

USOC Portrait Shoot

and frolicking in our white stuff!!

gravie USA

go US-AND-A!  AND GG!!

gracie arms

grace under fire

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grace under pressure

gracie tongue

lickity splitz!!!

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and before anyone starts searching for it…

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here’s Gracie Gold + camel toe

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it’s like 2006 all over again!!!

 

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Tonya Hardon’s Ice Fapadesæ

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My Co-Ed Outdoor Soccer Team Is Better Than Yours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE GERARD’S DEPARDIEUS & DON’TS

ARE TWOPEAT CHAMPIONS, YO!!!!

soccer squad

gerard dance

gerard-lil

gerard playoffs fall 2013

yes, I even do poorly made photchops for my co-ed soccer team

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Old Bay Seasoning

San Frandisco – easily America’s greatest non-ranch farts city

if you’ve never been, you might as well leave for Uranus, and orbit your own anus

I mean, where else you gonna see this sight???

ALCATRAZ!!!

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bars none, one of the illest places to visit

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it water TOWERS over all other prisons!!!

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for birdmen and birdwomen everywhere!!!

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i mean, if you had to go to one prison, wouldn’t you want to go here????

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I mean, they have their own baseballs!!!

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speaking of baseballsss

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made my first ever visit to Pac-Bell/AT&T/Verizon/Bell Atlantic Park to see mees Nats lose 2 games

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where Coke plays catch, and Sully from Monsters Inc is a true San Fran Giant!!!

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ok, maybe that was a stretch

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at the super dope Musée Mécanique, where they gots ye olde thyme arcade games and erotic movies!

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but nothing beats this 7-11 deal

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except eating Mexican food and using a corn cob to wipe yer butt

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oh Mexican food, why you taste so good, but hurt butts so much??

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but my butt was way OK with the House of Prime Rib

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but my favorite restaurant on earth isn’t even a restaurant – it’s a chocolatier - See’s Candies

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oh San Fran, why are you more beautiful than India Reynolds?

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and why aren’t all gates painted orange vermillion like yer golden ones???

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and why aren’t all hills this alive???

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and why did Paul Stine have to die?

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and why do a bunch of yer buildings look like the 70s version of the future (which is my favorite version of the future)????

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OK, time to step out, cause this house is full

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perv-iously…

A Fine Line Between Love And Haight

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Fruit Loopy

woody ball

Woody Allen is/in Bananas

photo dated May 9, 1971

[via ebay]

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