Peace The Forks Out
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we love us some Patrick Stewart as Professor X and Ian McKellen as Magneto, and sure, sure, sure, we’re VERY happy to have them back – but they’re barely in or register in Bryan Singer‘s third directorial turn in the X-Men franchise - Days of Future Past. How is that possible? Cause the new guys playing the old guys - James McAvoy & Michael Fassbender - are so X-cellent that we don’t even really need the old dudes anymore. OK, OK, so there’s a lot of appeal to having all involved – like in that Star Trek Generations type way – but really, who needs it. First Class was… first class. New school rules. New school should stay in session. But didn’t you juss forget about Hugh Jackman as Wolverine? Ooops, I did. And while Pat Stew and Ian McK were unnecessary, Hugh Jax was totally necessary! CAUSE WE GOT TO SEE HIS BUTT!!! But why do these new movies work so well, and sorta make us forget about the old movies? Cause they don’t take place in the boring present. Part of it takes places in a weird future, but most of it takes place in the awesome past – and this time - it’s the Tricky Dicky 70s!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers
X-Men x-cells at a theater near jews
and oh, these posters are the fcuking baaaaaast!
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
we pricked the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2013
and now, for the only awards that matter…
dishonrable mentions for these movies for also sucking a$$ and making me really angry that they eggist
we get it, you’re scrawny, Canadian and have a dumb voice. now go away and take Seth Rogen with you
and the würst
who had 8+ flix released in 2013!!
tied for 2nd – everyone’s Hustle hair
tied for 3rd – the MUST-staches of Dallas Buyers Club
würstest Dates IN a movie
Bob’s Big Girls – The Bobbies!
and the leastest…
juss stop it. she’s too nice to be sexy
aka Bestest Eyes
runner-up - Blanca Suárez
‘Ordinary Love’ from the Mandela movie
the abso abso abso lute würstest be…
if you got this far, pat yourself on the back, then yer balls
until next thyme the balcony is clothed…