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The Force Needs To Go Back To Sleep

sweet Star Wars poster yo!

force awakens poster

Han looks great.  Leia’s new do, not so much, but the new characters look like they belong!

but wait…

WHAT THE FCUK IS THIS????

force awakens poster little guy

no seriously, this doesn’t like right/good/cool/anything I’d want to see in a Star Wars movie

force awakens poster goggles 2

OMG – it’s Jar Jar Stinxxxx 2015 OR PERHAPS SOMETHING EVEN WORSERESERER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WEEESA IN TROUBLE!!!

force awakens poster alien 3

I mean, I’d rather have Dexter Jettster exist in the Star Wars universe than that lil alien goggled dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dex star wars

dex diner

OOOoooooooooooOOOOOObi Wan!!!

MORE LIKE OBI LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kanjijuice

the only thing nuttier than Beetlejuice is the Japanese poster for it

japnese beetlehuice

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Unwanted Poster

scary movies scared the living sh!t out of me as a kid.  so much so that I never ever wanted to watch them, EVER NEVER (I’ve become a little less sissy as the years have passed).  with the rise of VHS in the early 80s, I constantly came across tapes with covers that were so scary, they’ve literally scarred me for life.  here are two tape covers/posters that made me wish I didn’t have eyes as a kid, and STILL creep me out to this very day (although I’m sure the movies wouldn’t anymo)

happy birthday to me poster happy birthday to me

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microwave massacre

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