There are würst 6 year-old birthday parties than a trip to see Minions, and this is where I come in. It is actually where I come in, since I never saw Despicable Me 1 or 2. And since I never saw either of those, it’s hard for me to say what Minions the movie is, other than an OK enuff movie with cool looking yellow things that occasionally say funny things, like ‘banana’ and stuff. I particularly liked the first part of the movie where there’s a montage of the Minions trying to find a new master to be ruled by, only to somehow bring down the master they so love, and then start the search over again, and again, and again (it’s in the movie’s trailer). That shiz was good. The rest of the movie was juss OK. The kids loved it all. A parent in our party said that this stand-alone Minions movie wasn’t as good as the other movies, cause the Minions can’t be the focus, and that they shine brighter in the background. And there you go! But if you have a kid, you’ve already seen this, and already know this. For the rest of you without kids, stop seeing kids movies, and start having kids, or at least try to
Oh, btw, in Staten Island, Lois Lane LIVES!!!!!
Verdictgo: mild Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Minions making ZILLIONS at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…