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They Were The Man Then Dog

You’re The Man Now Dog is DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but thanks to the Internet Archive back up….

LONG LIVE YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thighs Wide was born in March of 2004 and within a month, we made our first link to You’re The Man Now Dog.  it was lust at first click, and then we juss kept on linking to a zillion more YTMNDs!

here are some of our favorites…

I know Bill Cosby is an a$$hole and a giant piece of $hit, but his YTMNDs were some of THE BEST

whatiscosby.ytmnd.com

letitcosby.ytmnd.com

and the Mike Tyson’s Punch Out ones were knock outs too (even if racist)

niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com

miketysoncheats.ytmnd.com

niggastolemyyoshi.ytmnd.com

dosstolemybike.ytmnd.com

and of course all the Admiral Ackbar ones!

akbargroove.ytmnd.com

trappp.ytmnd.com

ohtrap.ytmnd.com

shemaletrap.ytmnd.com

and SOOooOoOooO many other gems…

iytmnd2.ytmnd.com

redsauceonpasta.ytmnd.com

modpanel.ytmnd.com

ytdmnshining.ytmnd.com

thebrianpeppersong.ytmnd.com

pepperstruth.ytmnd.com

mortalkhaaaaanbat.ytmnd.com

istillbelieve.ytmnd.com

tcruiseko.ytmnd.com

tomcruisepsychiatry.ytmnd.com

balooandcruise.ytmnd.com

chunkpicard.ytmnd.com

wonkatrip.ytmnd.com

ourgodisanawsomegod.ytmnd.com

wheredagoldis.ytmnd.com

eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com

getyoasstomars.ytmnd.com

molaram.ytmnd.com

holmgrenwalrus.ytmnd.com

wsll.ytmnd.com

unitedstatesofno.ytmnd.com

vadergetsthetalk.ytmnd.com

vaderfortune.ytmnd.com

beaarthurandgreedoarebff.ytmnd.com

here’s one of the few I created of my friend Dave’s dad who appeared in an internet service ad, which will only be funny to me and a handful of people

and I think I did this one too

ablixa.ytmnd.com

thank you for your years of laffs and cervix YTMND.  you will ALWAYS be the man, dog!

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Brian Pepper’s Lonely
Hearts Club Band

Trash Humpers
Be Kind, Don’t, Korine
Official Website | Trailers & Mo

Trash Humpers is the most unwatchable movie since Inland Empire.  We’d rather watch Willem Dafoe’s penis squirt blood 7 times over than watch 7 seconds of whatever Trash Humpers is/was.  Lo-fi camcorder VHS aesthetics is fine by us, as long as it isn’t used to film people humping trash in masks that not even Mask would wear.  The trash humpers should hump this movie cause it’s trash.  Trash should be insulted cause it’s not as garbage as Trash Humpers is be.  We’d rather be humped by Brian Peppers than write one more word about Trash Humpers

Very Watchable: writer/director Harmony Korine‘s previous work, the impressionistic impersonator tale Mister Lonely.  a muss see for anyone with eyes, and even for those who don’t!

Verdictgo: Slit Yer Eyes Out Repoopulous

Hump goes dry this Friday in NY only, and elsewhere elsewhen.  you’ve been warned

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Get Them A Bodybag, Yeah!!!!

Hot Tub Time Machine
It Lame From The 80s
Official Website | Trailers & Mo

We might be the last person on earth to see Hot Tub Time Machine, but also might be the first to call bullshit on it.  Why?  Two things: it’s about as 80s as Justin Bieber and about as hilarious as From Justin To Kelly (although that hovercraft scene was amazing!!!).  Wrong you say.  Hilarious you spray.  Poop, pee and jizz jokes?  Forgot how sharp they can be!  Waiting for a guy (Crispin Glover, wasted yet again) to lose his arm in clumsy situations that not even Harold Lloyd would bother with?  Zing!   Hey, look, it’s Chevy Chase not making sense!  Guess no one watches Community, where he does that every week, and munch better, and so are the show’s 80s references.  Well, what about Rob Corddry?  Oh no, he’s not annoying one bit!  And by bit, we mean annoying as SHIT.  Seriously folks, what’s the big deal here?  All premise, some promise, no permanence. You want a throw yerself back into the glory John Cusack days?  Watch Better Off Dead or even it’s younger brother One Crazy Summer, which are both more rad than this one lazy bummer

Zabka!!!!:  only thing worth noting here is the ‘introduction’ (as it appears in the credits) of the leg sweeper William Zabka!!!  peep this Retrocrush interview with the Academy Award nominee (yes, you read that correctly)

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

HTTM is currently lukewarm at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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