Cohen, Hoffman or Pacino?
22. Jul, 2020 
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Beauty Is Only Skin Depp
03. Nov, 2015 0 Comments
Black Mass
KICKS MAJOR MASS!!!!!!!!!!
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
RÂ | 122Â min
American Hustle basically sucked. Â Black Mass is the opposite of American Hustle, although the two share a decade, large pompadour hairdos, and strong machismo overacting
Above all – Johnny Depp is terrifying as real-life baddie Whitey Bulger.  And above that – Depp is udderly incredible in the film.  Obviously Depp is an incredible actor, but this may be his best (non-Tim Burton) performance since 1998’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.  I credit two things with this great achievement – the hair and the make-up.  So far, I’m rooting for no horses in the Oscar race, but Depp’s Mass face deserves a gold man, so I guess I’m rooting for that
Depp’s bad hair, bad skin, and cold blue killer eyes will haunt me 9ever
his look is like a combo of this-es…
Johnny S. Thompson Loathing with Fear
meets all the Biff Tannens of BTTFII
meets Flattop of Dick Tracy
meets William Forsythe in general
meets Coppola’s Dracula
meets Electro of Spider-unwatchble-reboot-2
meets Gollum
meets the creepy-eyed lizard aliens of V
Verdictgo: Jeepers MOS DEF Worth A Peepers
Black Mass preaches the bad words currently at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
Don’t Cut It Out
13. Oct, 2015 0 Comments
for your consideration for awesomenessnessness…
Dan Castellaneta as Aaron Spelling
sadly, the two ‘unauthorized’ movies starring him on Lifetime, weren’t so awesome, cause they have about as much drama as an episode of Hey Dude
still, if they keep makin these crapola movies, I’ll keep watchin’ em
cause they cast SO well, like…
Abbie Cobb as Jennie Garth
and this guy who played faux Full House Bob Saget!!
AND THE MELROSE–ROLLING STONE COVER SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Feld-Ex
29. Sep, 2014 0 Comments
I don’t think these pictures of Corey Feldman and Skrillex are real, but they should be!
The Big Chills
26. Mar, 2014 1 Comment
OMG OMG OMG!!!!  THEY SAY THAT LIGHTNING DOESN’T STRIKE TWICE, BUT DON’T TELL THAT TO JOSH BASKIN DOPPELGÄNG-BANGERS DAVID MOSCOW AND MY BOY ADAM HARRISON WHO RAN INTO EACH OTHER, AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOSH BASKIN 9EVER!!!!!
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