we’re 7 years old today????????  how the f$%k did that happen?  oh well, time thighs when yer having none.  taz alwayz, spanks for your ship der reader.  we wouldn’t be here w/o you.  well, hactually we could, cause we want to make ourselves laff before we make you laff, so if you laff, even butter!  it’s kinda a Laff-A-Lympics, but even more toony, and 900000% more boobs (and movie reviews)!!  anywho, here’s some photos and links (remember, all the photos are links to links!!) and shaz from the past year in Thighs!

bless you!

want: Bobby Riggs’ ‘Battle of The Sexes’ Sugar Daddy jacket

The Afterlife!

Asylum: Inside the Closed World of State Mental Hospitals

Bill Paxton Pinball!!!!

Super Mario Crossover

Star Wars Action Figures Doing What They Do Best

Recycled Cassette Tape Portraits

List of songs deemed inappropriate by Clear Channel following the September 11, 2001 attacks

Animated Albums

Return of The Jedi Scout Walker Command Tower with Speeder Bike Ride!!!!

Eating Off The People’s Princess

Nintendo Power Issue 1 – 1988 July/August

The Miami Marine Stadium

Match inaugural des Expos de Montréal au parc Jarry, 1969

Nintendo Spoof (NES & SNES games)

You Pee-Pee I!

LOST Garbage Pail Kids Cards!!

mos bestest kisses of alls thyme

Awful Library Books

Нетрадиционные свадьбы (Nontraditional wedding) photos

Captured: America in Color from 1939-1943

Nintendo Game Maps!!!!

Pokey Face

Spared By The Bell

NonUsHotties8k.tumblr.com

Hank Willis Thomas’ Unbranded series

Phoebe Cates’s sister

17 mosaics of Hitchcock films & stuffs at the Leytonstone tube station

ANDREW GARFIELD MINUS ANDREW GARFIELD!!!!!!!!!

I’m Remembering!

Tilt-Shift Van Gogh

VIDEO OF ERIC STOLTZ as MARTY MCFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warhol Polaroids

Lobot lover

Star Wars Underoos!!!!!

Beach Boys Beards

the deed to Electric Ave

STAR WARS DELETED MAGIC!!!!!

Biebscemi

Lulinternet!!!!!!!!

complete ‘Biff Tannen Museum’ video monitor footage revealed!!!!!!

Jonestown after November 18, 1978

Back To The Future screen tests with Crispin Glover, Lea Thompson and Tom Wilson +someone as Marty that aints J Fox OR Stoltz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Your Playboy Centerfold Sausage Is Made

Undeniably Awesome Unpublished Posters

we’ve all gone to look for ‘America’

Thighs Wide Telly 2010

This Is List: 2011

Thighs Wide Music 2010

Welcome To The House, Dolls 2010

Plinkett’s Star Wars rapes/reviews

What About Bobbed?

Thighs Wide Movies 2010

yep, George Lucas was in Beverly Hills Cop III

Star Warsaw

ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MOVIE POSTERS

the reincarnation of Steve Zahn

The End of Warner Bros

25 Examples of Unintentional Porn

7thishendith AnalThighs WideMovie Awards, aka The Thighsmans

back to the future

54 Cereals We Loved and Lost – A Tribute

perv-iously

Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!

Peace The Forks Out

to

Ernestine Jane

‘s rack needed to be Outlawed‘

Geraldine Russell

1921 – 2011

mo JR pics over at Dr Macro’s

we already showed you the hottie hotness in movies 2010, and then picked the breastest movies of the beastest of 2010 (with the late addition of Dogtooth!!), and now it’s time for everything else movies 2010!!! welcome to the…

7thishendith Anal
Thighs Wide
Movie Awards

now called

THE THIGHSMANS!!!

The Death to Smoochy
Worstest Pictures
of the Year

Trash Humpers

Valentine’s Day

Enter The Void*

Get Him To The Greek

& Clash of The Titans in ‘3-D’

*also happens to be one of the year’s bestest too!

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The Gus van Sant
Most Pretentious
Most Overhyped
Most Boring Movie of The Year
That Has Only One Line of Dialog
Repeated 9272767 Times
‘You Seen My Daddy?‘

Winter’s Boring

runner down: True Grit

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The Bare Un-Necessities/
Coulda Been A Contender

Red

Cop Out

Machete

Shutter Island

The Expendables

Scott Pilgrim vs The World

the reunion of Brian Cox and Paul Dano

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Trailers Worth Tractoring

Catfish, The Social Network, Enter The Void, TRON Legacy

Somewhere, Let Me In, I’m Still Here, Black Swan,

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World & Inception

and the wurst: Exit Through The Gift Shop

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Poster Her!
Poster We!
Poster Haste!

& the wurstest ones

+ 18 minus boo-nus pts for the Takers one!!!

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Credits That Deserve Mad Credits

Enter The Void

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The 1st Annual
Greta Grrr Wig
Recipient of
The OK, This Joke/Career
Muss Be Stopped
Now Award

Greta Gerwig

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The Samuel L Jackson
Never Met A Script
He Didn’t Like
Guy of The Year

Liam Neeson with 7 movies released in 2o10!!

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Thighopening Call To Action!

thanks to Art of The Steal for forcing us to visit the Barnes Foundation at its real home in Merion, PA before it moves and that experience will never exist again and we’ll be even more super mad pissed than we are now!!

next up is getting laid in
the Blue Valentine future space sex room

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Bestest Wurstest Lines of The Year

&

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The KFC
Finger Stickin’ Goodness
Goodie Three Shoes Award

Portman & her fingers in Black Swan

+ these other hotnessies

Shannon Twins’ pole dancing in Somewhere

Anne Hathway’s endless nudity in Sex & Other Drugs [NSFW]

Rachel McAdams’s morning glorious legs & tush

& Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s many colored wigs in Scott Pilg

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Movie Things That Aren’t Movies
That Moved Us For The 1st Time

Mr Plinkett’s Star Wars Prequels Ass-Riping
But Well Thought Out Reviews!!
+ his love of pizza rolls
which he wants to mail to us!!

lime juice on theater popcorn!!!
(had at the Film Forum)

visiting the cinema treasure that is The Loews Jersey
(what took we so long??????)

& Ebert’s twitterings

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Bestest Flix We Netted Or Saw In A Theater
Cause Seeing Old Movies In A Theater
Is Better Than Seeing New Movies
In A Theater!!!

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Always Bet On These Lil
Shirley Temple Black
(& White) Children

Dylan Riley Snyder

Izzy Meikle-Small

Kelly O’Neill

Emma Hinz

Eros Vlahos

Faith Wladyka

& the babies of Babies

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Face Timeless

Zhao Benshan in Woman, A Gun and A Noodle Shop

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Saddest Sadness
& The Infinite Sadness

we knew The White Stripes’ days were numbered
as soon as we saw this

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Songs That Execute Butter
Than Norman Mailer’s Bong

Daft Punk’s TRON Legacy score

Beck’s ‘Ramona’ from Scott Pilgs

The Langley Schools Music Project’s
‘Good Vibrations’ from Catfish

Scala & Kolacny Brothers’ cover
of ‘Creep’ from TSN teaser

any Phil Spector produced song in The Agony & Ecstasy

Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross ‘In Motion’
from The Social Network

Clint Mansell’s ‘Perfection’ from Black Swan

Mike Zorin’s score to the Inception teaser trailer

anything on the Blue Valentine sdtrk

Nick Urata’s ‘Faking Death’ from Phil Morris [empee3]

Devendra Banhart & Beck’ ‘Life During Wartime’

& LFO’s ‘Freak’ from Enter The Void

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Unintentional Porn
To Be Wild Titles

44 Inch Chest

The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond

Faster

For Colored Girls

Furry Vengeance

Get Low

Harry Brown

How to Train Your Dragon

The Killer Inside Me

Make-Out with Violence

Rabbit Hole

The Spy Next Door

Trash Humpers

Touching Home

Unstoppable

You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger

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Fenella Woolgar
Bestest Names Award

Hendrik von Bültzingslöwen

Wotan Wilke Möhring

Ophelia Lovibond

Sterling Cooper

BooBoo Stewart

Bingo O’Malley

Pleasant Wayne

Dossy Peabody

& Eros Vlahos

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Miscecallous Things That Either Stepped Up or Stepped Down More Than Step-Up 3D

a VHS tape, duct tape, a hand and
a whole lotta anger in Dogtooth

the way Leo DiCap says ‘Maaaaaaaaaaaaarssshal’
in Stutter Island

the glowing cockscapades at the sex hotel
@ the end of Enter The Void

the mousterpiece dioramas in Din for Schmucks
by the The Chiodo Brothers

finally figuring out what the dealio was with 
Pruitt Taylor Vince‘s eyes was was:
pathologic nystagmus

also, finally looking into what Fletch’s ‘Pup’ n’ Taco was!

Abraham Aronofsky’s resume

photo of the real Get Low guy attending his own funeral
which is 81889283838 times more interesting
than the actual movie

this college recruiting video starring a pre-Doors Morrison

The Fighter sisters > any other sisters

James Frain being a 7th rate Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg???

where they filmed Harry Brown

the only good kind of Plague

when Joan Rivers met Gwar

our collection of the moist flamous kisses EVER

& notmileycyrus.com

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Movies To Look
For In The ‘011

127 Ray Browers

Goy Story 3:16

Liam Neeson Ices Eastern Europeans

X-Men XII: Boyz II X-Men

Ranch Farts: A Nose Opening Documentary

Stephen King’s The Queen

Madoff Never Sleeps

10 Fast, 10 Furious
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don’t forget to peep out our
’09, ’08, ’07, ’06, ’05, ’04, ’03, and ’02 awards!!

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

the year was 2010.  movies were shown.  a lot em had to do with women in trouble, some blurred the lines between fiction and fact, a bunch were needlessly retrofitted to 3-D, and in the end, they were all juss a bunch of movieses.  18 of these flicks were bester than the others, and in our mumble opinion, we giveth you…

The Barely Legal Eighteensies

1) Black Swan

Natalie Portman masturbates!!!  that single sentence is enuff bestness for being bestest of the year bestnness worthy, but how about the meticulous Darren Aronofsky accomplishing the impossible task (more so than making a movie about the making of a website interesting) by making a movie about the ballet udderly mindblowing???? we haven’t been this psychologically broken since Jacob’s Ladder!  she WAS perfect! so was Vincent Cassel

2) Fish Tank

Coming of age in plastic America is for wussies, but coming of age in chavish England is sum real tough shit.  juss ask Fish Tank‘s heroine Mia Williams.  Hactually don’t ask her, and simply watch and marvel at Katie Jarvis’ embodiment of her heart & soul, and in the process hand in the finest performance of any actor we saw this year, in one of the most vastly under-seen dynamite films of the year!!!

3) Enter The Void

Once you enter, you will never exit, and if you are able to somehow exit, we’re sure the gift shop would be filled with nothing but hallucinogenic neon cum drops.  Still want to enter?  Who knew that Gaspar Noé could out Gaspar Noé Gaspar Noé!?!?!?!  This one will be talked about for ages, even if we never want to see it again, EVER.  had we hactually enjoyed it, it probably woulda been our true pick for #1.  9reals

3.5) Dogtooth

Saw this one a lil too late, but it’s never too late to add the 3.5th bestestest movie of 2010 to the breast of list, cause dude, DOGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4) Blue Valentine

You Always Hurt The One You Love

5) Carlos

319 minutes never felt so well used.  Carlos is the little brother of Zodiac & Munich, and those are 2 of the finest films of the past decade!! now can someone make a killer Patty Heart flick?

6) I’m Still Here

We saw it before the jig was up, and even with the knowledge that it was all hoax, we still want to believe in the self-loathing and destruction of Joaquin Phoenix.  This is Spinal FAT!

7) The Social Network

It was great and all, but it’s still no Zodiac

8) Waking Sleeping Beauty

The House of Mouse stewed in a black cauldron for quite awhile, until the beast was magically turned back into a beauty once again.  If you’ve ever seen and loved a single Disney cartoon, you owe it to yourself to watch this amazingly honest tell-all

9) The Red Riding Trilogy

To the North, where they did whatever the bloody hell they wanted to do!!!  Part 1, In the Year of Our Lord 1974, was the cream of the trilogy crop, but all 3 puzzle pieces are required for optimal picture quality

10) Best Worst Movie

A title that’s more apt than Apt Pupil, even if you’ve never even heard of Troll 2 before.  No worries, as they catch you up on the forgettable then and the unbelievable now, and it’s all for a wonderful eternity.  George Hardy, best wurst dentist/actor EVER!!!!!!

11) Exit Through The Gift Shop

What is art?  What is a documentary?  What is Banksy‘s next cinematic move? And WHEN can we see it???

12) The Eclipse

Two things you are unaware of: Ciarán Hinds is the greatestestest living actor AND The Eclipse is 28393902 bajillion times better than anything having to do with vampires, werewolves and the pointless girl they all want to bang

13) Another Year

‘a film by Mike Leigh’ is all you need to know

14) The King’s Speech

We still want to give this movie a giant hug

15) Let Me In

The rare ‘American remake is better than the foreign original’ type dealio!!!!!

16) The Agony & The Ecstasy of Phil Spector

Courtroom drama is flawlessly juxtaposed with some of the mos eternal music ever recorded, and we all finally learn what the deal with this is/was!!!!! #BenWallace

17) Life During Wartime

It’s a sequel of Happiness, with all new actors AND vibrant colors!! how did this work??  dunno, but it did!!!

18) Step-Up 3-D

Even more so than Jackass, this is why 3-D was re-invented. BFAB 4 Life!!! 10reals!!!!!

and now for the…

Honor Blackmanable Mentions

127 Hours (look ma, no arm!), Animal Kingdom (bloomin onions!), Cyrus (John C Reilly & Jonah Hill were made for each other), The Ghost Writer (free Roman Polanski!!), The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Män Som Hatar Kvinnor) (guess what, she has a dragon tattoo!!!), Harry Potter 7.1 (best since #3!!!), Heartbreaker (the inevitable American remake will suck), Jackass 3-D (duh), Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work (what she said), The Tillman Story (operation freedom of information), Somewhere (it’s Lost In Translation, but hactually really darn good!), Toy Story 3 (duh pt 2), TRON 2 (bestest Daft Punk video everrrrrrr), Vincere (2 facist, 2 furious), When You’re Strange (faces come out of the rain!!)

stay pooned for our final Movies 2010 installment, when we drop a bunch of awards on people like it’s a hot lunch!

perv-iously on Thighs Wide Movies

2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
& 2002

wees splitting up our year end in movies thingie into 3 parts, for your pleasure: bestest of the bestest list (soon!  we promise!), thighs wide movie awards (later this month!  reflection takes time!), and the final bit, which is what you all probably came to see (or you will see to come!)…

Laura Ainsworth

Looking For Eric

Katie Jarvis

Fish Tank

Bojana Novakovic

Edge of Darnkness

Kasia Smutniak

From Paris With Love

Christine Evangelista

The Good Guy

Ana de la Reguera

Cop Out

Alison Brie

Greenberg

Gal Gadot, again

Date Night

Megalyn Echikunwoke

Who Do You Love

Deborah Twiss

Kick Ass

Claire van der Boom

The Square

Debbie Ann Rivera

The Losers

Helena Mattsson

Iron Man 2

Katie Cleary

Iron Man 2

Anya Monzikova

Iron Man 2

Regina Hall

Death At A Funeral

Anna Mouglalis

Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky

Monique Ganderton

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Monique Ganderton

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Yaya Dacosta

The Kids Are Alirght

Yasmine Garbi

The Girl Who Played With Fire

Stephanie Szostak

Dinner For Schmucks

Sharni Vinson

Step-Up 3-D

Teairra Mari

Lottery Ticket

Jacinta Stapleton

(not in) Animal Kingdom

Jessica Mauboy

Bran Nue Dae

Brenda Song

The Social Network

Felisha Terrell (not Owens)

The Social Network

Caitlin Gerard

The Social Network

Sasha Barrese

Let Me In

Ophelia Lovibond

Nowhere Boy

Mylène Jampanoï

Hereafter

Moran Atias

The Next Three Days

Jamie Winstone, again

Made In Dagenham

Janet Montgomery

Black Swan

Laura Bent

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Anna Hardwick

Casino Jack

Kate Easton

Love & Other Drugs

Beau Garrett

TRON: Legacy

The Shannon Twins

Somewhere

Lauren Hastings

Somewhere

Nicole Trunfio

Somewhere

Libby Mintz

Somewhere

Elle Fanning

Somewhere

Olga Fonda

Little Fockers

Lesley Manville

Another Year

Josh Gad

Love & Other Drugs

Hendrik von Bültzingslöwen

Soul Kitchen