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03. May, 2010 
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The Losers
Boys Just Want to Have Gun
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
THE LOSERS ARE NOT LOSERS!!!!! They are winners!!!!! Trailer makes one think otherwise, and the cast of fake Javier Bardem, Stringer Bell, annoying pretty white guy and Jason Patric don’ts exactly scream masterpiece, but the results are a crapsterpiece!!!! There be so many bad action movies with no sense of its own ridiculousnessness, but this one is a good action movie because it embraces its ridiculousnessness!!! And it has Zoe Saldana shaking her tail feather, and no one would ever say no to that!!!! And Óscar Jaenada is no one we’ve ever heard of before, but the passion and coolness he injects into his character gives the Dos Equis guy a run for his pesos as the most interesting man in the world!!!! It’s true!! Flick reminds us a lot of the dumb fun that was The Rundown, which was directed by Peter Berg, and he wrote the first draft of The Losers (based off the Vertigo comics), with polishing off work by Zodiac scribe James Vanderbilt!!! It was directed by Sylvain White, who first stomped yards with Stomp The Yard, and here he stomps balls with some help by his yard stomper Columbus Short!!!  There are worse ways to waste time. One of them is reading this review instead of seeing The Losers
We Have A Wiener!: we’ve already dedicated enuff TWS space to Zoe S, so here’s some love for one of the few other ladies that (briefly) appear in The Losers… that also happen to have pics up on their imdb profile
Debbie Ann Rivera, whomever the fork she is
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Losers be winning at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
