Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

yesterday our Thighs turned 6.  today we begins our march for 6 more, or maybe even 666 more.  who knows?  the Shadow does.  so does the Lord.   the Lord once said ‘the time has come to set aside childish things‘, but sometimes the Lord can be wrong, like when she picked Nevermind The Sandra Bullocks for Best Actress, when she shoulda been picked for most likely to be in some romantic comedy that we’d rather drink diarrhea in a NJ Turnpike tollboth than go and see it.  or was it the Shadow’s fault?  anywhoobuttstank, we will never set aside childish things, hispecially our ghettoloriousnessness kelsey grammar, but we vowed to make Thighs Wide Shut more aesthetically pleasing, and in turn, less yellow and less all around eyesore-y for you our dear readers and JO textperts.  so, here we are, love it or love it, this be the new and improved Thighs, with easier to search and navigate stuff and things, but still with all the same poorly written movie reviews and gigantic boobs from the UK trimmings you’ve cum to eggspect.  but before we leap forward, let’s look backwards on last year’s crap and shazta

the bacon explosion

Pieter Dirkx’ filming locations

‘Silent E’ on the Electric Company

Charlotte Allthetimes

NHL playas/entertainers switched @ birth thingies

Kill The Old Man From The Legend of Zelda

Mike Tyson vs Little Mac, round 2

Disney, the forefathers of recycling

Amber Heard’s  NSFW Informers scenes

(Never) Let My Cameron Go

‘He’s Behind You, He’s Got Swine Flu’

California Beach Feet

this may be a trap

Philo T Farnsworth Every Second

current pictures of the Washington Coliseum, site of the Beatles’ very first American concert

The 1954 Milan Indians, aka the real Hoosiers

Choose Your Own Adventure Books That Never Quite Made It

The Great Moon Hoax of 1835

Mama Cass sings her love for Hardee’s

1970s Era Ads Targeting African American Consumers

Live Free or Use Tokens

Jake Lloyd: Ten Years After Star Wars Ep One

Not The Cosbys XXX [NSFW]

Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked w/Unicorns

DuckTales is awesome!

ä, ë, ï, ö, ü & sömëtïmës ÿ

white girls doing impressions of Bill Cosby

Three Frames

‘Ass 2 Ass’ with you [empee3]

replacing Moira with Lara

I Me Nine


Time magazine mock-ups in movies

Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Liberty

conjoined twins post

the car that wasn’t there

Vicki Lawrence of A Labia


Astronaut, painting by Scott Listfield

Antichrist – antiwatchable

the roads of The Road

a marching band marches to the beat of the Numa Numa guy

Man Creates Pan Am Jet Cabin in Garage

boo to faux Cliff Engle sweaters

Stories Behind 10 Famous Food Logos

Neil Diamond covers Adam Sandler’s ‘The Chanukah Song’

Addams Family Invaluables

Pan Am’s Helvetica dreamtime

C-3POhhhhh snapedness

Nytol plus you equals Zzzzzzzzs

Museum of Modern Tweets

Morley Safer takes a look back at Andy Rooney’s career

Coppola Pachinko commercials

Bacon Cheese Turtleburger


Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!

we’d like to thank the tireless efforts and effarts of Gallop Pole Dancer, for installing all the new whells and bistles, and doing our bidding, and allowing us to feed him pastrami.  you sir have been officially knighted as a knight of the table of our round stomachs of the Kingdom of Thighland.  it’s only the 2732th highest honor, so don’t be that honor rolled

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5 Responses to “Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon”

  1. Navi the Terrible Bowler 09. Mar, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Love the new styles. Much less of an World Wide Web eyesore now. If only you could remove the Duke-bashing posts now...

  2. Love that you're keeping the retard in the helmet around the site.

  3. Remember the corn nuts next time.
    It'll make the boob shots that much tastier. We're partial to the BBQ & Ranch ones here at Thavage.

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