Thighs Wide Movies 2004
But We Go To Heleven
1) The Sea Inside
2) Hotel Rwanda
3) Million $$$ Baby
4) Closer
5) The Woodsman
6) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
7) Vera Drake
8) Napoleon Dynamite
9) Dig!
10) The Incredibles
11) Mayor of Sunsetstrip
Honorable Mentions: Harry Pots 3, Spidey 2, Ray, Kinsey, Mean Girls, Finding Neverland, Collateral, Valentin
Movie Awards
They Coulda Been A Contender
A Very Long Engagement &
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
How Is It Possible
That They Were Entertaining?
The Terminal & I, Robot
The Julia Roberts
Please Stop Acting Award
Reese Witherspoon &
Vince Vaughn
Best Tween Movie Not Starring
Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff
none
Biggest Tainting/Dicktease
On The Kingdom of Thighland
Bestestist Dakota Fanning Movie
Bestestist Movie Featuring
Dakota Fanning’s Lil Sis Elle
The Door In The Floor
The Samuel L Jackson Award
For Most Overused Actor (tie)
Don Cheadle & Jude Law,
with 6 movies each
Narliest Soundtrack
The Duke Blue Devils Most Overhyped
Wine Drinking Movie Award
The Gus van Sant
Most Pretentious/Wurstest Movie
Co-Starring Method Man
of the Year Award
Most Overlooked Movies of 2004 That Were
In Theaters 8 Seconds Longer Than 8 Seconds
We Don’t Live Here Anymore
Dig!
Code 46
The Emma Watson Future-Hotness Award
Emily Browning
Best Movies I Netlixed
Zardoz
Ali G Indahouse
THX 1138
Star 80
Harold and Maude
In This World &
Day for Night
Sweetest Napoleon Dynamite Line
‘How much you wanna make
a bet I can throw a football
over them mountains?‘
– Uncle Rico
M Night Shamalamadingdong’s
BratWurstest Twist of The Year
conning $114,195,633 out
of the American public
The Death to Smoochy Award
for Worstest Picture
of the Year (tie)
Beyond The Sea/Watchable
Van Helsucks
The Stepford Wives &
HellBoo
Movies To Look For in 2005
I, Gyromite
Super-Giraffe: The Movie
4 Fast, 4 Furious
Sky Captain vs The Day After Tomorrow
The Life Auto With Joe Isuzu
Nailing The Girl Next Door In The Floor
Check out what we thought of stuff in 2003 & 2002, pre TWS.org stizz.
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