Crap o’ Nine Tales

wow. 9 years of TWS

is this thing still on?

are you still here?

HAPPY 40th POPEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



1/8th Visible Boobs are the new side boobs


Donald Sutherland, 1970


dunaway post oscar

Merchandising Is Forever

An Inconvenient Ruth


abandoned West Side Highway

Nancy, still with us!!!!


Dome Piece of Work


wait, John Candy & Wayne Gretzky once co-owned the Toronto Argonauts????

WAIT, JOE E TATA (aka Nat from 90210′s The Peach Pit) was on TV’s BATMAN!??!?!?!?!

for the record, this is one of the greatest magazine covers of all time, cause it’s Andy Reid, and he’s fat and he’s in a ye olde patriot outfit, and that’s pretty much that

baseball card vandals 

Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Liberace & Wendi Richter = WrestleMania I!!!!!????!!!!!????!!!!!!



System The Gaming



ablixa zeta

Don’t You Want To Go Where The Rainbow Ends?

Thighs Wide Music 2012

Katniss & Peeta

Catshit on Pita


Remember Kenner (of Cincinnati)?

football bethune

what is left of the ‘Friendly Games’, Sarajevo 1984

Mammaries, Light The Corners of My Mind


Jennifer Sullins 

The That Guy To End All That Guys

Postcards From The Edgerton

Irony Eyes Cody


dude, Meg from Paperman is so hotttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies 2012

Styrofoaming At The Mouth II

cause there was sideboobs in aprons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rock Stars With Their Parents

Mr Ray’s Hair Weave

Gabbo Talks

80s McDonalds packaging is pretty much the bestest everest

And We Will Not Be Undersold!

The Disciples by James Mollison

Undecided Smokers

Daisy Shade of A Nuclear Winter

the only photos of the Titanic at sea that would survive the shipwreck

The Curious Case of The Death Star’s Buttons

America’s Favorite Foods, 1933


Forever Young MCA




Eight Is Not Enough

Seven Thighs For Unlucky Number Slevin Brothers

Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!


thanks you.  I do this for you, and for me, and for Moses

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4 Responses to “Crap o’ Nine Tales”

  1. picks and captions do not match; still enjoyed it

  2. Congratulations on nine years!

  3. Skyler braunstein 14. Mar, 2013 at 12:23 am

    Uncle Michael

    Congrats on nine years. My daddy solves your site. Can't wait to see you for my 4th birthday.

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