This Is List â€“ 2020

01. Jan, 2020 0 Comments

there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing…

OUT

IN

Adam Gase’s Gaze

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Adam Driver, Driver

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TikTok

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Tikki Tikki Tembo

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Baby Yoda

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Baby Hoda

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Lil Nas X’s
Â ‘Old Town Road’Â

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Li’l Abner’s
Â Dogpatch, USA

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Peloton girl

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Pelota girls

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The 2010s

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The 1020s

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Storm Area 51

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It’s Raining Heinz 57

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Ta-Nehisi Coates

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Tallahassee Coats

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David Keith

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Keith David

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Washington Nationals

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Warshington Natinals

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Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

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Olive Oyl Change

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Trust Exercises

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Misturst Jazzercise

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Miley & Liam

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Morton & Hayes

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Leaving Neverland

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Weaving Hugoland

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Adam Sandler
Dramas

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Adam Sandler Documentaries

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Momo Challenge

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Muumuu Challenge

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Disney+

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JoyÃ·Â

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Quid Pro Quo

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Pro Sonny Bono

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Flebag

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Le Bag

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A Very Brady Renovation

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A Very Cosby Demolition

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Rakuten

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Master Ebates

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License To Drive

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License Two Plate

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White Claw

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Dr Claw

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Mitch McConnell is Toby Turtle from Disney’s Robin Hood

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Mitch McConnell is Star Wars‘ Maz Kanata and her butthole eyes

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Megan Rapinoe

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Mega Wrap Strip

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The Mandalorian

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The Tan DeLoreanÂ

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Ozempic

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Try A Little Tenderness and a lot of Triaminic

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‘I heard you
paint houses’

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‘I heard you
garden hos’

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and hereâ€™s what wasÂ In Oder Aus in the â€™006,Â the â€™007,Â the â€™008,Â the â€™009,Â the ‘010, the ‘011,Â the ‘012,Â the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015, the ‘016, theÂ â€˜017, the ‘018Â and the ‘019

All Posts, Best of

Adam Driver, Adam Gase, David Keith, Hugo Weaving, Jai Alai, Keith David, Leaving Neverland, Peloton girl, This Is List

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This Is List – 2019

01. Jan, 2019 1 Comment

another year has passed gas, and what a wet fart 2018 was.Â Â The Washington PostÂ does an In/Out list thing, ushering what’s coming and what’s going in 2019, and we’ve been doing our own version of said list since 2006(!!!).Â our list is always IN!Â join IN the fun!

OUT

IN

The Mueller Report

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The Mullet Report

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Arianna & Pete

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Pete & Pete

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Instapot

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Slow Weed

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This Is Us

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Give Us Us Free

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The
Flyers’
Gritty

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The Steelers’ Itsy Bitsy
Teenie Weenie Yellow
Polkadot Bikini

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Sister Jean

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Parker Brothers

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Starbucks’Â Racial-Bias Education

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“I like my coffee like I like my women, black”

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Elon Musk

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Elon Cuffs

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Keith David

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David Keith

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Amazon HQ2

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Sears SixFtUnder

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Wild Wild Country

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‘Wild Wild Life‘

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The Conners

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The Donners

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Beto O’Rourke

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Beta O’Cam

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Yanny or Laurel

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Manny & Olga’s

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BlacKkKlansman

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White ZinfanDell Curry

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Midterm Elections

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Midwood Erections

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Tide POD Challenge

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listening to P.O.D. Challenge

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Les Moonves

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Moon Vests

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Brett Kavanaugh

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Sally Ann Cavanaugh

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The Romanoffs

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TheÂ Saxe-Coburg
and Gotha-ers

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Street Tacos

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SewerÂ Coq Au Vin

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‘GirlsÂ Like You’

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Weird Al’s ‘Girls Like Poop’

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MbappÃ©

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MMMBopÃ©

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resurgence ofÂ
Freddie Mercury
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resurgence of
Shreddy Mercury
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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Jennifer Taylor-Clarke

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Bert and Ernie are gay

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Bert and Ernie sleigh

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Three Identical Strangers

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Three Identical Perfect Strangers

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Hugh Dancy

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Hugh Dancey

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and hereâ€™s what wasÂ In Oder Aus in the â€™006,Â the â€™007,Â the â€™008,Â the â€™009,Â the ‘010, the ‘011,Â the ‘012,Â the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015, the ‘016, theÂ â€˜017, the ‘018

All Posts, Best of

Brett Kavanaugh, David Keith, Fletch, Gritty, Keith David, Robert Mueller, Sally Ann Cavanaugh, The Mueller Report, This Is List

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This Is List â€“ 2018

01. Jan, 2018 2 Comments

2017 was a Donald Dump of a year filled with lies, and not enough fries, and too many pregnantÂ Kardashians, and WAY too many asshole men with their grubby hands, but 2018 is gonna be nuttin but peaches and roses and FlonaseÂ®.Â I promise!Â The Washington PostÂ does a list thing,Â and we do too, cause if Star Wars can recycle itself and sh!t on itself, well, then we can recycle the Post‘s ideas and make our own poop jokes and such.Â and without further a poop…

OUT	IN
Fidget Spinner –	Thinner Gidget –
#MeToo –	Us3 –
Cardi B –	Bacardi L. Jackson –
Halo Top –	Horny Bottoms [NSFW] –
Ties To Russia –	Russian Ties –
Judge Roy Moore –	MoreÂ Judge Reinhold –
Baby Bombers –	Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers –
Being Dragged Off Planes –	Being A Draggin’ Lady –
David Keith –	Keith David –
‘Despacito’ –	‘This Burrito’ –
Papa John –	Mama Joan –
Young Sheldon –	My Two Beckys –
140 Characters –	WD-40Â® Characteristics –
Replaced By Christopher Plummer –	Â Dismembered By Professor Plum –
Meghan Markle –	Mr Sparkle –
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel –	Marvelous Marvin Hagler –
Fyre Festival –	Barbed Wire Festival –
DACA –	Joe E. Tata –
Oscar Mix-Up –	<span data-mce-type="bookmark" style="display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;" class="mce_SELRES_start">ï»¿</span> Oscar Mayer Remix –
Male Rompers –	Samuel Gompers –
Farm-to-Table Restaurants –	Foot-and-Mouth Disease Cooking –
Solar Eclipse –	Diego Luna’s Lips –
Last Week Tonight –	Today’s Spicial –
Salvator Mundi –	Ki-Adi-Mundi –
Cauliflower Everything –	Calla Lily Sandwiches –
The Mooch –	The Gooch –
Taking A Knee –	Baking A Knee –

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and hereâ€™s what wasÂ In Oder Aus in the â€™006,Â the â€™007,Â the â€™008,Â the â€™009,Â the ‘010, the ‘011,Â the ‘012,Â the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015, the ‘016, the ‘017

All Posts, Best of

Baking A Knee, Christopher Plummer, David Keith, Gidget, Keith David, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Oscar Mayer, Professor Plum, Salvator Mundi, Taking A Knee, This Is List

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This Is List – 2017

01. Jan, 2017 2 Comments

you know the drill – 2016 was all Tronald Dump, and Gigi Hadonâ€™t and bunch of other garbage szauce, but 2017 is gonna be different, and amazing, and awesome szauce. Â There may be some KKK, but don’t worry, everything will be A-OKKKK. Â How do we know? Â We juss do. Â Anywho,Â The Washington PostÂ does a list thing,Â and so do we, cause oldÂ rabbits cry bards…

OUT	IN
Celebrity Deaths –	Celery Chefs –
Feel The Bern –	Peel The Perm –
Netflix &Â Chill –	DQ’s Grill & Chill –
Fake News –	Fake Mews –
High Ponytails –	High Ponies –
Believeland –	San DiegBLOWS –
The Mannequin Challenge –	Mannequin Three: For The Show –
Gene Wilder –	Gene Milder –
Keith David –	David Keith –
The Killing of Harambe –	Death to the word ‘Bae’ –
Zika –	FIKA –
Galaxy Note 7 Explosions –	*Murder She Wrote* ‘Northern Explosion’ –
CAPTCHAs –	Gotcha! –
Crying Jordan –	Â Crying Neil Jordan –
Westworld –	Vestworld –
Liberal Bubble –	Puzzle Bobble –
Leslie Jones –	Joan Leslie –
Carpool Karaoke –	Rideshare Harakiri –
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Moving To Canada –	Gluing FromÂ Canada –
Russian Hackers –	Russian Lacquer –
‘Cake By The Ocean’ –	Cakes by Laotians –
Ken Bone –	Ben KonÃ© –
Chewbacca Mom –	Mom Calamari –
Fuller House –	Perfecter Strangerers –
PokÃ©mon GO –	Poke, Go Away! –
Squad Goals –	Squat Goats –

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and hereâ€™s what wasÂ In Oder Aus in the â€™006,Â the â€™007,Â the â€™008,Â the â€™009,Â the ‘010, the ‘011,Â the ‘012,Â the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015, the ‘016

All Posts, Best of

Â¯\_(ãƒ„)_/Â¯, celery, Chewbacca, Chewbacca Mom, Crying Jordan, David Keith, In and Out, In List, In or Out, Keith David, Mom Calamari, Mon Calamari, My Little Pony, Neil Jordan, Out List, This Is List, This Is List 2017

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This Is List – 2016

29. Dec, 2015 1 Comment

you know the drill – 2015 was all Kylie and Kylo and Kenny G, and 2016 is gonna be KKK free. Â How do we know? Â We juss do. Â Anywho,Â The Washington PostÂ does a list thing,Â and so do we, cause old habits fry lard…

OUT	IN
Kristaps Porzingis –	Please Stop Bazinga –
TheÂ Dress is Black & Blue –	The Chest is Peach &Â Huge –
The Danish Girl –	Muffin Tops –
Grantland –	Hooverville –
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‘Uptown Funk’ –	Downtown Gunk –
Robert Durst’s twitches –	Fred Durst’sÂ Twitch –
Who Are Rey’s Parents? –	Hugh Flung Pu –
David Keith –	Keith David –
Deflategate –	Inflategate –
Brian Williams’ Lies –	Brian Williams’ Thighs –
‘Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)’ –	Watch MeÂ Eat Miracle Whip Mayonnaise –
American Pharoah –	Hong Kongese Jermajesty –
Go Set a Watchman –	Go Get A Watchman –
the new Hamburglar –	the old Professor –
Ashley Madison Cheats –	Mashley Adison Beats –
Lifehacks –	*Freejack* –
Apple Watch –	Lemon Clock –
ChappieÂ Chanukah –	Johnny 5 de Mayo –
Donald Trump –	Tronald Dump –
Pizza Rat –	Sushi Cat –
El Chapo –	El Guapo –
Gigi Hadid –	Gigi Hadon’t –
Snapchat –	Nap Hat –
The Confederate Flag –	‘Confederate Fag‘ –
Coloring Books for Adults –	The Complete Idiot’s Guide for Dummies –
Black Lives Matter –	The Black (Neil) DiamondÂ Lives –

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and hereâ€™s what wasÂ In Oder Aus in the â€™006,Â the â€™007,Â the â€™008,Â the â€™009,Â the ‘010, the ‘011,Â the ‘012,Â the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015

All Posts, Best of

2015, 2016, Bazinga, Chappie Chanukah, David Keith, Go Set a Watchman, In and Out, In or Out, Johnny 5, Johnny 5 de Mayo, Keith David, Kristaps Porzingis, Short Circuit, Sony, Sony Watchman, The Big Bang Theory, This Is List, Watchman

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OUT

IN

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Adam Driver, Driver

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TikTok

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Baby Yoda

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Lil Nas X’sÂ ‘Old Town Road’Â

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Li’l Abner’sÂ Dogpatch, USA

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Peloton girl

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The 2010s

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Storm Area 51

–

–

Ta-Nehisi Coates

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–

–

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Washington Nationals

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Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

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Olive Oyl Change

–

–

Misturst Jazzercise

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Miley & Liam

–

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Leaving Neverland

–

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Adam Sandler Dramas

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Momo Challenge

–

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Disney+

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Quid Pro Quo

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Flebag

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A Very Brady Renovation

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Rakuten

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–

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White Claw

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Mitch McConnell is Toby Turtle from Disney’s Robin Hood

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Megan Rapinoe

–

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The Mandalorian

–

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Lil Nas X’s
Â ‘Old Town Road’Â

Li’l Abner’s
Â Dogpatch, USA

Adam Sandler
Dramas

The
Flyers’
Gritty

The Steelers’ Itsy Bitsy
Teenie Weenie Yellow
Polkadot Bikini