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This Is List – 2014

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse.  anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year

 

OUT

IN

selfies
Selfies
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shelfies
Shelfies
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Room 237
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Room 238
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Harlem Shake
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Bronx Malt
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Despising Ben Affleck
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Despising Ben Affleck
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1 eight boobs
1/8th Visible Boobs
 
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wonder woman
3/8th Visible Boobs
in an invisible plane
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Cronuts
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Bronuts
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Pleaves
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Plaves
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Kate Upton’s body
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Fred Upton’s body of work
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David Keith
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Keith David
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The Desolation
of Smaug
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The Domination
of Zog
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Yeezus
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Knowses
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Mayor Bloomberg
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Mayor McCheese
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Edward Snowden
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Snowed Inn Bed & Breakfast
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 palin
Sarah Palin
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 palan
Sara Palan
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Blockbuster Video
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Cartrivision
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Ray Donovan
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Donovan Ray
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Bacon
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BaccOff
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Gatsby
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Zaxby’s
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The Walrus Was This
Andy Reid Baby

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karl walrus
The Walrus Was
Karl Malden

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#ThrowbackThursday
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#ThrowupThursday
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Top Chef
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Topless Chef
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racist Redskins
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Simply Red’s bassist
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Carlos Danger
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Sir Reginald Safety III
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orange is the new black
Orange Is The
New Black

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orange face
Orangeface is the
new Blackface

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JFGay
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RFGay [NSFW]
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Doritos Locos
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Utz Slutz
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Tony Romo,
Choke Artist

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 Tony Santavicca,
Sandwich Artist
!

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and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012 & the ‘013

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This Is List – 2013

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn

OUT

IN


McKayla is not impressed

 


Willie McGee knows you farted

 

Binders Full of Women jokes

 

any other kind of jokes

 

Kanye’s DONDA

 

Peter Fonda’s Bridget

 

Star Wars VII

 

Cowboys & Aliens -1

 

fugazi
This Is Not A Fugazi Shirt

 

benghazi shirt
This Is A Benghazi Shirt

 

Argo Fuck Yourself

 

Go Fuck Yourself Ben Affleck [NSFW]

 

Large Soda Ban

 

Large Marge BAND-AID®s

 

Pinterest

 

 

Still Not Interested In Harold Pinter 

 


Keith David

 


David Keith

 

Gangnam Style

 

Graham Greene Style 

George McGovern

 

Mick George Construction

 

Fresco Jesus

 

Frisco’s Moses Limos

 

Honey Boo Boo

 

Jonah Bobo

 

 
Higgs boson

 

 
Bothan Spies

 

Jocking Joss Whedon

 

Flossing with Wil Wheaton

 

Ai Weiwei

 

Miuzi Weighs A Ton

 

Elite Quaterbacks

 

Elite Quarter Pounders

 

Senkaku Islands dispute

 

Temptation Island redux

 


Katniss & Peeta

 


Catshit on Pita

 

Fiscal Cliff

 

Schuyler Fisk Eating Clif Bars

 

Sesame Chicken Friday

 

General Tso’s Chicken Thursday

 

Clint Eastwood talking to a chair

 

Clint Eastwood boning Cher

 

48fps

 

Feel-Around 


Fifty Shades of Grey

 


Fifty+ Years of Jennifer Grey

 

Zou Bisou Bisou

 

Steve Zissou Kissing Bijou Phillips at the Zoo

 

Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen and Bar

 

The Girl, Interrupted Cafe & Buffet

 

Danica McKellar The Mathematician   Fruit Pie The Magician (HE’S COMING BACK YO!)

 

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011 and the ‘012

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Extremely Cloud & Incredibly Atlased

Cloud Atlas
Some Cirrus-ious Stuff!!!
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 172 min

Tom Tykwer & the Wachowski Brothers/Sisters took some unfilmable book and made a film out of it.  It’s ambitious, and it’s delicious.  There are 6 stories and they are sorta connected cause they tell us that they are, and cause a bunch of actors are each playing a role (sometimes in dreadful prosthetics & make-up) in all 6 stories.  The sextet doesn’t exactly add up to something monumental and profound, but the sum of its parts are quite sum-thing, and there is nary a dull moment to be found in.  Plus it’s better than Speed Racer!!!

Instead of reviewing it as a whole, we’re gonna review its pieces, in pieces.  PIECE OUT, YO!

Story 1 - Jim Sturgess is Seasick & Sick of Slavery

Easily the weakest of the 6 stories, cause mainly it involves watching Jim Sturgess vomiting on a boat, while his newly found/freed slave pal David Gyasi proves he’s a man just like white people!  Zzzzzz

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

 

Story 2 - Ben Whishaw Is A Repressed Gay Musician

If there was a movie where Ben Whishaw was talking and smoking non-stop, I’d see it 90000 times.  His voice is 2nd to NONE, and his smoking is, I dunno, but sometimes that voice needs to take a rest, and he looks so cool when he smokes!  In this story he’s a gay guy who dreams of being an important composer.  He starts working for some old composer who can’t fully compose anymore cause he’s old.  They work well together until they don’t.  When Ben isn’t composing music, he’s composing totally gay letters to his gay love Sixsmith (James D’Arcy), who gayly reads them.  It’s all totally gay AND straight, and a gay ole time.  It was like watching The Hours, but actually not boring

Verdictgo: Jeepers MOS DEFFFFFF Worth A Peepers

 

Story 3 - Halle Berry Is A Foxy Woodward & Bernstein

It’s the 70s, and you know this cause everything’s mustard or brown colored.  It’s true, cause that’s what movies about the 70s do.  Halle Berry has some hot info from Ben Whishaw’s gay lover that some nuclear power plant is up to no good. The plant is run by Hugh Grant, and lemme tell you, out of all the actors playing 239288 roles in this movie, Hugh Grant does the bestest work, and shows more range in this movie that he has as a fop in 3992929 foppish British rom-coms.  HOLLYWÜRST – LET HUGH GRANT BE IN EVERYTHING!!  Anywho, the nuclear power plant don’t take kindly to a nosy reporter and sh!t goes down, like attempted murders AND murders!  Keith David is in it, but not David Keith

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

 

Story 4 – Jim Broadbent Flies Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

This is the most pointless story out of the 6, but it’s actually the most funest!  Jim Broadbent is a publisher, and after some stuff happens, including a ghetto Tom Hanks doing ghetto stuff, Broady is sent to an old age home that he can’t get out of.  To make matters worse, he’s constantly being harassed by the old age home’s lady nurse played by Hugo Weaving, thus proving that Hugo Weaving can play an asshole in any sex, color or creed.  Anywho, Jimmy wants to escape and finds other people who want to do the same thing, and that’s kinda that with this, and it’s the funest!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

 

Story 5 – Doona Bae Is A Hot Korean Slave Clone With Bobbed Hair!!!

Dude, Doona Bae needs to be my wife.  She is so hot, as a clone slave with bobbed hair who serves food.  This story is THE creme of the da la soul creme.  It makes me want to creme all over myself.  And it’s the best of the six not just cause there’s bobbed Korean clone slaves serving food, but cause there’s a really cool tale in here and it could work as its own movie, and we wish it was its own movie, cause then there’d be a whole movie of Doona Bae with a bob serving food!  But she doesn’t just serve food.  She’s a clove slave with thoughts AND feelings, and those thoughts and feelings may juss spark a revolution!!!!

VerdictgoBREAST IN SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Story 6 – Mad Hanks Beyond Thunderdome

The world has been destroyed and apparently the survivors are either tribesman that are scary or white people who speak jive just like in Airplane!.  No, really.  Tom Hanks speaks jive.  So does Susan Sarandon.  It’s laughable for about 2 minutes, but then it gets kinda interesting when future sexy Halle Berry shows up and needs Hanks’ help to do stuff.  This was one of the more intriguing stories, but one of the ones that we understood the least.  Maybe cause our brain kept wanting to see more of the Korean bobbed beauty!!!!

Verdictgo:  Jeepers Worth A Peepers

OVERALL Verdictgo:  Jeepers MOS DEFFFFFF Worth A Peepers

Atlas maps it up in a theater near jews TODAY!

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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This Is List: 2012

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2012, and beyondce…

OUT IN

Kardashians

 

Calrissians

 

Tebowing  Bilbo Baggins’d 
What About Bobbed?  What About Watermelon? 
Adele  Bdele 

Anthony Weiner

 

John Cocktosten

 

North Korea

 

West Korea

 

Amanda Knox

 

Amanda Knox’ Knockers

 

SMiLE

 

FRoWN

 

David Keith

 

Keith David

 

The Arab Spring

 

An Arab Remake of Sprung

 

Nostalgia

 

Yestalgia

 

basketball on
aircraft carriers

 

jai alai
on hovercrafts

 

being compared
to Hitler

 

being compared
to Houghton Mifflin

 

Dragon Tattoos

 

Pete’s Dragon Tattoos

 

Godfather’s Pizza

 

Dogfather Hot Dogs

 

Quickster

 

Slowster

 

Steve Jobs

 

Steve Unemployeds

 

Words With Friends

 

Winwood & Friends

 

Silent Films

 

Ceylon Films

 

Louis CK

 

BK Dymacels

 

Skinny Jonah Hill

 

Jonah Hill’s Skin Flute

 

Sleep No More

 

Awake Yes Less

 

Casey Anthony

 

Casey Siemaszko

 

Occupy Wall Street

 

Rockupy Hollywood & Vine

 

Bridesmaids

 

Chi McBride‘s Maids

 

Osama bin Laden

 

Coleslama bin Laden

 

Winning

 

Whinnying

 

Kepler-22b Jokes

 

Uranus Jokes

 

Penn State
Inappropriate Touching

 

Penn State Penitentiary
Inappropriate Touching

 

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006, the ’007, the ’008the ’009, the ‘010, and the ‘011

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This Is List: 2011

any similarities between the Washington Post’s In & Out list is purely poorincidental…

OUT


IN


Tron Guy

Zardoz Girl

Rex Ryan’s Ego

Rex Reed’s Id

Sh!t My Dad Says

Sh!ts Celebs Take

Eyjafjallajökull

Chiwetel Ejiofor

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

Don’t Ask Speak & Spell

LeBron’s Decision

Rerun’s Precision

Boston Accents

Ballston Accents

Zach Galifianakis

George Papadapolis

Keith David

David Keith

Trapped Miners

Trapper Keepers

TSA Pat-Downs

T & A Rub-Downs

‘featuring Nicki Minaj’

‘featuring Mickey Rooney’

Vuvuzelas

Mummenschanz

I’m With Coco

I’m Masturbating
With Cocoa Butter

Nancy Pelosi

Yancey Thigpen

Bedbugs Outbreak

Outbreak Steakhouse

Larry King Live

Larry King Dead

Release The Kraken

Don’t Release
Clash of The Titans 2

Sasha Grey’s Hairy Bush

Sasha Grey’s Hairy Brush

Brian Wilson’s Beard

Brian Wilson’s Beard

Stieg Larsson

Gary Larson

Memory Freaks

Mammary Freaks

Steven Slater

Helen Slater

Top Kill

Top Cat

Preventing Forest Fires

Preventing Forest Whitaker

James Franco, All-American

Franco-American

FAIL Blog

Frail Blog

Meg Whitman’s Warchest

Meg White’s Chest

Locavores

Lark Voorhies’ Whores

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ‘006, the ‘007, the ‘008,  the ‘009 & the ‘010

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