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This Is List – 2016

you know the drill – 2015 was all Kylie and Kylo and Kenny G, and 2016 is gonna be KKK free.  How do we know?  We juss do.  Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause old habits fry lard…




Kristaps Porzingis
Please Stop Bazinga
The Dress
is Black & Blue

The Chest
is Peach & Huge

The Danish Girl
Muffin Tops
crying laughting emoji
egg fli[egg fli[egg fli[
‘Uptown Funk’
Downtown Gunk
Robert Durst’s twitches
Fred Durst’s Twitch
Who Are Rey’s Parents?
Hugh Flung Pu

David Keith

Keith David
Brian Williams’ Lies
Brian Williams’ Thighs
‘Watch Me
(Whip/Nae Nae)’

Watch Me Eat Miracle
Whip Mayonnaise
American Pharoah
Hong Kongese Jermajesty
set a watcvhman

Go Set a Watchman

watchman sony

Go Get A Watchman

the new Hamburglar
the old Professor
Ashley Madison Cheats
Mashley Adison Beats
Apple Watch
Lemon Clock
chappie chanuikah
Chappie Chanukah
johhny 5
Johnny 5 de Mayo
Donald Trump
Tronald Dump
Pizza Rat
Sushi Cat
El Chapo
El Guapo
Gigi Hadid
Gigi Hadon’t
nap hat
Nap Hat
The Confederate Flag
Confederate Fag
Coloring Books
for Adults

The Complete Idiot’s
Guide for Dummies

Black Lives

The Black (Neil)

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015


This Is List – 2015

you know the drill – 2014 was so 1014, and 2015 is so gonna be as awesome as 2112 will be.  Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause the lord commands it…




ice bucket
The Ice
Bucket Challenge

lice bucket
The Lice
Bucket Challenge

Meghan Trainor
Tranny Meagan
The The
3 breasts
Three Breasts
six breasts
Six Breasts
Mensch on a Bench
Rat On A Cat
Warby Parker
Furby Frames

Keith David

David Keith
Pharrell’s Hat
Farrell’s Hats
Serial Podcast
Cereal Podcast
Ferguson Unrest
 furgeson clarissa
Ferguson Well Dressed
World Cup Fever
Cup Noodles Indigestion
Craft Beers
Daft Fears
Missing Planes
Dissing Plane Geometry
Kale Caesar
Randall Tex Cobb Salad
Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb Salad
Seth Rogen
Count Rugen
Fcuk You, Pay Me
The Fault in Our Stars
The Fault in Our Czars
Conchita Wurst
Ahmed Best
flat chested
Flat Tits, Ahhhh
The Internet

Rumors On
The Internets

Bill Cosby
Cill Bosby
Children’s Books
Written by Celebrities
 Celebrities Written
by Children’s Books

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012the ‘013, the ‘014


This Is List – 2014

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse.  anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year




Room 237
Room 238
Harlem Shake
Bronx Malt
Despising Ben Affleck
Despising Ben Affleck
1 eight boobs
1/8th Visible Boobs
wonder woman
3/8th Visible Boobs
in an invisible plane
Kate Upton’s body
Fred Upton’s body of work

David Keith

Keith David
The Desolation
of Smaug
The Domination
of Zog
Mayor Bloomberg
Mayor McCheese
Edward Snowden
Snowed Inn Bed & Breakfast
Sarah Palin
Sara Palan
Blockbuster Video
Ray Donovan
Donovan Ray

The Walrus Was This
Andy Reid Baby

karl walrus
The Walrus Was
Karl Malden

Top Chef
Topless Chef
racist Redskins
Simply Red’s bassist
Carlos Danger
Sir Reginald Safety III
orange is the new black
Orange Is The
New Black

orange face
Orangeface is the
new Blackface

Doritos Locos
Utz Slutz
Tony Romo,
Choke Artist

 Tony Santavicca,
Sandwich Artist

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012 & the ‘013


This Is List – 2013

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn



McKayla is not impressed


Willie McGee knows you farted


Binders Full of Women jokes


any other kind of jokes


Kanye’s DONDA


Peter Fonda’s Bridget


Star Wars VII


Cowboys & Aliens -1


This Is Not A Fugazi Shirt


benghazi shirt
This Is A Benghazi Shirt


Argo Fuck Yourself


Go Fuck Yourself Ben Affleck [NSFW]


Large Soda Ban


Large Marge BAND-AID®s





Still Not Interested In Harold Pinter 


Keith David


David Keith


Gangnam Style


Graham Greene Style 

George McGovern


Mick George Construction


Fresco Jesus


Frisco’s Moses Limos


Honey Boo Boo


Jonah Bobo


Higgs boson


Bothan Spies


Jocking Joss Whedon


Flossing with Wil Wheaton


Ai Weiwei


Miuzi Weighs A Ton


Elite Quaterbacks


Elite Quarter Pounders


Senkaku Islands dispute


Temptation Island redux


Katniss & Peeta


Catshit on Pita


Fiscal Cliff


Schuyler Fisk Eating Clif Bars


Sesame Chicken Friday


General Tso’s Chicken Thursday


Clint Eastwood talking to a chair


Clint Eastwood boning Cher





Fifty Shades of Grey


Fifty+ Years of Jennifer Grey


Zou Bisou Bisou


Steve Zissou Kissing Bijou Phillips at the Zoo


Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen and Bar


The Girl, Interrupted Cafe & Buffet


Danica McKellar The Mathematician   Fruit Pie The Magician (HE’S COMING BACK YO!)


and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011 and the ‘012


Extremely Cloud & Incredibly Atlased

Cloud Atlas
Some Cirrus-ious Stuff!!!
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 172 min

Tom Tykwer & the Wachowski Brothers/Sisters took some unfilmable book and made a film out of it.  It’s ambitious, and it’s delicious.  There are 6 stories and they are sorta connected cause they tell us that they are, and cause a bunch of actors are each playing a role (sometimes in dreadful prosthetics & make-up) in all 6 stories.  The sextet doesn’t exactly add up to something monumental and profound, but the sum of its parts are quite sum-thing, and there is nary a dull moment to be found in.  Plus it’s better than Speed Racer!!!

Instead of reviewing it as a whole, we’re gonna review its pieces, in pieces.  PIECE OUT, YO!

Story 1 – Jim Sturgess is Seasick & Sick of Slavery

Easily the weakest of the 6 stories, cause mainly it involves watching Jim Sturgess vomiting on a boat, while his newly found/freed slave pal David Gyasi proves he’s a man just like white people!  Zzzzzz

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges


Story 2 – Ben Whishaw Is A Repressed Gay Musician

If there was a movie where Ben Whishaw was talking and smoking non-stop, I’d see it 90000 times.  His voice is 2nd to NONE, and his smoking is, I dunno, but sometimes that voice needs to take a rest, and he looks so cool when he smokes!  In this story he’s a gay guy who dreams of being an important composer.  He starts working for some old composer who can’t fully compose anymore cause he’s old.  They work well together until they don’t.  When Ben isn’t composing music, he’s composing totally gay letters to his gay love Sixsmith (James D’Arcy), who gayly reads them.  It’s all totally gay AND straight, and a gay ole time.  It was like watching The Hours, but actually not boring

Verdictgo: Jeepers MOS DEFFFFFF Worth A Peepers


Story 3 – Halle Berry Is A Foxy Woodward & Bernstein

It’s the 70s, and you know this cause everything’s mustard or brown colored.  It’s true, cause that’s what movies about the 70s do.  Halle Berry has some hot info from Ben Whishaw’s gay lover that some nuclear power plant is up to no good. The plant is run by Hugh Grant, and lemme tell you, out of all the actors playing 239288 roles in this movie, Hugh Grant does the bestest work, and shows more range in this movie that he has as a fop in 3992929 foppish British rom-coms.  HOLLYWÜRST – LET HUGH GRANT BE IN EVERYTHING!!  Anywho, the nuclear power plant don’t take kindly to a nosy reporter and sh!t goes down, like attempted murders AND murders!  Keith David is in it, but not David Keith

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers


Story 4 – Jim Broadbent Flies Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

This is the most pointless story out of the 6, but it’s actually the most funest!  Jim Broadbent is a publisher, and after some stuff happens, including a ghetto Tom Hanks doing ghetto stuff, Broady is sent to an old age home that he can’t get out of.  To make matters worse, he’s constantly being harassed by the old age home’s lady nurse played by Hugo Weaving, thus proving that Hugo Weaving can play an asshole in any sex, color or creed.  Anywho, Jimmy wants to escape and finds other people who want to do the same thing, and that’s kinda that with this, and it’s the funest!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers


Story 5 – Doona Bae Is A Hot Korean Slave Clone With Bobbed Hair!!!

Dude, Doona Bae needs to be my wife.  She is so hot, as a clone slave with bobbed hair who serves food.  This story is THE creme of the da la soul creme.  It makes me want to creme all over myself.  And it’s the best of the six not just cause there’s bobbed Korean clone slaves serving food, but cause there’s a really cool tale in here and it could work as its own movie, and we wish it was its own movie, cause then there’d be a whole movie of Doona Bae with a bob serving food!  But she doesn’t just serve food.  She’s a clove slave with thoughts AND feelings, and those thoughts and feelings may juss spark a revolution!!!!

VerdictgoBREAST IN SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Story 6 – Mad Hanks Beyond Thunderdome

The world has been destroyed and apparently the survivors are either tribesman that are scary or white people who speak jive just like in Airplane!.  No, really.  Tom Hanks speaks jive.  So does Susan Sarandon.  It’s laughable for about 2 minutes, but then it gets kinda interesting when future sexy Halle Berry shows up and needs Hanks’ help to do stuff.  This was one of the more intriguing stories, but one of the ones that we understood the least.  Maybe cause our brain kept wanting to see more of the Korean bobbed beauty!!!!

Verdictgo:  Jeepers Worth A Peepers

OVERALL Verdictgo:  Jeepers MOS DEFFFFFF Worth A Peepers

Atlas maps it up in a theater near jews TODAY!

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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