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This Is List – 2014

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse.  anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year




Room 237
Room 238
Harlem Shake
Bronx Malt
Despising Ben Affleck
Despising Ben Affleck
1 eight boobs
1/8th Visible Boobs
wonder woman
3/8th Visible Boobs
in an invisible plane
Kate Upton’s body
Fred Upton’s body of work

David Keith

Keith David
The Desolation
of Smaug
The Domination
of Zog
Mayor Bloomberg
Mayor McCheese
Edward Snowden
Snowed Inn Bed & Breakfast
Sarah Palin
Sara Palan
Blockbuster Video
Ray Donovan
Donovan Ray

The Walrus Was This
Andy Reid Baby

karl walrus
The Walrus Was
Karl Malden

Top Chef
Topless Chef
racist Redskins
Simply Red’s bassist
Carlos Danger
Sir Reginald Safety III
orange is the new black
Orange Is The
New Black

orange face
Orangeface is the
new Blackface

Doritos Locos
Utz Slutz
Tony Romo,
Choke Artist

 Tony Santavicca,
Sandwich Artist


and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012 & the ‘013


This Is List – 2013

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn



McKayla is not impressed


Willie McGee knows you farted


Binders Full of Women jokes


any other kind of jokes


Kanye’s DONDA


Peter Fonda’s Bridget


Star Wars VII


Cowboys & Aliens -1


This Is Not A Fugazi Shirt


benghazi shirt
This Is A Benghazi Shirt


Argo Fuck Yourself


Go Fuck Yourself Ben Affleck [NSFW]


Large Soda Ban


Large Marge BAND-AID®s





Still Not Interested In Harold Pinter 


Keith David


David Keith


Gangnam Style


Graham Greene Style 

George McGovern


Mick George Construction


Fresco Jesus


Frisco’s Moses Limos


Honey Boo Boo


Jonah Bobo


Higgs boson


Bothan Spies


Jocking Joss Whedon


Flossing with Wil Wheaton


Ai Weiwei


Miuzi Weighs A Ton


Elite Quaterbacks


Elite Quarter Pounders


Senkaku Islands dispute


Temptation Island redux


Katniss & Peeta


Catshit on Pita


Fiscal Cliff


Schuyler Fisk Eating Clif Bars


Sesame Chicken Friday


General Tso’s Chicken Thursday


Clint Eastwood talking to a chair


Clint Eastwood boning Cher





Fifty Shades of Grey


Fifty+ Years of Jennifer Grey


Zou Bisou Bisou


Steve Zissou Kissing Bijou Phillips at the Zoo


Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen and Bar


The Girl, Interrupted Cafe & Buffet


Danica McKellar The Mathematician   Fruit Pie The Magician (HE’S COMING BACK YO!)


and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011 and the ‘012


Extremely Cloud & Incredibly Atlased

Cloud Atlas
Some Cirrus-ious Stuff!!!
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 172 min

Tom Tykwer & the Wachowski Brothers/Sisters took some unfilmable book and made a film out of it.  It’s ambitious, and it’s delicious.  There are 6 stories and they are sorta connected cause they tell us that they are, and cause a bunch of actors are each playing a role (sometimes in dreadful prosthetics & make-up) in all 6 stories.  The sextet doesn’t exactly add up to something monumental and profound, but the sum of its parts are quite sum-thing, and there is nary a dull moment to be found in.  Plus it’s better than Speed Racer!!!

Instead of reviewing it as a whole, we’re gonna review its pieces, in pieces.  PIECE OUT, YO!

Story 1 - Jim Sturgess is Seasick & Sick of Slavery

Easily the weakest of the 6 stories, cause mainly it involves watching Jim Sturgess vomiting on a boat, while his newly found/freed slave pal David Gyasi proves he’s a man just like white people!  Zzzzzz

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges


Story 2 - Ben Whishaw Is A Repressed Gay Musician

If there was a movie where Ben Whishaw was talking and smoking non-stop, I’d see it 90000 times.  His voice is 2nd to NONE, and his smoking is, I dunno, but sometimes that voice needs to take a rest, and he looks so cool when he smokes!  In this story he’s a gay guy who dreams of being an important composer.  He starts working for some old composer who can’t fully compose anymore cause he’s old.  They work well together until they don’t.  When Ben isn’t composing music, he’s composing totally gay letters to his gay love Sixsmith (James D’Arcy), who gayly reads them.  It’s all totally gay AND straight, and a gay ole time.  It was like watching The Hours, but actually not boring

Verdictgo: Jeepers MOS DEFFFFFF Worth A Peepers


Story 3 - Halle Berry Is A Foxy Woodward & Bernstein

It’s the 70s, and you know this cause everything’s mustard or brown colored.  It’s true, cause that’s what movies about the 70s do.  Halle Berry has some hot info from Ben Whishaw’s gay lover that some nuclear power plant is up to no good. The plant is run by Hugh Grant, and lemme tell you, out of all the actors playing 239288 roles in this movie, Hugh Grant does the bestest work, and shows more range in this movie that he has as a fop in 3992929 foppish British rom-coms.  HOLLYWÜRST – LET HUGH GRANT BE IN EVERYTHING!!  Anywho, the nuclear power plant don’t take kindly to a nosy reporter and sh!t goes down, like attempted murders AND murders!  Keith David is in it, but not David Keith

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers


Story 4 – Jim Broadbent Flies Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

This is the most pointless story out of the 6, but it’s actually the most funest!  Jim Broadbent is a publisher, and after some stuff happens, including a ghetto Tom Hanks doing ghetto stuff, Broady is sent to an old age home that he can’t get out of.  To make matters worse, he’s constantly being harassed by the old age home’s lady nurse played by Hugo Weaving, thus proving that Hugo Weaving can play an asshole in any sex, color or creed.  Anywho, Jimmy wants to escape and finds other people who want to do the same thing, and that’s kinda that with this, and it’s the funest!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers


Story 5 – Doona Bae Is A Hot Korean Slave Clone With Bobbed Hair!!!

Dude, Doona Bae needs to be my wife.  She is so hot, as a clone slave with bobbed hair who serves food.  This story is THE creme of the da la soul creme.  It makes me want to creme all over myself.  And it’s the best of the six not just cause there’s bobbed Korean clone slaves serving food, but cause there’s a really cool tale in here and it could work as its own movie, and we wish it was its own movie, cause then there’d be a whole movie of Doona Bae with a bob serving food!  But she doesn’t just serve food.  She’s a clove slave with thoughts AND feelings, and those thoughts and feelings may juss spark a revolution!!!!

VerdictgoBREAST IN SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Story 6 – Mad Hanks Beyond Thunderdome

The world has been destroyed and apparently the survivors are either tribesman that are scary or white people who speak jive just like in Airplane!.  No, really.  Tom Hanks speaks jive.  So does Susan Sarandon.  It’s laughable for about 2 minutes, but then it gets kinda interesting when future sexy Halle Berry shows up and needs Hanks’ help to do stuff.  This was one of the more intriguing stories, but one of the ones that we understood the least.  Maybe cause our brain kept wanting to see more of the Korean bobbed beauty!!!!

Verdictgo:  Jeepers Worth A Peepers

OVERALL Verdictgo:  Jeepers MOS DEFFFFFF Worth A Peepers

Atlas maps it up in a theater near jews TODAY!

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…


This Is List: 2012

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2012, and beyondce…






Tebowing  Bilbo Baggins’d 
What About Bobbed?  What About Watermelon? 
Adele  Bdele 

Anthony Weiner


John Cocktosten


North Korea


West Korea


Amanda Knox


Amanda Knox’ Knockers






David Keith


Keith David


The Arab Spring


An Arab Remake of Sprung






basketball on
aircraft carriers


jai alai
on hovercrafts


being compared
to Hitler


being compared
to Houghton Mifflin


Dragon Tattoos


Pete’s Dragon Tattoos


Godfather’s Pizza


Dogfather Hot Dogs






Steve Jobs


Steve Unemployeds


Words With Friends


Winwood & Friends


Silent Films


Ceylon Films


Louis CK


BK Dymacels


Skinny Jonah Hill


Jonah Hill’s Skin Flute


Sleep No More


Awake Yes Less


Casey Anthony


Casey Siemaszko


Occupy Wall Street


Rockupy Hollywood & Vine




Chi McBride‘s Maids


Osama bin Laden


Coleslama bin Laden






Kepler-22b Jokes


Uranus Jokes


Penn State
Inappropriate Touching


Penn State Penitentiary
Inappropriate Touching


and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006, the ’007, the ’008the ’009, the ‘010, and the ‘011


This Is List: 2011

any similarities between the Washington Post’s In & Out list is purely poorincidental…



Tron Guy

Zardoz Girl

Rex Ryan’s Ego

Rex Reed’s Id

Sh!t My Dad Says

Sh!ts Celebs Take


Chiwetel Ejiofor

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

Don’t Ask Speak & Spell

LeBron’s Decision

Rerun’s Precision

Boston Accents

Ballston Accents

Zach Galifianakis

George Papadapolis

Keith David

David Keith

Trapped Miners

Trapper Keepers

TSA Pat-Downs

T & A Rub-Downs

‘featuring Nicki Minaj’

‘featuring Mickey Rooney’



I’m With Coco

I’m Masturbating
With Cocoa Butter

Nancy Pelosi

Yancey Thigpen

Bedbugs Outbreak

Outbreak Steakhouse

Larry King Live

Larry King Dead

Release The Kraken

Don’t Release
Clash of The Titans 2

Sasha Grey’s Hairy Bush

Sasha Grey’s Hairy Brush

Brian Wilson’s Beard

Brian Wilson’s Beard

Stieg Larsson

Gary Larson

Memory Freaks

Mammary Freaks

Steven Slater

Helen Slater

Top Kill

Top Cat

Preventing Forest Fires

Preventing Forest Whitaker

James Franco, All-American



Frail Blog

Meg Whitman’s Warchest

Meg White’s Chest


Lark Voorhies’ Whores

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ‘006, the ‘007, the ‘008,  the ‘009 & the ‘010

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