Thighs Wide Movies 2017
Ten 2017 Movies That Rose Higher Than Rose From The Last Jedi
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1) Loving Vincent
LOVE doesn’t even begin to describe how I feel about this waking life walk thru van Gogh’s paintings. this is one for the ages!!
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2) The Lost City of Z
more of an Indiana Jones movie than Kingdom of The Crystal Skull was!!! AND IT REALLY HAPPENED!!
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3) Mother!
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4) Dunkirk
I was praying that it was going to be a bad movie so I could call it Dumbkirk
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5) The Disaster Artist
Finally, a Seth Rogen movie I can get behind!
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6) Phantom Thread
Style over substance AND style!
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7) Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Fart faced McDormand and zany Sam Rockwell overcome themselves to surprise even me!
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8) Maudie
Art with heart
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9) The Trip To Spain
More of these, less of the Fast & Furiouseseses
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10) Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Beyond this world, and apparently beyond the grasp of today’s dumbed-down audiences. Enjoy the same crap over and over people, cause Hollywood aint going to take a chance anymo on a movie that takes a chance like this one did
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our annual anal movie awards – The Thighsmans – drops the Friday before the Oscars.  stay pooned!
until then, here’s the bestest films of yesterhere
2016
2015
2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
& 2002
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