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#TwinPeaks2016wishes


Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY??? FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!

here’s what the new series needs…

bring Coop back to the good side

cooper thumbs up

Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace

twin peaks bob couch

somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!

TP diner

TP hallway

it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story

twin peaks waitress

10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson

shelly bobby

bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly

LFB

include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement

hank jennings

more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything

minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing

give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)

briggs-pete

this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover

rollingstone tp

resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!

two eyed jacks

give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner

cross tamblyn

add the following actors to the cast – Ciarán Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, ‎Bae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel Brühl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith

david keith

let Andy be Andy

andy be andy

somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito

lucas giolito

Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne

dick tremayne

juss don’t fcuk it up

tp light

twin peaks simpsons

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This Is List – 2014

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse.  anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year

 

OUT

IN

selfies
Selfies
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shelfies
Shelfies
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Room 237
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Room 238
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Harlem Shake
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Bronx Malt
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Despising Ben Affleck
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Despising Ben Affleck
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1 eight boobs
1/8th Visible Boobs
 
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wonder woman
3/8th Visible Boobs
in an invisible plane
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Cronuts
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Bronuts
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Pleaves
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Plaves
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Kate Upton’s body
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Fred Upton’s body of work
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David Keith
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Keith David
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The Desolation
of Smaug
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The Domination
of Zog
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Yeezus
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Knowses
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Mayor Bloomberg
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Mayor McCheese
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Edward Snowden
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Snowed Inn Bed & Breakfast
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 palin
Sarah Palin
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 palan
Sara Palan
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Blockbuster Video
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Cartrivision
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Ray Donovan
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Donovan Ray
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Bacon
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BaccOff
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Gatsby
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Zaxby’s
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The Walrus Was This
Andy Reid Baby

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karl walrus
The Walrus Was
Karl Malden

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#ThrowbackThursday
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#ThrowupThursday
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Top Chef
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Topless Chef
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racist Redskins
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Simply Red’s bassist
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Carlos Danger
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Sir Reginald Safety III
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orange is the new black
Orange Is The
New Black

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orange face
Orangeface is the
new Blackface

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JFGay
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RFGay [NSFW]
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Doritos Locos
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Utz Slutz
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Tony Romo,
Choke Artist

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 Tony Santavicca,
Sandwich Artist
!

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and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012 & the ‘013

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This Is List – 2013

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn

OUT

IN


McKayla is not impressed

 


Willie McGee knows you farted

 

Binders Full of Women jokes

 

any other kind of jokes

 

Kanye’s DONDA

 

Peter Fonda’s Bridget

 

Star Wars VII

 

Cowboys & Aliens -1

 

fugazi
This Is Not A Fugazi Shirt

 

benghazi shirt
This Is A Benghazi Shirt

 

Argo Fuck Yourself

 

Go Fuck Yourself Ben Affleck [NSFW]

 

Large Soda Ban

 

Large Marge BAND-AID®s

 

Pinterest

 

 

Still Not Interested In Harold Pinter 

 


Keith David

 


David Keith

 

Gangnam Style

 

Graham Greene Style 

George McGovern

 

Mick George Construction

 

Fresco Jesus

 

Frisco’s Moses Limos

 

Honey Boo Boo

 

Jonah Bobo

 

 
Higgs boson

 

 
Bothan Spies

 

Jocking Joss Whedon

 

Flossing with Wil Wheaton

 

Ai Weiwei

 

Miuzi Weighs A Ton

 

Elite Quaterbacks

 

Elite Quarter Pounders

 

Senkaku Islands dispute

 

Temptation Island redux

 


Katniss & Peeta

 


Catshit on Pita

 

Fiscal Cliff

 

Schuyler Fisk Eating Clif Bars

 

Sesame Chicken Friday

 

General Tso’s Chicken Thursday

 

Clint Eastwood talking to a chair

 

Clint Eastwood boning Cher

 

48fps

 

Feel-Around 


Fifty Shades of Grey

 


Fifty+ Years of Jennifer Grey

 

Zou Bisou Bisou

 

Steve Zissou Kissing Bijou Phillips at the Zoo

 

Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen and Bar

 

The Girl, Interrupted Cafe & Buffet

 

Danica McKellar The Mathematician   Fruit Pie The Magician (HE’S COMING BACK YO!)

 

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011 and the ‘012

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This Is List: 2012

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2012, and beyondce…

OUT IN

Kardashians

 

Calrissians

 

Tebowing  Bilbo Baggins’d 
What About Bobbed?  What About Watermelon? 
Adele  Bdele 

Anthony Weiner

 

John Cocktosten

 

North Korea

 

West Korea

 

Amanda Knox

 

Amanda Knox’ Knockers

 

SMiLE

 

FRoWN

 

David Keith

 

Keith David

 

The Arab Spring

 

An Arab Remake of Sprung

 

Nostalgia

 

Yestalgia

 

basketball on
aircraft carriers

 

jai alai
on hovercrafts

 

being compared
to Hitler

 

being compared
to Houghton Mifflin

 

Dragon Tattoos

 

Pete’s Dragon Tattoos

 

Godfather’s Pizza

 

Dogfather Hot Dogs

 

Quickster

 

Slowster

 

Steve Jobs

 

Steve Unemployeds

 

Words With Friends

 

Winwood & Friends

 

Silent Films

 

Ceylon Films

 

Louis CK

 

BK Dymacels

 

Skinny Jonah Hill

 

Jonah Hill’s Skin Flute

 

Sleep No More

 

Awake Yes Less

 

Casey Anthony

 

Casey Siemaszko

 

Occupy Wall Street

 

Rockupy Hollywood & Vine

 

Bridesmaids

 

Chi McBride‘s Maids

 

Osama bin Laden

 

Coleslama bin Laden

 

Winning

 

Whinnying

 

Kepler-22b Jokes

 

Uranus Jokes

 

Penn State
Inappropriate Touching

 

Penn State Penitentiary
Inappropriate Touching

 

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006, the ’007, the ’008the ’009, the ‘010, and the ‘011

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This Is List: 2011

any similarities between the Washington Post’s In & Out list is purely poorincidental…

OUT


IN


Tron Guy

Zardoz Girl

Rex Ryan’s Ego

Rex Reed’s Id

Sh!t My Dad Says

Sh!ts Celebs Take

Eyjafjallajökull

Chiwetel Ejiofor

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

Don’t Ask Speak & Spell

LeBron’s Decision

Rerun’s Precision

Boston Accents

Ballston Accents

Zach Galifianakis

George Papadapolis

Keith David

David Keith

Trapped Miners

Trapper Keepers

TSA Pat-Downs

T & A Rub-Downs

‘featuring Nicki Minaj’

‘featuring Mickey Rooney’

Vuvuzelas

Mummenschanz

I’m With Coco

I’m Masturbating
With Cocoa Butter

Nancy Pelosi

Yancey Thigpen

Bedbugs Outbreak

Outbreak Steakhouse

Larry King Live

Larry King Dead

Release The Kraken

Don’t Release
Clash of The Titans 2

Sasha Grey’s Hairy Bush

Sasha Grey’s Hairy Brush

Brian Wilson’s Beard

Brian Wilson’s Beard

Stieg Larsson

Gary Larson

Memory Freaks

Mammary Freaks

Steven Slater

Helen Slater

Top Kill

Top Cat

Preventing Forest Fires

Preventing Forest Whitaker

James Franco, All-American

Franco-American

FAIL Blog

Frail Blog

Meg Whitman’s Warchest

Meg White’s Chest

Locavores

Lark Voorhies’ Whores

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ‘006, the ‘007, the ‘008,  the ‘009 & the ‘010

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