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This Is List – 2017

you know the drill – 2016 was all Tronald Dump, and Gigi Hadon’t and bunch of other garbage szauce, but 2017 is gonna be different, and amazing, and awesome szauce.  There may be some KKK, but don’t worry, everything will be A-OKKKK.  How do we know?  We juss do.  Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause old rabbits cry bards…

 

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Celebrity Deaths

Celery Chefs
Feel The Bern
Peel The Perm
Netflix & Chill
DQ’s Grill & Chill
Fake News
Fake Mews

High Ponytails

High Ponies
Believeland
San DiegBLOWS
The Mannequin
Challenge

Mannequin Three:
For The Show

Gene Wilder
Gene Milder

Keith David

David Keith
The Killing
of Harambe

Death to
the word ‘Bae’

Zika
FIKA
Galaxy Note
7 Explosions
Murder She Wrote
‘Northern Explosion’
CAPTCHAs
Gotcha!

Crying Jordan
 
Crying Neil Jordan
Westworld
Vestworld
Liberal Bubble
Puzzle Bobble
Leslie Jones
Joan Leslie
Carpool Karaoke
Rideshare Harakiri


Moving
To Canada

Gluing
From Canada

Russian Hackers
Russian Lacquer
‘Cake By
The Ocean’

Cakes by
Laotians

Ken Bone
Ben Koné

Chewbacca Mom

Mom Calamari

Fuller
House

Perfecter
Strangerers

Pokémon GO
Poke, Go Away!
Squad Goals
Squat Goats

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015, the ‘016

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This Is List – 2016

you know the drill – 2015 was all Kylie and Kylo and Kenny G, and 2016 is gonna be KKK free.  How do we know?  We juss do.  Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause old habits fry lard…

 

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kristaps
Kristaps Porzingis
bazinga
Please Stop Bazinga
The Dress
is Black & Blue

The Chest
is Peach & Huge

The Danish Girl
Muffin Tops
Grantland
Hooverville
crying laughting emoji
egg fli[egg fli[egg fli[
‘Uptown Funk’
Downtown Gunk
Robert Durst’s twitches
Fred Durst’s Twitch
Who Are Rey’s Parents?
Hugh Flung Pu

David Keith

Keith David
Deflategate
Inflategate
Brian Williams’ Lies
Brian Williams’ Thighs
‘Watch Me
(Whip/Nae Nae)’

Watch Me Eat Miracle
Whip Mayonnaise
American Pharoah
Hong Kongese Jermajesty
set a watcvhman

Go Set a Watchman

watchman sony

Go Get A Watchman

the new Hamburglar
the old Professor
Ashley Madison Cheats
Mashley Adison Beats
Lifehacks
Freejack
Apple Watch
Lemon Clock
chappie chanuikah
Chappie Chanukah
johhny 5
Johnny 5 de Mayo
Donald Trump
Tronald Dump
Pizza Rat
Sushi Cat
El Chapo
El Guapo
Gigi Hadid
Gigi Hadon’t
snapchat
Snapchat
nap hat
Nap Hat
The Confederate Flag
Confederate Fag
Coloring Books
for Adults

The Complete Idiot’s
Guide for Dummies

Black Lives
Matter

The Black (Neil)
Diamond
 Lives

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015

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This Is List – 2015

you know the drill – 2014 was so 1014, and 2015 is so gonna be as awesome as 2112 will be.  Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and so do we, cause the lord commands it…

 

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ice bucket
The Ice
Bucket Challenge

lice bucket
The Lice
Bucket Challenge

Meghan Trainor
Tranny Meagan
LARP
Flarp
ISIS
The The
3 breasts
Three Breasts
six breasts
Six Breasts
Redskins
Breadskins
Mensch on a Bench
Rat On A Cat
Warby Parker
Furby Frames

Keith David

David Keith
Pharrell’s Hat
Farrell’s Hats
Serial Podcast
Cereal Podcast
Bitcoins
Buttcoins
Trivago
Jillwaukee
 furgeson
Ferguson Unrest
 furgeson clarissa
Ferguson Well Dressed
World Cup Fever
Cup Noodles Indigestion
Craft Beers
Daft Fears
Uber
Goober
Missing Planes
Dissing Plane Geometry
kale
Kale Caesar
Randall Tex Cobb Salad
Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb Salad
Seth Rogen
Count Rugen
Venmo
Fcuk You, Pay Me
The Fault in Our Stars
The Fault in Our Czars
Conchita Wurst
Ahmed Best
flatizza
Flatizzas
flat chested
Flat Tits, Ahhhh
Break
The Internet

Rumors On
The Internets

Bill Cosby
Cill Bosby
Children’s Books
Written by Celebrities
 Celebrities Written
by Children’s Books

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012the ‘013, the ‘014

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#TwinPeaks2016wishes

Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY??? FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!

here’s what the new series needs…

bring Coop back to the good side

cooper thumbs up

Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace

twin peaks bob couch

somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!

TP diner

TP hallway

it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story

twin peaks waitress

10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson

shelly bobby

bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly

LFB

include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement

hank jennings

more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything

minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing

give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)

briggs-pete

this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover

rollingstone tp

resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!

two eyed jacks

give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner

cross tamblyn

add the following actors to the cast – Ciarán Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, ‎Bae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel Brühl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith

david keith

let Andy be Andy

andy be andy

somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito

lucas giolito

Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne

dick tremayne

juss don’t fcuk it up

tp light

twin peaks simpsons

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This Is List – 2014

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse.  anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year

 

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selfies
Selfies
shelfies
Shelfies
Room 237
Room 238
Harlem Shake
Bronx Malt
Despising Ben Affleck
Despising Ben Affleck
1 eight boobs
1/8th Visible Boobs
 
wonder woman
3/8th Visible Boobs
in an invisible plane
Cronuts
Bronuts
Pleaves
Plaves
Kate Upton’s body
Fred Upton’s body of work

David Keith

Keith David
The Desolation
of Smaug
The Domination
of Zog
Yeezus
Knowses
Mayor Bloomberg
Mayor McCheese
Edward Snowden
Snowed Inn Bed & Breakfast
 palin
Sarah Palin
 palan
Sara Palan
Blockbuster Video
Cartrivision
Ray Donovan
Donovan Ray
Bacon
BaccOff
Gatsby
Zaxby’s

The Walrus Was This
Andy Reid Baby

karl walrus
The Walrus Was
Karl Malden

#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowupThursday
Top Chef
Topless Chef
racist Redskins
Simply Red’s bassist
Carlos Danger
Sir Reginald Safety III
orange is the new black
Orange Is The
New Black

orange face
Orangeface is the
new Blackface

JFGay
RFGay [NSFW]
Doritos Locos
Utz Slutz
Tony Romo,
Choke Artist

 Tony Santavicca,
Sandwich Artist
!

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011the ‘012 & the ‘013

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