This Is List – 2014

you know the drill - The Washington Post does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse.  anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year

 

OUT

IN

selfies
Selfies
shelfies
Shelfies
Room 237
Room 238
Harlem Shake
Bronx Malt
Despising Ben Affleck
Despising Ben Affleck
1 eight boobs
1/8th Visible Boobs
 
wonder woman
3/8th Visible Boobs
in an invisible plane
Cronuts
Bronuts
Pleaves
Plaves
Kate Upton’s body
Fred Upton’s body of work

David Keith

Keith David
The Desolation
of Smaug
The Domination
of Zog
Yeezus
Knowses
Mayor Bloomberg
Mayor McCheese
Edward Snowden
Snowed Inn Bed & Breakfast
 palin
Sarah Palin
 palan
Sara Palan
Blockbuster Video
Cartrivision
Ray Donovan
Donovan Ray
Bacon
BaccOff
Gatsby
Zaxby’s

The Walrus Was This
Andy Reid Baby

karl walrus
The Walrus Was
Karl Malden

#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowupThursday
Top Chef
Topless Chef
racist Redskins
Simply Red’s bassist
Carlos Danger
Sir Reginald Safety III
orange is the new black
Orange Is The
New Black

orange face
Orangeface is the
new Blackface

JFGay
RFGay [NSFW]
Doritos Locos
Utz Slutz
Tony Romo,
Choke Artist

 Tony Santavicca,
Sandwich Artist
!

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006, the ’007, the ’008, the ’009, the ‘010, the ‘011, the ‘012 & the ‘013

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Donna Martin Coagulates

and the scariest magazine photo that I’ve ever did done seen remains this David LaChapelle pic of Tori Spelling from the September 1993 issue of Details Magazine

tori spelling details

and apparently Tori agrees…

LaChapelle pushes his celebrity subjects into caricaturing their carefully tended images. The results range from stunning to grotesque. Tori Spelling-made up to look like a cross between a prostitute and a prom queen-was so distraught during her shoot that she ran to the bathroom in tears [NY Mag]

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Thighs Wide Music 2013

Yeezus aint got nuttin on or in our ears, cause this stuff did in 2013!!!

 

Al-bums Sharp-tons!!!

Album of the year / their career

franz right words

Franz Ferdinand
Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action

 

Lady minus Tron =
IT IS SO FCUKING ON!!!

 marine crystal world

Marnie – Crystal World

 

Soundtrack of The Year Decade

gatsby sdtrk

The Great Gatsby

 

Punk’d Dafty

daft punk RAM

Daft Punk – Random Access Memories

 

Tunses For Toonces

‘Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites’ by Skrillex | ‘Call On Me’ by Eric Prydz | ‘Get Lucky’ by Daft Punk | ‘Bullet’ by Franz Ferdinand | ‘Hard Out There’ by Lily Allen | ‘Tainted Love’ by Gloria Jones | ‘I Feel Love’ by Donna Summer | ‘I’m Ready’ by Kano | ‘The Perfect Life’ by Moby featuring Wayne Coyne | ‘Hearts On Fire’ by Marnie | ‘City Rising From The Ashes’ by Deltron 3030 featuring Mike Patton | ‘White Rabbit’ by Mayssa Karaa | ‘The Rain, The Park and Other Things by The Cowsills | ‘Ordinary Love’ by U2 | ‘Young And Beautiful’ by Lana Del Ray | ‘Colours’ by Electric Wave Bureau | ‘Song About A Grasshopper’ by Big Children’s Choir | ‘Stronger Than The Storm’ by Bang 

[d-lode all in one handy zip!!!!!]

(look for ‘Click here to start download from sendspace’)

and a big boo to the one song that made me wish I didn’t have ears – ‘The Blue Umbrella Suite’ featuring Sarah Jaffe

You Only Once Live!

franz hammerstein oct 2013

show of the year - Franz Ferdinand @ Hammerstein

Fleetwood @ Mac Prudential Center Newark

Three Dog Night Empire City Casino at Yonkers Raceway

Bon Jovi @ Giants Stadium II

Beck @ Prospect Park Bandshell

Travis @ Webster Hall

Global Citizen Festival @ Great Lawn – Central Park

Deltron 3030 @ Highline Ballroom

Elton John @ MSG

Hear, Dare & Everywear

ZZcar-rev 

Who Are You?

ramones 

the greatest song about a grasshopper ever done sung!!!!!!!!!

jordy 

Tender Is The Day The Demons Go Away

cowsills2

The Who Concert Disaster 

lena

this poster is juss WOW juss WOW juss WOW juss WOW!!!

BADBYE :(

goodbye Sweet Lou

lou reed

goodbye The Man-Zarek

ray-man

goodbye The Mac Daddy

kris kelly kross

goodbye Safe Havens

richie havens 

goodbye Self-Toucher

divinyls

 

and here’s what we stuffed in the past

’12
’11
’10
’09
’08
’07
’06
’05
’04
’03

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P.L. Oh

Saving Mr Banks
A Spoonful of Genuine Sweetener
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 125 min

saving mr banks

How did Mary Poppins go from page (wait, it was a book???) to screen, Disney style?  ALL YOUR QUESTIONS (mostly) will be answered in the Disney studio approved  flick Saving Private Mr Banks.  Who Mr Banks?  He’s a character in the book/movie, AND HE NEEDS SAVING!!!!!  Walt (a very Walt ) has his own ideas of what to do with him and the rest of the book, and so does his script writer ( – who I still hate from his a$$hole days as the enemy in Adventures In Babysitting and Revenge of The Nerds II), and the songwritring Bros les Sherman (a game , and an always lame  – why Hollywood, WHY would you cast him in ANYTHING???), but the original author PL Travers (prim and overly proper , who is no stranger to nanny flicks) aint having none of it – no songs, no cartoons, no Van Dyke, no color red, no nonsense!  Ya see, Poppins and Co are like family to her.  OK, so what about her own family?  We learn all about them and her upbringing, running concurrently with the story of the 20 year struggle to make this Poppins movie happen.  Travers sure loved her dad (), a banker with a vivid imagination, and a livid love for drinking.  He wasn’t perfect, but he was dad!  And we’ll learn how that related to Poppins, and who Ms Mary P was actually based on!  But the real question is, will the Disney folks (or even limo driver ) get PL to p(ul)l a smile out of her dourpuss sourpuss face????  Dude, it’s Disney, of course they will, and it will happen to you too!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Saving Mr Banks is money at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Bale & Hardly

American Hustle
Hustle & (Mostly) Blows
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 129 min

american hustle

American Hustle sorta tells the story of the Abscam FBI sting operation that took place in the late 70s/early 80s. Some of the names (and details) have been changed to protect the imbeciles. Some of it is entertaining, but most of it is like one REALLLLLLLLLLY long run on sentence that keeps on going and going and going.  Director  and writer  swing for Goodfellas-ian heights, but kinda blows it like 2001’s Blow – all 70s scenery, but not much beyond the sniffy, sweaty surface.  But oh, those surfaces…

like…

hey, if you’ve always wanted to see 1/3rd of good-too-shoes ‘s boobs (I never wanted to), then this is the boobie/movie for you!

amy adams boobs hustle

or see  smile in a movie, for the first time ever!!!

jeremy renner

or be depressed watching  give his all again (this time with curls!!!), and think about how much bullsh!t it was that he didn’t win best actor Oscar last year for the much better Silver Linings Playbook

curlers cooper

and then watch his Oscar-winning co-star J-bLaw blah us to death with her blah acting and eyes that bore her and we to tears

jlaw eyes

or JO to the thought of a mustache ride from Jack Huston!!!

jack stache

or watch Alessandro Nivola steal the show, in like a grand total of 6 minutes that he’s in the movie

Alessandro Nivola hustle

and look, we all LOVE Louis CK and all, but lets face it, he can’t act

louis ck faces

THE ARABIC VERSION OF ‘WHITE RABBIT’!!!

but nothing and nobody tops Christian Bale as a combed-over, hairy chested, big gutted Jewish dude, who hides behind those tinted shades OH SOOOOO WELLL.  BALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Man, CB is such a fcuking great actor.  So much so that I’m starting to think that the Batman movies were a waste of his time.  Anyone can be Batman (I’m sure even Affleck can’t ruin Batman), and since anyone can, we lost the time that Bale coulda been in other movies, like ones were he coulda played some overly intense mother-effer, who’s quietly ready to explode at any given moment.  Bless you Bale.  May you be ready to smolder at any given moment in a zillion movies to come

bale hustle

Verdictgo:  Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

Hustle American’t currently at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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