I gay for the bay!

no US city has views like this!!!!

always gotta hit up the touristy sites

I’ve got nothing but love and HAIGHT (that pun will never not be awesome) for this city

where the streets have names, and are curved, for everyone’s pleasure

https://instagram.com/p/8EHvzHm38T/

did the Jewish slaves erect this one too?

the Coppolas own this sweet a$$ building

this Palace is a hotel!

lets try 8 mini beers!!

but will I pass the test????

or get knocked out?

https://instagram.com/p/8EYPrBG38g/

or catch on fire?

https://instagram.com/p/8CwbvFm3-2/

but the drinks aren’t the only thing that be loaded

and who doesn’t want their salad tossed and dressed in front of their own eyes?

https://instagram.com/p/8E8Us8m35Q/

I went NUTS for mini donuts!!!

https://instagram.com/p/8H2wGLm32p/

you can smell this, right?  or at least my farts from it, right???

sorry if the puns feel old, and that I’m phoning it in

but things are on the rise, out there in the Napa Valley

where the wine flows like overpriced restaurants

and where the only storms are castle storming

and all the rooms have views

and all the hills have (my) eyes

what, you think I was going to the SF area and do zero Zodiac zsleuthing???

didn’t find Z, but did go to Lake Berryessa, where those poor kids were stabbed 46 years ago

place was super creepy & quiet… I was actually a little bit frightened

but me & the Mrs survived, and rode another vacation off into the glorious sunset

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perv-iously

Old Bay Seasoning

A Fine Line Between Love And Haight

September 16, 1983 - Arnold Schwarzenegger became a US citizen

me and the wife are walking around NYC again, taking pics and notes, and eating jerky

come join us, will ye?

The Project Manhattan

for the annual Bloomington, Indiana trip, the crew tried something a little different – visit at a time when our ballz won’t freeze, and lemme tell you, it was MARVVVVELOUS!!!!!!!

and empty!!! (I actually played ball there!)

and scenic with a ‘K’, like skenik! (don’t tell anyone we were on the roof)

and there were signs!

in neon too!

and cheap fried things!

and learning!

and 80s Star Wars – in German!!

and dudes with snakes on their neck!!

and MUST-staches!!!!

and dudes juss as cool w/o staches!!!

and bears with boobs that are hot, and off-putting at the same time

and great times, and even greater food

can you smell the farts?

CAN YOU???

you can’t do better than this America!

yep, I filled them holes

and yep, grease is the word, and grease poured out of my butt

bacon anyone?

and Long Island Iced Tea anyone?  warning – you should not drink this, unless you’re a college student and looking to black out in 10 minutes

and yep, the Nats represent everywhere

and Mark Cuban never forgets life before sharks and tanks and being a rich douche

https://instagram.com/p/6az1pfm35T/?taken-by=thighmaster

you’re #1, we’re all #1!!

like what you see?

https://instagram.com/p/6bU05sm35t/

and so concludes #RanchFarts2015

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previously…

2014 – The Union Forever

2013 - Thighwalker Ranch Farts

2012 - Unhidden Valley Ranch Farts

2011 - Ranch DuBois

2011 - #RanchFarts2011

2009 - Herman B. Wells That Ends Well

2008 - Ranch Sauce Farts Part 6 Meets Police Academy Part 6

2008 - Bloomingtales

2007 - Village (Pantry) Idiot

2006 - College of Arts & SciencesCollage of Farts & Appliances