College of Arts & SciencesCollage of Farts & Appliances
09. Jan, 2006 
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Ahhh, the B-town throw down! Who has time to breathe when yer busy philipps shoving everything you can down yer piehole besides gay cowboy cak. So much goodness that I took today off from EATING, which is almost like a day wit-out massurbathing!! Let me count the calories, in order of ingestedation…
– one small Steak & Shake vanilla milk shake
– 3 Big Ten Specials, Dixie Chicken, no chicken, ‘roni, and black olives + many a ‘stix n’ ranch, from Pizza Express
– Free Apple Cider from crazy Christians having a picnic in the former crack-den of Peoples Park
– 47 chugs of crap beer via Sink the Biz + wings & fingers at Nick’s
– Smallest burrito I could order from LaBamba
– LOTS of Whip Cream, or something
– 2 1/2 unnecessary late-nite donuts from Cresent
– Chicken salad sangwich at the VP
– Chicken fried steak + ham n eggs + biscuits n gravy at Ladyman’s Cafe
– Repeat of ‘Za Express above, cept one plain pie instead of ‘roni
– 1/2 a Dagwood’s Supreme at Dagwood’s, DUHVS!
– Cajun Chicken Hoagie w/Cajun Buffalo Chips + wings + eggcepted a bet to finish a pitcher of beer, even though I really didn’t want to drink, in one whole quarter of the Giants/Panthers ‘game’ at Yogi’s
– Everything bagel from the BBC
– Frisco Melt + ‘nilla shake from Steak & Shake (It’s all about the bookends, baby!!!)
Other things of note:
– a muss buy for any alum, a Hooters tee, but instead of it saying ‘Hooters’, it sez ‘Hoosiers’… get IT????#?!$%%!!! BAH WAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
– Thomas Hart Benton hearts the KKK
– the Skins game gave me 38 heart attacks… which is almost as many passing yards that Brunell had!!
– How could 2 games of bowling plus shoes only cost $2.50?
– I high-fived at least 86+ people to the tune of, ‘I-U’!!
– ‘My Dorbell’ [d-lode] was the mos played song of the weekend
– The New China Buffet has been renamed ‘The China Buffet’
– The College Motor Inn not only has the bestest prices, but motto as well: Where motoring ends and dreaming begins
Too bad when we started motoring again, our dreams ended
