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Diana, In

for the annual Bloomington, Indiana trip, the crew tried something a little different – visit at a time when our ballz won’t freeze, and lemme tell you, it was MARVVVVELOUS!!!!!!!

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and empty!!! (I actually played ball there!)

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and scenic with a ‘K’, like skenik! (don’t tell anyone we were on the roof)

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and there were signs!

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in neon too!

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and cheap fried things!

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and learning!

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and 80s Star Wars – in German!!

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and dudes with snakes on their neck!!

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and MUST-staches!!!!

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and dudes juss as cool w/o staches!!!

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and bears with boobs that are hot, and off-putting at the same time

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and great times, and even greater food

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can you smell the farts?

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CAN YOU???

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you can’t do better than this America!

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yep, I filled them holes

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and yep, grease is the word, and grease poured out of my butt

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bacon anyone?

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and Long Island Iced Tea anyone?  warning – you should not drink this, unless you’re a college student and looking to black out in 10 minutes

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and yep, the Nats represent everywhere

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and Mark Cuban never forgets life before sharks and tanks and being a rich douche

the new Cuban Embassy

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you’re #1, we’re all #1!!

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like what you see?

Thighclops #EyeWideOpen

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and so concludes #RanchFarts2015

previously…

2014 – The Union Forever

2013 - Thighwalker Ranch Farts

2012 - Unhidden Valley Ranch Farts

2011 - Ranch DuBois

2011 - #RanchFarts2011

2009 - Herman B. Wells That Ends Well

2008 - Ranch Sauce Farts Part 6 Meets Police Academy Part 6

2008 - Bloomingtales

2007 - Village (Pantry) Idiot

2006 - College of Arts & SciencesCollage of Farts & Appliances

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Rock Mountain Highs

Colorado, you too good to me & we (wife and me)!!

We came for the food, and wine

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and to watch people be alcoholics 

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and see new chefs and people with bobs

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and pause for the claws

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and eat out of tin pans like orphans

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and try to avoid having a heart-attack 

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and get fatter by juss looking at food

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and question other food, as in, ‘is this food?

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and eat the local candies

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and check out one of America’s more faaancy looking Maccy D’s

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and visit THE original Chipotle!!

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but it wasn’t juss about eating!

it was also about recycling!!

and the stars!  and bothering them!!!

John Salley is so tall & friendly & tall!!

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and the Jacques Pépin was m-mightier then the sw-sword!!

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and da Iron Chef, getting frisky with my Iron Curtained honey

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and Ryan Zimmerman and Jordan Zimmermann’s brother Andrew Zimmern

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and Canadian Jew Gail Simmons!

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and yer looking at the new hosts of NBC’s The Today Show – Sara Palan, Justin Chapple, Tamron Hall and Me

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and Pink!  who had pink hair!

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and this guy who isn’t famous, but famous to we cause he gave us 23891239123939 pairs of shades

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and my new BFF – Drew Barrymore

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but but but but

Colorado aint really about all the above

it’s about the mountains

THOSE FCUKING AMAZING MOUNTAINS!!! (and rocks!)

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mountain sky 

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mountain tunnel

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and a zillion other amazinnnnnnnnnnng views

like the one at Coors Field (AWESOME STADIUM!!)

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and the Jurassic Best Western

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AND RED ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

where I’ve always wanted to go ever since I grew up red-rocking out to this

and I did!

place is UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so jealous people get to see concerts here (and exercise)

and then there was the Mile Hi Church

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look familiar?

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yep

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my only regret?  (besides not living in Colorado?)

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not being at Coors Field for yarmulke night

NEXT TIME!!!!

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