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Samuel Lebowitz poster from Cooper-Hewitt Museum’s ‘Subway’ exhibition in 1977

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Spic and Spannning

Golden Gate Bridge, viewing North, circa 1940

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Foggy With A Chance of Zodiac Balls

I gay for the bay!

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no US city has views like this!!!!

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always gotta hit up the touristy sites

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I’ve got nothing but love and HAIGHT (that pun will never not be awesome) for this city

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where the streets have names, and are curved, for everyone’s pleasure

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did the Jewish slaves erect this one too?

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the Coppolas own this sweet a$$ building

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this Palace is a hotel!

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lets try 8 mini beers!!

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but will I pass the test????

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or get knocked out?

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or catch on fire?

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but the drinks aren’t the only thing that be loaded

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and who doesn’t want their salad tossed and dressed in front of their own eyes?

now THAT is how you toss a salad!!!!! #HouseOfYum #HouseOfYES

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I went NUTS for mini donuts!!!

you can't spell donut without 'do'

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you can smell this, right?  or at least my farts from it, right???

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sorry if the puns feel old, and that I’m phoning it in

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but things are on the rise, out there in the Napa Valley

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where the wine flows like overpriced restaurants

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and where the only storms are castle storming

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and all the rooms have views

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and all the hills have (my) eyes

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what, you think I was going to the SF area and do zero Zodiac zsleuthing???

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didn’t find Z, but did go to Lake Berryessa, where those poor kids were stabbed 46 years ago

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place was super creepy & quiet… I was actually a little bit frightened

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but me & the Mrs survived, and rode another vacation off into the glorious sunset

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Old Bay Seasoning

 

A Fine Line Between Love And Haight

 

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Old Bay Seasoning

San Frandisco – easily America’s greatest non-ranch farts city

if you’ve never been, you might as well leave for Uranus, and orbit your own anus

I mean, where else you gonna see this sight???

ALCATRAZ!!!

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bars none, one of the illest places to visit

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it water TOWERS over all other prisons!!!

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for birdmen and birdwomen everywhere!!!

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i mean, if you had to go to one prison, wouldn’t you want to go here????

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I mean, they have their own baseballs!!!

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speaking of baseballsss

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made my first ever visit to Pac-Bell/AT&T/Verizon/Bell Atlantic Park to see mees Nats lose 2 games

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where Coke plays catch, and Sully from Monsters Inc is a true San Fran Giant!!!

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ok, maybe that was a stretch

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at the super dope Musée Mécanique, where they gots ye olde thyme arcade games and erotic movies!

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but nothing beats this 7-11 deal

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except eating Mexican food and using a corn cob to wipe yer butt

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oh Mexican food, why you taste so good, but hurt butts so much??

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but my butt was way OK with the House of Prime Rib

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but my favorite restaurant on earth isn’t even a restaurant – it’s a chocolatier – See’s Candies

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oh San Fran, why are you more beautiful than India Reynolds?

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and why aren’t all gates painted orange vermillion like yer golden ones???

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and why aren’t all hills this alive???

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and why did Paul Stine have to die?

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and why do a bunch of yer buildings look like the 70s version of the future (which is my favorite version of the future)????

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OK, time to step out, cause this house is full

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perv-iously…

A Fine Line Between Love And Haight

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Piece of Quake

The San Francisco Earthquake of 1906 struck at 5:12 am on Wednesday, April 18, 1906


Victorian buildings on Howard Street between 17th and 18th Streets, photo by WJ Street

plenty more photos can be found here – The Bancroft Library Presents: The 1906 San Francisco Earthquake and Fire

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