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Diana, In

for the annual Bloomington, Indiana trip, the crew tried something a little different – visit at a time when our ballz won’t freeze, and lemme tell you, it was MARVVVVELOUS!!!!!!!

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and empty!!! (I actually played ball there!)

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and scenic with a ‘K’, like skenik! (don’t tell anyone we were on the roof)

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and there were signs!

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in neon too!

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and cheap fried things!

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and learning!

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and 80s Star Wars – in German!!

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and dudes with snakes on their neck!!

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and MUST-staches!!!!

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and dudes juss as cool w/o staches!!!

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and bears with boobs that are hot, and off-putting at the same time

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and great times, and even greater food

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can you smell the farts?

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CAN YOU???

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you can’t do better than this America!

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yep, I filled them holes

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and yep, grease is the word, and grease poured out of my butt

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bacon anyone?

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and Long Island Iced Tea anyone?  warning – you should not drink this, unless you’re a college student and looking to black out in 10 minutes

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and yep, the Nats represent everywhere

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and Mark Cuban never forgets life before sharks and tanks and being a rich douche

the new Cuban Embassy

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you’re #1, we’re all #1!!

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like what you see?

Thighclops #EyeWideOpen

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and so concludes #RanchFarts2015

previously…

2014 – The Union Forever

2013 – Thighwalker Ranch Farts

2012 – Unhidden Valley Ranch Farts

2011 – Ranch DuBois

2011 – #RanchFarts2011

2009 – Herman B. Wells That Ends Well

2008 – Ranch Sauce Farts Part 6 Meets Police Academy Part 6

2008 – Bloomingtales

2007 – Village (Pantry) Idiot

2006 – College of Arts & SciencesCollage of Farts & Appliances

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The Union Forever

another year, another bout of Ranch Farts

you know the drill – eat, drink, eat, fart, repeat…

 

state your case

btown best worst

more like ‘Whitest State Ever’

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since we’re all old and billionaires, we stepped up our game
and stayed at the Union

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where the views are to die for
but not to diet for

the carpets scream redrum

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and the eating made for red-bums

oh ranch sauce 

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men want to be you
and women want you inside of them

and oh divine swine

btown divine swine

how you make us sin, even though we brought a rabbi with us

speaking of
the Rabbi thinks I should do
a gallery show of our ranch sauce pics

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fart art?

the owner of BuffaLouies is my hero

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literally, a larger than life
personality – with the wings
to back it up

he’s like the second greatest man behind Neon Jesus 

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Bobby Knight’s in white ranch sauce

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 want to know what lonely is?

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this pencil shapener, sitting at the bottom of a stairwell, probably barely used or ever noticed

each trip back to Bloomington brings back old memories but sometimes provides new ones

like these amazing headshots of ‘talent’ from the 80s that played Bear’s Place

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ah, M&Mc – the dynamic duo to end all dynamic duos

btown this guy

I’d choose this guy’s
‘stache in a pinch!

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more like jester.  off with his head!

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who, me???

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btown this guy2

uh, um, uh?

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btown banks

Banks, so money!!!

btowbn weird al

Weird Yal Ankovic?

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btown youuu

me?

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btown dj 2

yes, me – DJ Tanner of the Mike & Jonah & Terry Milk Show! it’s like 1997/98 all over again!! big ups to BFinx for the tour!!

btown rfarts

I’m a slow starter / fast farter

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but I won a super amazing hat (not pictured) from this crane-game thing

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btown juggles

can’t wait for #RanchFarts2015!!!!
the year we juggle!!!

 

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Thighwalker Ranch Farts

another year passes
another year of gas passing
college still stays the same
but we get olders
but not wisers

man, are we really old


but man, them young chix these days be wearing like nothing more than a bra and nothing

Indiana, home to the whitest people you don’t know

theys peoples is
the salt of the pepper

and home to the lamest bestest football players ever – EVER!!!
football players
(2 dem being Redskins)

and this guy

I signed him to a 9 picture deal to play Howard Taft and the Monopoly Guy and every awesome fatty guy with a mustache

and now we enter
the farty food section

ZA and WINGS!!!!!!!!

together at last/gas

PESTO CHEESE STIXXXXXXXX!!!

at Mother Bear’s!

+ onion rings as big as Greeny

and they didn’t even taste good, but they was SO BIGGGG

THESE

MIGHT juss be the world’s bestest wings. MIGHT.  no, seriously.
no, 5reals.  no, 9reals

YOU’VE BEEN RANCHED

DEAL WITH IT

hot sh!ts, only $3!!

personally, I don’t like
to spend more than $2

but THIS is where I really
want to go one day


and that negative review is actually the glowingest glowing review ever cause fat people know where to get damn good food that keeps them fat

oh college

never change

NEVER

and we’ll keep coming back

and maybe, juss maybe

we’ll retire in you!
not even jokings
17reals

 

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Indiana & On India

I’m off to Indiana, so in the meantime

get off on India

go Ranch Farts!

go Zodiac for best picture!

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