More Park Than Bite
17. Jul, 2015 
0 Comments
Archive | There & Then RSS feed for this section
Self-Delawareness
03. Jul, 2015 0 Comments
I’m off to Delaware for some days. Â smell you later
Governor Richard McMullen celebrating Delaware Day in 1937 with students from the Mary C.J. Williams School
Defying Deaths
29. Jun, 2015 0 Comments
Peace The Forks Out
to
The Other Dick Van
&
Jerry’s Wife/Ben’s Mom/Anne Meara
  
&
THE John Steed
+
his mind was beautifulÂ
Manson Family divorcer
little James Horner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2Oym6LAlbY
oh no Yes
Fred Flinstone’s boss + other Hanna BarberiansÂ
plastic pink flamingo dude
last original NBA employee
Ornette Coleman
Mother Theresa II
the voice of the Chiquita Banana
THAT GUY
that other that guy
that other that that guy
a true dingbat of fonts
realllllly old movie gangster
Nature Boy
the first student-athleteÂ
he hearted heart-shaped bathtubs
Tariq Aziz, who made berets & mustaches & giant glasses look awesome
she made costumes for the Beatles & Bond
F Scott Fitzgerald’s final secretary
King of Easy Listening
Picasso’s right arm
not Ringo’s sister
little boy who got to look at MM
Mr Comcast
El Kickador/Univision-er
a Weaver
Woody Allen’s Jack Rollins
Texas A&M’s first Heisman winner
some surfer pioneer guy
some country singer
boxing movie producer dude
U2’s manager
this spicy Italian chick
Queen of Versailles’s princess
Joe Biden’s son
Charles Barkley’s mom
Penelope Cruz’s padre
Jason Voorhees’ mom
he once owned the Mets (not the Nats do:)
some comedy writer
some British actor who turned down the role of James Bond
some Russian guy
some chess guy
some Scottish actor
some fat British bloke
the guy who gave us this
a King of media
a White House Chef
MGM Resorter
what a drag
zilla was his god
Stand By Me‘s Milo Pressman
he printed LA stories
a trotter of globes
some old actor
she shot this and that and those other things
Mr Superdawg
150 year old Galápagos tortoise
world’s tallest cow
&
the guy who made headlines
Rock Mountain Highs
25. Jun, 2015 0 Comments
Colorado, you too good to me & we (wife and me)!!
We came for the food, and wine
and to watch people be alcoholicsÂ
and see new chefs and people with bobs
and pause for the claws
and eat out of tin pans like orphans
and try to avoid having a heart-attackÂ
and get fatter by juss looking at food
and question other food, as in, ‘is this food?‘
    Â
and eat the local candies
and check out one of America’s more faaancy looking Maccy D’s
and visit THE original Chipotle!!
but it wasn’t juss about eating!
it was also about recycling!!
and the stars! Â and bothering them!!!
John Salley is so tall & friendly & tall!!
and the Jacques Pépin was m-mightier then the sw-sword!!
and da Iron Chef, getting frisky with my Iron Curtained honey
and Ryan Zimmerman and Jordan Zimmermann’s brother Andrew Zimmern
and Canadian Jew Gail Simmons!
and yer looking at the new hosts of NBC’s The Today Show – Sara Palan, Justin Chapple, Tamron Hall and Me
and Pink! Â who had pink hair!
and this guy who isn’t famous, but famous to we cause he gave us 23891239123939 pairs of shades
Â
and my new BFF – Drew Barrymore
but but but but
Colorado aint really about all the above
it’s about the mountains
THOSE FCUKING AMAZING MOUNTAINS!!! (and rocks!)
 Â
Â
Â
 
and a zillion other amazinnnnnnnnnnng views
like the one at Coors Field (AWESOME STADIUM!!)
and the Jurassic Best Western
AND RED ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Â
where I’ve always wanted to go ever since I grew up red-rocking out to this
and I did!
place is UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so jealous people get to see concerts here (and exercise)
and then there was the Mile Hi Church
 
 
my only regret? Â (besides not living in Colorado?)
not being at Coors Field for yarmulke night
NEXT TIME!!!!
Thighs Wide Shirts!!
007
1970s
1980s
Andy Rooney
Animated Gifs
Back To The Future
beard
Bitched At Swirth
Blur
boobs
Borat
Breast In Show
Camilla Belle
Clockwork Orange
Coney Island
Cuthbert
Dakota Fanning
Damon Albarn
Disney
fap
Flight of the Conchords
Gorillaz
Hitchcock
India Reynolds
James Bond
Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Jennifer Ellison
Kubrick
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Pinder
McDonalds
museum
mustache
Nintendo
Redskins
Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
Stanley Kubrick
Star Wars
Subway
Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Terps
The Shining
The White Stripes
Twin Peaks
YTMND
