Thighwalker Ranch Farts
15. Jan, 2013 
1 Comment
another year passes
another year of gas passing
college still stays the same
but we get olders
but not wisers
man, are we really old
but man, them young chix these days be wearing like nothing more than a bra and nothing
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Indiana, home to the whitest people you don’t know
theys peoples is
the salt of the pepper
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and home to the lamest bestest football players ever – EVER!!!
(2 dem being Redskins)
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and this guy
I signed him to a 9 picture deal to play Howard Taft and the Monopoly Guy and every awesome fatty guy with a mustache
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and now we enter
the farty food section
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ZA and WINGS!!!!!!!!
together at last/gas
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PESTO CHEESE STIXXXXXXXX!!!
at Mother Bear’s!
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+ onion rings as big as Greeny
and they didn’t even taste good, but they was SO BIGGGG
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THESE
MIGHT juss be the world’s bestest wings. MIGHT. Â no, seriously.
no, 5reals. Â no, 9reals
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YOU’VE BEEN RANCHED
DEAL WITH IT
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hot sh!ts, only $3!!
personally, I don’t like
to spend more than $2
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but THIS is where I really
want to go one day
and that negative review is actually the glowingest glowing review ever cause fat people know where to get damn good food that keeps them fat
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oh college
never change
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NEVER
and we’ll keep coming back
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and maybe, juss maybe
we’ll retire in you!
not even jokings
17reals
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