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If The Shue Fits

been re-watching Melrose Place, which has one of those antiquated long opening credit sequences that highlights each character/actor, and none fascinates me more than Billy Campbell/Andrew Shue’s, cause his smile is so infectious

but I have questions…

what from the side is grabbing Billy’s attention and making him smile???  a smoking hot blonde?  a free refill of hot coffee?  someone telling him USA Soccer is amazing??  someone telling him that he’s both more attractive AND a better actor than his sister Elisabeth????

and who’s the dude he randomly smacks in the stomach, whilst walking down the street???  is that someone he knows? if so, why doesn’t he stop to say hello.  Billy doesn’t seem to be in a real hurry to be anywhere.  but if it ISN’T someone he knows, why is he smacking some random dude in a hat with a ponytail?  wouldn’t that guy be like, ‘hey smiley-face, why the fcuk are you hitting me in the stomach?’.  not sure if the other guy is smiling, but I don’t think he was expecting the tummy tap


Don’t Cut It Out

for your consideration for awesomenessnessness…

Dan Castellaneta as Aaron Spelling

dan as spelling

aaron spelling

sadly, the two ‘unauthorized’ movies starring him on Lifetime, weren’t so awesome, cause they have about as much drama as an episode of Hey Dude

still, if they keep makin these crapola movies, I’ll keep watchin’ em

cause they cast SO well, like…

Abbie Cobb as Jennie Garth

kelli taylor


and this guy who played faux Full House Bob Saget!!

fake saget


melrose cover

melrose bod squad

melrose rs

cut it out


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