This year I made life easier in picking all the games for the upcoming 2018 season using THIS amazing tool, where you pick ALL the games online, and it does all the standings for you, and THEN you pick the playoff bracket.  And what did I come up with?

The Eagles will continue to be good, but they aint gonna win it all again.  I mean, can that city handle another championship?  

In my calculations, my Skins should continue to be middling (7-9), but my head thinks Alex Smith will us all forget about Kirt Kousins, and surprise me AND you! SHRED those D’s Alex!!

If Andrew Luck can keep his ligaments together, big things will happen for Colts, and if not, they may join the Bolts as one of the AFC’s worst

NFC’s worst?  The Cardinals.  Who’s their QB?  Matt Leinart?

Ryan Tannehill has many hills to climb, but at 7-9, he’ll bring the Fins to their 4th playoff appearance in the past two decades.  Yikes, what a crappy century it has been for Miami!!

And when all is said and done – the Steelers will wear the AFC regular season crown, and the 49ers doing the same for the NFC, and yet neither one of them will even make it to the Super Bowl.  I mean, it could happen, but in the NFL, where new hot teams emerge every year and make the postseason, the song usually remains the same when it gets time to actually play in the playoffs 

The Pack will be back in form (Helmet Jesus throwing to Jimmy Graham will give them the tight end edge they’ve long been missing), but they won’t quite be able to stop the Patriots, who are looking for that final trophy so Bill and Tom can bid the league adieu and start working for Trump/Putin’s re-election camp-pain

but don’t go by my picks.  I’m never right.  So why don’t I pick an alternate universe Super Bowl – 49ers over the Texans!

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perv-iously…

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Peace The Forks Out

to

Jonathan Demme

&

Don Rickles

&

Joanie Cunningham

+

LAST PERSON BORN IN THE 1800s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zen and then

Cuba Gooding Sr

Charlie Murphy

THAT GUY!!!

she Cherie Amoured

Boston stick man

Dan Rooney

Bulls architect 

manager Sandy

Quiz Show izler

James Rosenquist

does compute

she put the WE and I in REI

he cooked anarchy

he sported life

Chucky Gong

Inspector Morse creator

he made March madder

1st Philly WS winning manager

Bonnie Grape

he took the rainbow away from straight people

David Letterman’s mom

she laughed, in and out

Roland with the home boys

his angel was a centerfold

indie producer

hung, over

Groundlingser

some British actor

baseball lady

a Rockefeller

soup heiress

John Lennon’s BFF

and

Girls, which means no more naked Lena Dunham

(for now, but PLEASE, go away forever)

taking off for Nawlins and then opening day Natsiesness in Hotlanta.  but relax, I’ll be back soon

Philadelphia Eagles Chuck Bednarik celebrating an NFL championship win over the Green Bay Packers, with a cigar AND a cigarette, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, December 26, 1960

photo by Herb Scharfman

for the record, this is one of the greatest magazine covers of all time, cause it’s Andy Reid, and he’s fat and he’s in a ye olde patriot outfit, and that’s pretty much that

December 2004

The Barnes Foundation II

What’s the difference between the two pictures above (besides that blurry guy)?  Answer – NOTHING (much), except location location location!!!

Against Dr Albert C Barnes‘ explicit last will & testament (please see The Art of The Steal for the full story, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), the Barnes Foundation left its suburban Merion, PA digs, and moved to a much more accessible, and incredible new home in downtown Philly.  The move itself may not be ethically correct (Barnes must be perpetually spinning in his grave), but the fact that many many many many many people are unaware that one of the world’s (if not THE world’s) greatest art collections exists in Pennsylvania is kinda unethical in its own right.  Well, America’s best kept secret aint gonna be a secret no mo!

The new Barnes does the impossible – it recreates something that should have never been recreated, and it does it brilliantly.  Dr Barnes’ specific layout of the art has been delicately reproduced to a T.  The faux home fooled us and nothing fools us!!!  What’s new won’t hurt the experience, but will only enhance it.  Haters will hate, but what’s done is done, and the new Barnes is the best case outcome of a raping of the old Barnes

The Barnes Collection’s new home, on the same grand avenue that houses the Philadelphia Museum of Art + the Rodin Museum, instantly puts Philly on the must stop and see American art map, alongside New York, DC, Chicago and Los Angeles.  If you have eyes, you have to show your eyes this collection.  What more can we say or do to get yer a$$ to The Barnes?  If we had the time and money and firearms, we’d force each and every one of you by gunpoint to go to The Barnes.  But please, let’s lay down our weapons and make Barnes-stormings, not war!!!