Beauty Is Only Skin Depp

Black Mass
KICKS MAJOR MASS!!!!!!!!!!
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R | 122 min

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American Hustle basically sucked.  Black Mass is the opposite of American Hustle, although the two share a decade, large pompadour hairdos, and strong machismo overacting

Above all – Johnny Depp is terrifying as real-life baddie Whitey Bulger.  And above that – Depp is udderly incredible in the film.  Obviously Depp is an incredible actor, but this may be his best (non-Tim Burton) performance since 1998’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.  I credit two things with this great achievement – the hair and the make-up.  So far, I’m rooting for no horses in the Oscar race, but Depp’s Mass face deserves a gold man, so I guess I’m rooting for that

Depp’s bad hair, bad skin, and cold blue killer eyes will haunt me 9ever

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his look is like a combo of this-es…

Johnny S. Thompson Loathing with Fear

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meets all the Biff Tannens of BTTFII

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biff old ii

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meets Flattop of Dick Tracy

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meets William Forsythe in general

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meets Coppola’s Dracula

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meets Electro of Spider-unwatchble-reboot-2

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meets Gollum

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meets the creepy-eyed lizard aliens of V

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Verdictgo: Jeepers MOS DEF Worth A Peepers

Black Mass preaches the bad words currently at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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