we have no children, but we did give birth to this site 13 years ago today.  it’s getting Barf Fcuking Mitzvahed.  bozzle tov!

here’s the highlights in posties with the mosties from this past year in Thighs…

World’s Largest Ball Player – 450lbs!!!!!

Wish I Was There

guessing the Twin Peaks 2017 characters

SUPER DICKMANN’S!!!

‘I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate’

Yellow Broke Road

The San Francisco Chinese Basketeers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sergeant Stubby 

Bubble O’ Bill

the Topless Bathing Suit, 1964

They Shot First

dog bless Bob Grove!!!!!!

stuff auctioned off from The Estate of the late Syd Barrett, in 2006

Annelies van Overbeek

So Tell Me Again, Why Did You Have To Die? Part VI

Bugles are 52 years old!!!

They Kite Be Giants

when New York City’s in trouble – who you gonna call? Pat Kiernan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom M Johnson’s Pittsburgh Parking Lot Booths and Their Attendants

(Ken’s) Dressings You Up In My Love

The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s collection of Herbert E Crowley

you can live where Ike and Tina Turnered

did you know that the Batman advisory and Joker gal pal Harley Quinn never existed prior to the 90s animated TV series AND was inspired by a Harlequin dream sequence on the soap opera Days of Our Lives, played by the actress (Arleen Sorkin) who would eventually lend her voice to the character on the cartoon???? 

Yul Brynner’s photos from the set of 1956 The Ten Commandments

Martin Short’s wedding coordinator character from Father of The Bride – Franck Eggelhoffer – is based off of a real life wedding coordinator!!!

dog bless Jeno Paulucci – inventor of Pizza Rolls!!!!!

The School of Rockwell

a MUST Stache :{

Happy 100th Birthday Kirk!

Mon HOTma

Thighs Wide Music 2016

Thighs Wide Telly 2016

The Metropolitan Museum of Art‘s very first building (in 1880)

Priyanka Doodle Dandy

This Is List – 2017

IBM Data Center, Toronto, 1963

Ruff Neck Business

RAINBOW BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!

Thighs Wide Movies 2016

The 2016 Thighsmans

Why I Love David Fincher’s Zodiac

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perv-iously

Cheesier By The Dozen

This One Goes To Eleven

Ten Years A Thigh Master

Crap o’ Nine Tales

Eight Is Not Enough

Seven Thighs For Unlucky Number Slevin Brothers

Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!

love this Kid Kane Cherry Coke art from 1986 

bless Kid Kane, whoever he is

and bless the 80s design of the Cherry Coke can, which is my true spirit animal

and PLEASE, do yerself a flavor and watch this one AND this one!

thing I REALLY want but don’t really need #27127781838383…

Game Boy Printer

get to the point…

Janet Leigh’s pointy boobs in 1958’s The Vikings!!

Zodiac turns 10 on this very day – March 2nd  

ZODIAC!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever since I saw the movie, I have not ever shut up about it.  You should know this.  I am still working on an street team (that no one asked me to be a part of… mainly cause I invented this street team) to try and get Zodiac a retroactive Oscar for Best Picture of the 21st century (juss a reminder – one of the most critically loved movies of this century got ZERO Academy Award nominations)

anywho, I keep tweeting about my love for all things Zodiac, but I never really have elaborated why I love it.  so here ye go – on things about the movie Zodiac that makes me love it endlessly…

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mustard yellows and browns abound

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all the real life people’s names are SO amazing sounding that they actually sound fake – David Toschi, Jack Mulanax, Ken Narlow, Sherwood Morrill, Duffy Jennings, and mos especially Melvin Belli… a lawyer who was once on Star Trek!!

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Donovan’s ‘Hurdy Gurdy Man’ is now the most rockinest & creepiest anthem ever

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and Donovan’s daughter Ione Skye was in the movie too!

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Ruffalo’s hair

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it inspired me to read not one, but TWO books!

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when I was in the Napa and San Fran, I made sure to make pit stops at a couple of the murder sites.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME THAT I WANT TO VISIT THE SITES OF MURDERS CAUSE I LEARNED ABOUT THEM IN A MOVIE!??!

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the more Jake Gyllenhaal & John Carroll Lynch movies together, the better.  They’re both unsettling awesome actors with screen presences for daze!  Zodiac was their 3rd pairing.  The others – 2002’s The Good Girl, and 2001’s The Bubble Boy

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the little touches, like Pong!

the blue drinks!

and the squirrels, and dildo in Arthur Leigh Allen’s trailer!

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ever since the movie has been released, far more people have claimed that the Zodiac was their father (including Time Werespanko), and some claim the Zodiac was even a Presidential candidate!

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I love this movie so much that when I saw Jimmi Simpson (who was in the movie for all of like 5 minutes at the end) smoking a cigarette on the street in New York, I went up to him, without remembering his name, and said, ‘I just wanted to let you know that you were AMAZING in Zodiac… and everything else you’ve ever been in!’  He said ‘thanks‘ 

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the Zodiac has never been caught, and so the mystery endures, and as the years pass, the movie only gets more awesomer