before you can see or do anything, one is forced
to watch the world’s creepiest propaganda film ever
somewhere Leni Riefenstahl is turning over in her grave, a grave that I pissed on!!!
but some propganda deserves mad props-a-grandeur!
the original ‘Oh Snap!’ -Jewanicure
even lezzies love Coke!
that’s how they talk in Irkutsk
now it’s off to the tasting room!!
American Coke Products
classic tastes, classic logos, juss so effin classic all around
EAT IT PEPSI!
Asian Coke Products
they all tasted like soy sauce
Latin America Coke Products
they all tasted like salsa
more like paraGAY
European Coke Products
we’d rather drink tuna juice than drink Beverly
African Coke Products
they all tasted like famine
Sunfill, Dijoubti for ‘mouthwash’
Dijboubti, English for ‘your booty’
man o man did our mouths tasted like awfuls afterwards
so gross! like mad gross! like too gross! like 288 and then some!
but it’s something you gotta do at least once
even if it’s overpriced
and even if that crapdubious propaganda film is
more disturbing than LVT’s Antichrist