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Just What The Doctor Murdered

Nick Castle as Michael Myers drinking Dr Pepper on the set of Halloween


photo by Kim Gottlieb-Walker


Soda Jerkoff

Hotlanta’s World of Coke
visited with the IU Dumplin gang
& The Gr8 and Gr9 Goldenshmizzle

before you can see or do anything, one is forced
to watch the world’s creepiest propaganda film ever

somewhere Leni Riefenstahl is turning over in her grave, a grave that I pissed on!!!

but some propganda deserves mad props-a-grandeur!

the original ‘Oh Snap!’ -Jewanicure

even lezzies love Coke!

that’s how they talk in Irkutsk

more cans he can’t hate

on second thought, he’ll never like any cans

now it’s off to the tasting room!!

American Coke Products

classic tastes, classic logos, juss so effin classic all around


Tab Hunter

Asian Coke Products

they all tasted like soy sauce

Latin America Coke Products

they all tasted like salsa


more like paraGAY

European Coke Products

we’d rather drink tuna juice than drink Beverly

African Coke Products

they all tasted like famine

Sunfill, Dijoubti for ‘mouthwash’

Dijboubti, English for ‘your booty’

the two best Non-US Hotties drinky-poos

Krest Ginger Ale and Stoney Tangawizi (Ginger Beer)

man o man did our mouths tasted like awfuls afterwards
so gross! like mad gross! like too gross! like 288 and then some!
but it’s something you gotta do at least once
even if it’s overpriced
and even if that crapdubious propaganda film is
more disturbing than LVT’s Antichrist

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