Thighs Wide Movies 2014
28. Jan, 2015 
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The Flowqueens of ‘14.5
1) Jodorowsky’s Dune
The greatest doc ever made about the greatest film never made, EVER!!  So many ‘what if?‘s AND ‘what the f#$k??!!!‘s to shake your head at
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2)Â Whiplash
Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2.5)Â The Trip to Italy
Lightening strikes twice as Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon take their thick shtick to Italy.  Hilarity ensues at every blip on the map.  AMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3)Â The Babadook
Are the things going bump in the night all in their heads?  Too late, they are now in our heads too!  BABA-DOOK DOOOK DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4)Â Mr Turner
Literally watching paint dry – and it’s amazing!!!
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5)Â Foxcatcher
Carell’s nose, Ruffalo’s beard and hairline + Tatum’s sad face = Pinned-trest-ed!!!
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6)Â Nightcrawler
Jake Gynenhehahehallllll is watching you. Â Watch him back
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7) The LEGO® Movie
Toys with our emotions in the best way possible.  It also happens to be funniest Will Ferrell flick in half a decade
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8)Â Inherent Vice
Katherine Waterston continues her ‘brave’ (read – ‘nude’) work in cinema
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9)Â Dawn of The Planet of The Apes
Going ape-sh!t, again
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10)Â Citizenfour
The year’s best thriller is not only based on a true story – it is THEÂ truest true story!
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11)Â The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Unibrowser Yowzers!!
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12)Â Boyhood
Seamless production and process like none other make up for a somewhat lacking narrative.  Bring on Manhood!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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13)Â The Double
Every movie needs Jesse Eisenberg.  So why not have two Jesse Eisenbergs???
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14)Â Step Up All In
If you’re not in, you are OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and now for the…
Honor Blackmanable Mentions
The Fault In Our Stars / Get On Up / Interstellar / Jersey Boys / Lucy / Palo Alto / X-Men: Days of Future Past
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our annual anal movie awards – The Thighsmans – drops the week of the OscarsÂ
until then, here’s the bestest films of yesterhere
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2012
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