Like me, you’re human. Like me, you LOVED The LEGO® Movie!!! Everything about it was awesome, especially the Batman parts, and so when they decided to make a LEGO® Batman Movie, of course you and I had to see it, and of course we knew it was gonna be AND actually would be equally as AWESOME as the other LEGO® movie was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Batman and the Gotham universe is rich in everything – characters, scenery, color, darkness, awesomeness, and history – and it’s all on display, tongue in cheek, in another mad dash of 100 minutes of LEGO® brick building (and destroying) fun for all ages
The thing about these LEGO® movies vs actual movies is that the possibilities of what they can do is limitless. When they make a real Batman movie with humans, they are limited. They can’t have too much fun, and they can’t do everything. Well, EVERYTHING happened in this LEGO® Batman Movie, and even though it’s seems like they did everything, I’m sure it won’t be hard for them to top this if they go for a 2nd round of LEGO® Batman Movie (please Lord, make it happen)
To be honest – this one LEGO® Batman Movie was more entertaining than anything Christopher Nolan ever did with the character, or in fact, any super hero movie released this century done did! Like LEGO® Batman’s password would say – IRON MAN SUCKS!!!
I don’t see a lot of animated movies, mainly cause I’m an adult without kids (and would much rather see a documentary or an old black & white movie), and mainly cause they don’t make them like they used to, but whatever they’re doing when making these LEGO® movies, they need to NEVER stop, EVER with them
They need to take EVERY existing franchise and turn them into LEGO® movies. I’m sure they’ll eventually somehow make a Star Wars one, and when they do, it will be better than the new Star Wars movies they’ve been making. IT WILL BE TRUE!!!
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is the best. STILL the best. Saw it the other night and it is STILL a fcuking amazing adventure. ‘Big’ as an adjective doesn’t even begin to cover its giantness of how truly massive it truly is. Truly. Seriously. TRULY SERIOUSLY!!!
Anywho, I dug up some odds and ends, after digging thru the Big Adventure IMDb page…
this is what Large Marge (aka Alice Nunn) looked like as a younger lady. she actually died 3 years after Big Adventure‘s release
when I saw the movie in theaters as a 7 year old, the part where she went all bugged-eyed caused my penis to invert, right into my body – and I coined the term ‘reverse boner‘. I swear, this happened! And I swear I invited this term! although probably not at age 7
nothing compares 2 u, cause u got the look, u sexy MF. u made us party like it was 1999, told us to go crazy, get all delirious, live up the pop life, do the batdance – all the sign o the times. i would die 4 u, or give you diamonds and pearls or a little red corvette. how about 7 raspberry berets? we’d kiss you if we could, but we longer can. the cream off the peach is gone. you were the most beautiful girl man in the world, even on alphabet street. the thieves in the temple took your life, but we’ll have your music from our generation, to the new power generation, and for every generation 9ever. this is what it sounds like when doves cry, and when humans do too :(
The LEGO® Batman Movie Boy Wonder Boys Official Site | Trailer & Mo PG | 104 min Like me, you’re human. Like me, you LOVED The LEGO® Movie!!! Everything about it was awesome, especially the Batman parts, and so when they decided to make a LEGO® Batman Movie, of course you and I had to see it, […]
I Am Not Your Negro Race Yourselves Official Site | Trailer & Mo PG-13 | 95 min The most important movie of 2016 (which is now getting a full release in 2017, so I guess that makes it the most important movie of 2017) is Raoul Peck‘s I Am Not Your Negro YESS!!! It’s true!!!! One can never […]
The Founder The Big Mac Daddy Official Site | Trailer & Mo PG-13 | 115 min As a kid my love for McDonald’s was beyond super-sized. As an adult, I haven’t abandoned the golden arches, but I certainly don’t eat there as much as I did as an ultra-happy Happy Meal youngin Anywho, I always remembered seeing this plaque in our […]
Hidden Figures Space Race-ist Official Site | Trailer & Mo PG | 127 min I am all for movies about equal rights, the space race, the American spirit, conquering adversity and unheard true stories that must be told. Hidden Figures needs to exist. It’s a PG movie that anyone and everyone can and should see. You + […]
Jackie To Live and Die With Dignity Official Site | Trailer & Mo R | 100 min I’ve missed Natalie Portman, and I feel like she hasn’t really done anything post-Black Swan, which somehow was 6/7 years ago. Yes, I know she was in Thor and in that dumb Ashcan Kruncher flick, and other stuff, but those were juss […]
Lee Horsley as/in Matt Houston, alongside Barbara Edwards, Mary Lynne Gehr, Marianne Gravatte, Veronica Gamba, Heidi Sorenson, Trisha Long, Dona Speir, and Kymberly Herrin (one of the ZZ Top legs ladies!!!) in the episode ‘The Bikini Murders‘, which aired on February 3, 1984 I NEED THIS TO RE-AIR NOW!!!
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2016 and now, for the only awards that matter… Thirstweenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Crap To The Future Award For Würstest Acting of The Year Award!!! Nick Kroll in Loving he somehow molded his character and acting style based on the ‘I think he […]
I’m never getting around to seeing Fences or Lion, so here’s… Dwelve Into These Twelve of 2016 1) Tower A real life tragic event gets Waking Lifed, and it’s not only scary and horrific, but hopeful AND inspiring! – 2) I Am Not Your Negro What it’s like to be an African-American in America (when you’re […]
I bought more CDs this year than I probably have in an entire decade! it’s TRUE!!!! I WILL NOT LET PHYSICAL MEDIA DIE!!! here’s what I listened to in 2016!! all certified thightastic! – you know my theory – see your favorite musicians in concert before you or they die… Live By Night! Raul Malo […]
you know the drill – 2016 was all Tronald Dump, and Gigi Hadon’t and bunch of other garbage szauce, but 2017 is gonna be different, and amazing, and awesome szauce. There may be some KKK, but don’t worry, everything will be A-OKKKK. How do we know? We juss do. Anywho, The Washington Post does a list thing, and […]
oh man, that TV stuff in 2016!!! 1. The People vs OJ Simpson (FX) left a PERManent 90s stain on my psyche (please note – I didn’t get a chance to watch the ESPN doc series on OJ yet): – 2. The Americans (FX) poor poor Martha Hanson – 3. Baskets (FX) Louie Anderson – BIGGEST comeback of the 21st Century!!! […]