Tag Archives: Zardoz

Trailer? TrailHIM!!

thank you Pablo Ferro

especially for creating the Clockwork titles AND trailer (using outtakes from the dallies!)

but most importantly, for giving the world the most insane trailer of balls thyme…

THE ZARDOZ TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


how do you market a film like Zardoz?

“You market it.” –Pablo Ferro


Hollywürst & Vine

think we’re gonna give this vine thing a go

until we/you grow tired of it


This Is List: 2011

any similarities between the Washington Post’s In & Out list is purely poorincidental…



Tron Guy

Zardoz Girl

Rex Ryan’s Ego

Rex Reed’s Id

Sh!t My Dad Says

Sh!ts Celebs Take


Chiwetel Ejiofor

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

Don’t Ask Speak & Spell

LeBron’s Decision

Rerun’s Precision

Boston Accents

Ballston Accents

Zach Galifianakis

George Papadapolis

Keith David

David Keith

Trapped Miners

Trapper Keepers

TSA Pat-Downs

T & A Rub-Downs

‘featuring Nicki Minaj’

‘featuring Mickey Rooney’



I’m With Coco

I’m Masturbating
With Cocoa Butter

Nancy Pelosi

Yancey Thigpen

Bedbugs Outbreak

Outbreak Steakhouse

Larry King Live

Larry King Dead

Release The Kraken

Don’t Release
Clash of The Titans 2

Sasha Grey’s Hairy Bush

Sasha Grey’s Hairy Brush

Brian Wilson’s Beard

Brian Wilson’s Beard

Stieg Larsson

Gary Larson

Memory Freaks

Mammary Freaks

Steven Slater

Helen Slater

Top Kill

Top Cat

Preventing Forest Fires

Preventing Forest Whitaker

James Franco, All-American



Frail Blog

Meg Whitman’s Warchest

Meg White’s Chest


Lark Voorhies’ Whores

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ‘006, the ‘007, the ‘008,  the ‘009 & the ‘010


Ayew, Ah You!

little known fract:

these 3 people are actually the same peoples…

sorta funny, mostly bitchy, debbie downer partier

Lizzy Caplan

snarly faced soccer guy who always bleeds cause he’s a pussy

Clint Dempsey


Bob Geldof

as Pink Floyd in Pink Floyd The Wall, the movie version of Pink Floyd’s The Wall

not convinced?

shave Lizzy’s hair, give her a beard, remove the eyebrows, then shave the beard and then…


this world cup needs more Zidane headbutts and Fabio Capello in a bathing suit.  oh well


More Than Meets The AFI

Wees suckers for those AFI top whatever specials that air every year on CBS. Although it appears as if they’re running outta ideas already (as well as talking heads… Amy Madigan? guess she had the most spare time outta anyone), as last night’s affair was the top 10 films for 10 different genres: Animation, Romantic Comedies, Westerns, Sports, Mystery, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Gangster, Courtroom Drama and Epics. While they did a purty decent job with their picks, some of the choices didn’t seem to fit the category they were filed under, like Field of Dreams getting listed under ‘Fantasy’ instead of ‘Sports’, and who ever considered Pulp Fiction to be a ‘Gangster’ film? And whatta bout the absence of Horror films? And why no love for Documentaries, ever (here’s our flavs)? To hells with that shiz, so we decided to come up with a bunch o random lists of our own…

(not including anything by Stephen King or Hitchcock)

1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
2. Alien
3. The Exorcist
4. The Wicker Man
5. Jacob’s Ladder
6. The Silence of the Lambs
7. Halloween
8. Rosemary’s Baby
9. The Omen
10. Poltergeist

boo-nus: Time To Leatherface The Music

Stephen King

1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. Stand By Me
3. The Shining
4. Carrie
5. Misery
6. The Mist
7. The Running Man
8. The Dead Zone
9. The Lawnmower Man
10. Children of the Corn

boo-nus: visit Mansfield, Ohio for the Shawshank Redemption trail tour, which includes a stop at the Ohio State Reformatory

Alfred Hitchcock

1. Psycho
2. Strangers On A Train
3. North By Northwest
4. Rear Window
5. Notorious
6. Rebecca
7. Vertigo
8. Rope
9. The Birds
10. Dial M For Murder

boo-nus: Saul Bassstoryboards for the Psycho shower scene

TV Shows Turned Into A Movie
(doesn’t include characters plucked from a show, like Borat or the Blues Brothers)

1. The Untouchables
2. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
3. The Fugitive
4. The Brady Bunch Movie
5. The Addams Family
6. Jackass: The Movie
7. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
8. Star Trek IV
9. Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
10. Dragnet

boo-nus: 30 Upcoming Movie Sequels You Didn’t Know About, including an Untouchables prequel


1. Trainspotting
2. Requiem for a Dream
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Midnight Express
5. Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
6. Boogie Nights
7. Scarface
8. The Big Lebowski
9. Carlito’s Way
10. New Jack City (and no, we aint kidding)

boo-nus: when in Scotland, take the Trainspotting literary tour


1. Pink Floyd The Wall
2. Tommy
3. The Commitments
4. The Devil and Daniel Johnston
5. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
6. The Filth and the Fury
7. A Hard Days Night
8. Buena Vista Social Club
9. DiG!
10. The Blues Brothers
and this list goes to
11. This Is Spinal Tap

boo-nus: I Need A Dirty Woman, I Need A Dirty Girl


1. A Clockwork Orange
2. Planet of the Apes
3. THX 1138
4. Children of Men
5. Twelve Monkeys
6. Sleeper
7. Starship Troopers
8. A.I.
9. Gattaca
10. 1984

boo-nus: Real Horrorshow

Awful Movies We
Kinda Sorta Vouch For

1. Zardoz
2. Can’t Stop The Music
3. Escape From The Planet of the Apes
4. The Terminal
5. The Apple
6. Ghost Dad
7. Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
8. 2 Fast 2 Furious
9. She’s All That
10. Bratz/From Justin To Kelly (tie)

boo-nus: the Zardoz trailer, which may well be the greatestest trailer EVER

previously AFIing it up:

100 Songs Mostly Wrong
& Quothing At The Mouth

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