San Frandisco – easily America’s greatest non-ranch farts city

if you’ve never been, you might as well leave for Uranus, and orbit your own anus

I mean, where else you gonna see this sight???

ALCATRAZ!!!

bars none, one of the illest places to visit

it water TOWERS over all other prisons!!!

for birdmen and birdwomen everywhere!!!

i mean, if you had to go to one prison, wouldn’t you want to go here????

I mean, they have their own baseballs!!!

speaking of baseballsss

made my first ever visit to Pac-Bell/AT&T/Verizon/Bell Atlantic Park to see mees Nats lose 2 games

where Coke plays catch, and Sully from Monsters Inc is a true San Fran Giant!!!

ok, maybe that was a stretch

at the super dope Musée Mécanique, where they gots ye olde thyme arcade games and erotic movies!

but nothing beats this 7-11 deal

except eating Mexican food and using a corn cob to wipe yer butt

oh Mexican food, why you taste so good, but hurt butts so much??

but my butt was way OK with the House of Prime Rib

but my favorite restaurant on earth isn’t even a restaurant – it’s a chocolatier – See’s Candies

oh San Fran, why are you more beautiful than India Reynolds?

and why aren’t all gates painted orange vermillion like yer golden ones???

and why aren’t all hills this alive???

and why did Paul Stine have to die?

and why do a bunch of yer buildings look like the 70s version of the future (which is my favorite version of the future)????

OK, time to step out, cause this house is full

perv-iously…

A Fine Line Between Love And Haight

how is THIS new to me??????

long live Jordy

who’s like a mini-David Lynch like David Lynch’s son was

off to SF for some #NatsBatsStats. stare at this til I returneth

Jerry Colonna 

photo is dated May 15, 1940 [ebay]

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oh, and that photo is not to be confused with this one..

Peace The Forks Out

to

The Office

 our first mention of the Dunder Mifflinites came in 2004, as we said… The American version of The Office can’t be good. I scream Blasphemhy!!

and then we said…. WHY GAWD WHY did you allow someone to make an American/bastardized version of the The Office? Watch many a painful clips here. The agony begins Thursday March 24th @ 9:30. So much for much for must see TV. More like, muss pee on my TV when I see these shows TV!!

and then we warmed up to it a bit… You know what, the American version of The Office isn’t as bad as I initially thought. Last night’s ep was purty darn funny. And although she’s no Dawn Tinsley, I think I’m in love with Pam Beesly

and then we REALLY warmed up to it… The US version of The Office, possibly the biggest sirprize bestness of since Baked Cheetos

and then it owned us for life…  the first few American Office eps were kinda poop sandwichistic and eventually blossomed into what is perhaps the greatestestest situational comedy mt EVERest. fo’reals, five’reals, six’reals!

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thank you The Office. you were The Simpsons of our 2000s

 

justin case you somehow missed this: Creed Bratton  was once Creed Bratton, guitarist for the very popular 60s rockers, The Grass Roots. peep him out in these TV appearances for their klassic hits ‘Let’s Live For Today’ & ‘Midnight Confessions‘ (he’s on the left side of the screen in both clips) 

Nicknames for Pam

Ryan Started The Fire

the songs of Andy Bernard 

[most of the links are dead]

Dunder Fapin’

THIS

is one of the greatest commercials of all time(/my childhood)

it almost made me want to join the Marines or learn chess or play outdoors in armor when it’s thundererering and lightninginging.  I never did none of that stuffs :(

it’s the Marine Corps ‘Chess’ ad created by J Walter Thompson in 1991

 

further reading - The Legend of the Gulf War: Marine Corps Recruitment and the Metaphor of Chess [pdf]