it’s been awhile…

here’s some pictures of a boobylicious hot chick

Abigail Ratchford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace The Forks Out

to

Commandant Eric Lassard/Punky’s Poppy

  

+

The Earthiest, Windiest Firerer

Bob Elliot

the inventor of the jump shot!!!

Jacques Rivette

Thorton Dial

Mel Blanc’s voice successor

triathlon cofounder

Jefferson Airplane co-pilot

original Jefferson Airplane flyer

supreme jerk Scalia

inventor with more patents than Edison

LINUS!!!

supervised the building of the John Hancock Center + WTC

sixth man to walk on the moon

he made NFL Films score, big time!!!!

AIer

he inked monsters

1960 USA gold winning hockey coach

Oscar nominated Iago

Terry Wogan

Vanity

Georgy Girl author

Heisman winner

he licked hot

Colt

adventured as Tom Sawyer

Petticoat Junctioner

he co-owned the TX Rangers

1949’s Robin the Boy Wonder

a Rascal turned photog

Mr Xmas

a President of El Salvado

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

made his stamp in stamps

a glasshole

voice of NASCAR

rebel skier

he kicked it

he wrote some movies

some Nepal minister

some BMX guy

some baller

some ballerina

some actor

some bit player

museum voice

Mr Hudgens

Rocky Rococo

&

Don of Don’s Guns

cause ‘I don’t want to make any money. I just love to sell guns, heh-heh-heh’

Robin Thicke’s parents are Alan Thicke and Gloria Loring, and they (with Al Burton) wrote and sang the theme songs to ‘Facts of Life‘ and ‘Diff’rent Strokes‘!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK6xCaN4YpY

those two were so rockin’

Alan composed other themes – like one for ‘Wheel of Fortune‘, ‘Joker’s Wild‘, ‘Celebrity Sweepstakes‘ and for something called ‘The Wizard Of Odds‘.  dude is a wizard 4 sho

anywho, Loring was on some Hallmark channel talk show called ‘Home & Family’ to celebrate Mrs Garrett/Charlotte Rae turning 90 this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AND THE WHOLE LOVE FEST WAS THE MOST TOUCHING 2 HOURS I’VE SPENT IN AWHILE (that didn’t include touching my wife or myself)  

look at who swung by and skyped to say hello & we love you Mrs G!!!!

Tootie! Willis! Blair!!!!!!!!!!!!

purple haired-Cohn!!

Molly, pretty in black!!!

Jo via skype!!!!!

Blair’s cousin Geri!!!!!!!

GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was the first time Gloria met the cast!!!!!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBtCWFVueVX/

Mrs G has seen it all – the invention of TV, man walking on the moon, the rise of Alan Thicke’s theme song writing skills, and selfies (sorta)

long live Charlotte Rae (and the Eastland School for Young Women ladies)!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Deli Man

I never reviewed this documentary, cause I saw it on a plane, and I usually don’t review movies I’ve seen on planes.  It was the perfect plane movie, but it was also the perfect movie movie – it was funny, and entertaining, and informative, and it actually made me cry – tears of joy.  It also made me proud to be Jewish, and reminded me what I value most of my Judaism – tradition thru food, and how we must never lose either.  Levy’s Rye said you didn’t have to be Jewish to love their bread, and the same is true of this documentary.  Bless you Ziggy Gruber – you are the Jewish Ziggy Stardust

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there were plenty of other grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat films in the ’15 of 2000, but instead of ranking them against one another, this year I’m juss gonna lump them together, saying they all grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat – in reverse alphabetical order…

Straight Out of Compton

if Paul Giamatti is your movie’s main a$$hole, and your soundtrack is NWA, you have a surefire hit

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Star Wars – The Force Awakens

JJ Abrams may have played it safe, leaning on the past, but that’s what the people wanted, and he gave us stuff we didn’t even know we wanted – a Rey of hope for the future  

George Lucas who?

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Spotlight

it’s the Zodiac of priest abusing children movies!!

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Son of Saul

imagine the intensity of Saving Private Ryan, but strip the patriotism and cheese, set it in and around a concentration camp, and let the horror destroy your senses – yes the würst date movie of 2015 is also one of its best!

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The Search For General Tso

a MUST for anyone who eats Chinese food in America (aka, every American)

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The Martian

who said Ridley Scott needed aliens to make space wonder-full?

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Maps To The Stars

I had to pick one fcuked up movie to make my list, so why not the one that says incest is best/würst!!!

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Mad Max – Fury Road

I mean the guy with the flamethrower guitar was the tamest part of the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Joy

this is the movie American Hustle should have been, but wasn’t, but this is Joy, and Joy was all American, all hustle, and all awesome

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The Intern

schmaltz-o ball soup for the soul.  I SLURPPED IT UP BIG TIME.  can’t wait to watch it on cable for eons to come!!

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The Death of Superman Lives, What Happened?

the (second) greatest doc ever made about the (second) greatest film never made 

(the first was last year’s #1)

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Creed

some things DO get better with age

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Brooklyn

they say they don’t make movies like they used to, but they wrong.  they should say they should make more movies like this

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Black Mass

Deep as Whitey gave me a bulger in my pants

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The Big Short

finally, a movie about the economic collapse that doesn’t make you want to take a coll-nap

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Amy

too bad the title Trainwreck was wasted on another movie

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and now for the…

Honor Blackmanable Mentions

Vacation / While We’re Young / Tomorrowland / Steve Jobs / Rosenwald / Room / Pitch Perfect 2 / Kingsman: The Secret Service / It Follows / Iris / Furious 7 / Ex Machina / The Danish Girl

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our annual anal movie awards – The Thighsmans – drops the week of the Oscars 

until then, here’s the bestest films of yesterhere

2014
2013
2012
2011
2010
2009
2008
2007
2006
2005
2004
2003
& 2002

OMG!!!!!!!

this guy

is brothers with this guy!!!

yes!!!!!!!!!

Michael Lerner!!!!!!

and 

Ken Lerner!!!!!!

those guys!!!!!!