Hello My Name Is

Popeye’s adopted son Swee’Pea has a full name, and it is…

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Scooner Seawell Georgia Washenting Christiffer Columbia Daniel Boom!!!

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Special FX

I don’t believe in Emmys or shammys or whatever, but there’s some amazing stuff going on – on TV (mainly on FX) and I juss have to give them some props de leon…

the Zach Galifianakis rodeo clown show isn’t AS funny as you’d expect/want it to be, but that doesn’t really matter cause Louie Anderson is ridiculously amazing in it, and seriously, when is the last time you gave a flying fcuk about Louie Anderson???  WATCH Baskets, but not necessarily for Galifianakis, who plays Anderson’s twin boys – Chip AND Dale, but momma Anderson.  she loves a good bargain, Arby’s curly fries, the way Dasani water tastes, and CostCo, and we juss love her, and him as her

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and bless Galifianakis’ other co-star - Martha Kelly – who plays Galifianakis’ non-love interest/insurance adjuster… Martha.  this woman is a stand-up comic, and this show is her first filmed credit, and she totally goes toe to toe with Galifianakis AND Louie Anderson, as the show’s straightman.  that is truly something!  she is more than truly something!!!

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and don’t even get me started on The People vs OJ Simpson.  OK, I’ll get myself started on it.  if there were ever a show that needed all of its episodes released at one time – this would be the one.  Fuller House?  I could wait centuries for the next episode to drop.  The Peeps vs OJ?  I NEED THAT SH!T LIKE YESTERDAY – ALL OF IT!!!  and even though it all actually happened well before yesterday, and we know the outcome, you sit there and watch and go, jesus age christ, we HAVE to get OJ convicted, lets go prosecutors!!!  And even though we know they failed (or that the jury failed us), we are rooting like fcuk for them to somehow win this case we know gets lost!

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MARCIA MARCIA MARCIA.  poor Marcia Clark.  her hair and problems and stuff are all being dug-up again for the public to see and pee on, but enuff time has passed, and the way the show presents her – it’s cutting her a break, and I feel so sorry for her (if yer watching, I bet you do too).  in fact, I had trouble sleeping last night, worrying about her and her hair and how she was mocked… 20+ years ago!!!  

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humanizing her is THE great Sarah Paulson.  if you’ve been watching her in the American Horror Stories, you know she is THE fcuking best, and THE woman rocking the whole network – a Ms FX if you will.  I CANNOT get enuff of her as her, or her in general!!  

and a thousand zillion wig awards has to go to the dude/dudettes behind recreating these wigs!!!

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I mean, I could dedicate a zillion more words and pictures of love for the entire cast – to Travolta’s eyebrows as Shapiro, and Cuba Goodings badding as OJ, and David Shimmer being awesome for once as the only Kardashian that may actually matter, and Nathan Lane playing it straight as F Lee Baily, and Robert Morse as a jolly morose Dominick Dunne, and Bruce Greenwood doing that standard awesome Bruce Greenwood thing he’s doing as Gil Garcetti, and Kenneth Choi BEING Lance Ito and a zillion more actors acting the crap out of their real life roles, but man, outside of Marcia Clark and her hair, it’s really really reealllllllllly all about Sterling K Brown as Christopher Darden vs Courtney B Vance as Johnnie Cochran.  I could watch them bark and bite ALL DAY LONG.  They need a spin-off show where all they do is try to one up each other in court or in smoothness or awesomeness!!

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court (of my opinion) adjourned 

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Cheesier By The Dozen

TWS turns 12 today.  one more year and it becomes a man

if you missed anything in year 12, here ye blow…

Smells Like Teen Dispirited

 

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The 2015 Thighsmans

 

Bridge Of Thighs

 

bless you Callahan!!

 

gretzky lies

 

Thighs Wide Movies 2015

 

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The Welles Report

 

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Ohhhh Fuuudge!

 

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GibsiHana

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAT91X2m37C/

#Wienning

 

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Reality Czech

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BADiQA7G31O/

I’m Going Hungary

 

the deep

 

This Is List – 2016

 

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Thighs Wide Telly 2015

 

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Spectrefapping

 

early taco bell

 

Gyros of The Day

 

chrysler peepz

 

Supergirl is supercute

 

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Beauty Is Only Skin Depp

 

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ALWAYS Trust A Big Butt AND A Smile

 

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Don’t Cut It Out

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/8E8Us8m35Q/

Foggy With A Chance of Zodiac Balls

 

lords

 

Citizen Schwarzenegger

 

foodbaby1

 

Aaron Spelling’s wife got him a pinball machine made based on his life and work!!!!!!!

 

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

 

Bass Ackwards

 

Gina Ekiss

 

KOCA NOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Clifton Webb as a baby-sitter indulging with two women in scene from film "Sitting Pretty."

 

Ann B Davis in Omaha, Nebraska, September 1971

 

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Chairmen of the Cardboard: Recreating memorable trading cards

 

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never 5get – Toby Huss as faux Frank Sinatra – riffing and rhyming on current [1994] MTV hits

 

SitDown

 

what if Jason Todd LIVED inBatman: A Death in the Family???

 

me drew 1

 

The Monty Hall Smokin-Stokin’ Fire Brigade

 

stomach ball

 

Addams Family Hopefuls – Photos From The Auditions

 

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Oh Well, Whatever, Nevermind

 

number 3

 

that time The Eagles playedRolling Stone magazine in softball, May 1978

 

TBM

 

Buck(ingham) Naked

 

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THERE WERE FEMALE PILOTS IN RETURN OF THE JEDI!!!

 

 

Unwanted Poster

 

airplane jello boobs

 

what Detroit’s Pontiac Silverdome looks like these days

 

dali zoo2

 

Hughes or Lose

 

interview me opening day

 

Phil Hartmann, album cover designer!!

 

chevy food fight

 

Cher being Cher

 

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This One Goes To Eleven

Ten Years A Thigh Master

Crap o’ Nine Tales

Eight Is Not Enough

Seven Thighs For Unlucky Number Slevin Brothers

Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!

 

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