Deer Lord

04. Aug, 2017 0 Comments

**For 1942â€™sÂ Bambi, Disney brought in live animals to help animators learn to draw realistic deer**

From Disney’s Secret Archives

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animators, Bambi, Disney, study

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Treat Williams + Carrie Fisher 999999ever!!!!!!!!!!

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Behind The Scenes, Carrie Fisher, Empire, Empire Strikes Back, Gary Kurtz, Hoth, on the set, Princess Leia, The Empire Strikes Back, Treat Williams

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Foam & Away

01. Aug, 2017 4 Comments

Dunkirk
Three Directions, Singular Styles
Official SiteÂ | Trailer & Mo
PG-13 | 106 min

I am all forÂ Christopher Nolan, and yet sometimes I am not. Â Sometimes he hits it right, like hisÂ prestigious and tricky PrestigeÂ (still my personal fav of his). Other times he gets a lil tooÂ deceptive and heady, like withÂ Inception. Â Sometimes there’sÂ good Battiness, and sometimes bad. Â The guy always tries to make stellar work, as seen mos recently with Interstellar, and yet, for some reason, I don’t always look forward to what’s coming up next from him

I love movies. Â I love film. Â I love 35mm film being projected. Â I want 35mm film to survive, and yet when I hear about Nolan pushing to keep it alive, I am somehow turned off by it and him. Â Maybe it’s cause he seems so cocky and self-important. Â Or thinks he’s the second coming of Stanley Kubrick. Â Or maybe it’s cause he has such great hair. Â Damn, I wish I had such hair!

Well, after watching his latest, very unpretentious, and mos excellent Dunkirk, I’m ready to let bygones be gone!

YOU DID IT CHRISTOPHER!!!! Â You left all the overthinking and overdoing in the present and made very good by going back into the past!!!

Cause in the past, you can’t have buildings fold, or people walking on the ceiling, orÂ Tom HardyÂ talking like he has 12838383 muzzles on his mouth. Â Oh wait, you can!!

Anywho – what a fcuking show!!! Â You learn NOTHING about this WWII battle, where English soldiers are practicality marooned on a French beach, while Germans have their way with them, but that’s OK. Â I’m sure the actual soldiers on the beach (look how Captainy Kenneth BranaghÂ looks!), and in the sky (oh, that Jack Lowden is a looker!) and in the sea (Mark Rylance, better at acting AND sailing than wearing hats) also had no clue as to what was going on either!! Â And how can you better sympathize with your on-screen heroes when you know about as much as they do! Â WE KNOW NOTHING!!!! Â CEPT HOW RAD THIS MOVIE WAS!!! Â AND WHAT INCREDIBLE SOUNDS WE DONE HEARD!!! Â (if the movie only wins ONE Oscar, let it be for the sound one that awards achievement in HEXplosions and plane noises)

Juss so darn lucky to not have to fight in a war like these people did

Juss wish we were as lucky asÂ Harry StylesÂ is! Â He’s so handsome!!!! Â So fcuking fine looking that the ocean starts to ejaculate all over the beach anytime he’s near. Â LOOK AT ALL THAT SEA FOAM!!!

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

DunkirkÂ is far from DUMBkirk at a theater near jews and white nationalistsÂ

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Breast In Show, Christopher Nolan, Dunkirk, Harry Styles, Jack Lowden, Mark Rylance, sea foam, Tom Hardy

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Luc, You’re Our Only Hope

28. Jul, 2017 1 Comment

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Luc’s Skywalking, And Everyone Else Is Sleepwalking
Official SiteÂ | Trailer & Mo
PG-13 | 134 min

After seeingÂ Luc Besson‘s super funÂ Lucy, I declared that I wanted him to ‘direct all my blockbuster blusters‘. Â My wish was beyond granted in hisÂ Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, where imagination knows no bounds, and awe and awesome is around every corner!!! Â

Sadly, others don’t seem to agree with my sediments, and the audiences have spurned it as well. Â This wholly creative cinematic force will die a quick death in theaters, and with that, any hope of a sequel, or the chance of big studios taking other chances on chancy material that isn’t a known commodity. Â Well that sucks! Â Damn you people!!! Â Didn’t you see The 5th Element? Â Do you not want more of THAT same, but with a fcuking dope 21st century digital landscape that makes George Lucas’ Star Wars prequels look like Pong???

Do you not want to see a movie that has RihannaÂ doing this (AND MORE)???

Are these slick-a$$ robots not slick-a$$ enuff for ye???

Do you not want to takeÂ your favorite memories of Avatar, A.I., Mad Max, Mos Eisley, The Neverending Story, Moulin Rouge and ContactÂ and have them rolled up into one stellar movie roller coaster that’s beyond well worth the ride?

OK, so they maybe could have found a betterÂ Valerian thanÂ Dane DeHaan, but he was fine. Â And I’m not usually a fan of smelling-a-bad-fart-facedÂ Cara Delevingne, but here, as Val’s girl Friday – Laureline, she’s a woman with more depth and rockitude than anythingÂ Wonder Woman womanized! Â

WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT? Â YOU DON’T WANT THIS, AND INSTEAD YOU WANT CRAP??? Â WELL, YOU WILL KEEP GETTING CRAP!!!! Â Hollywood will continue to make the garbage that you so rightfully deserve

I believe, and sincerely hope that time will be kind to Besson’s Valerian. Â Today’s box office ‘bomb’ will one day turn into a cult classic that we’ll be talking about well beyond the 28th century. Â Beam me up, and boo on you haters!

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

Valerian Â soars at a theater near jews and white nationalists (but hurry – shiz is gonna leave theaters ASAP!!)

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Breast In Show, Cara Delevingne, Dane DeHaan, Luc Besson, Rihanna, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

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